Beyond Gorgeous New England Babe
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, simple and to the point, would you with the blonde? I know her from college, and think she is beyond perfect (although her attitude could use an adjustment- total stuck up b*tch). But you are always talking sh*t about east coast girls and saying they are flat chested and not hot. Well, I’m here to change your mind. Now please admit you totally would.
Am I the only one who finds her face quite handsome?- nik
Her attitude is not the only thing that can use an adjustment. Where do I start and the poster could use some eye glasses as well. Cut down on drinking as well, because someone seems to have beer goggles. Her nose, teeth and face.
Yeah, I know this sounds weird, but when I saw her picture the first thing that came to mind was Doug Funny.
She looks like a bobblehead in the first pic
She looks like Scott Disick in the top pic
She is hany
She looks like a dude. A lot of girls from back east look like dudes.
Typical beat looking Masshole. Lots of hotter chicks can be found in NH.
yo holmes – do you get out much? this chick is beat. pump n dump at best.
Looks like a legit dude.
jaw line is… Manish. creepy
She definitely looks a little manly.
What’s her friends name? That’s the one we should be talking about.
Her friend is better looking
Since she’s a snob, I’ll put in my 2 cents – her lack of an upper lip is annoying and her nose belongs on a man.
This guys face is messed up!!
That ain’t your mother. It’s a man Baby!
Come on New England I know you can do better than that!!!
Ewwww it looks like a man!!!!
the brunette looks so much better than the blonde!
Her brunette friend is hotter. Who is that and what’s her personality like?
Her nose is the size of the east coast.
and a chest of a 10 year old boy
Wow, whoever submitted this is delirious…bitch is ugly as fuck!
agreed. her face has a strong jaw line and is very manly. plus she is a bobblehead.
Horse everything very very unspecial
she looks like kesha. enough said.
She had no boobs!!!
Seriously those are two of the fvcking ugliest girls I’ve ever seen on the dirty. Congratulations on a new low.
She’s not flat-chested. She’s gnat-chested. lol
Second time for this post Nik, it was up a few weeks ago…??? By the way she still is manly
That first picture looks like a MAN!
Is that one of the guys from one direction?
Really? The brunette next to her is way hotter, IMO.
The brunette is cuter. As usual.
She is nasty and has a stache. Looks like she smells terribly as well. Her friend in the pic is good looking, but has a forehead that goes for miles.
I think her friend is way better looking..
the brunette is much prettier, if we’re judging appearances
I thought he was talking about the brunette at first. Pass on the blonde.
She looks like my brother.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, is that you?
Omg, you hit the nail on the head! The resemblance is uncanny.
Total dude looking in first pic!!
This girl looks like a horse!
I won on that gelding at Del Mar last year
Gosh you are stuck up! You are a butterface! Gosh I wish I had have as much confidence as you do in yourself, and I’m a lot hotter than you, lol. You are conceited and delusional chick
Yuck I was hoping it was about the brunette. I hate when girls tan so much their makeup doesn’t even show up. U look like leather get out of the sun smdh.
The brunette is amazingly gorgeous/flawless
who is she??!!! more about her plz! come on DA who’s the brunette? post?
That’s a man, man.
You have GOT to be kidding! The ONLY thing perfect on this girl (?) are her teeth! Either you have very slim pickins or you haven’t come out of the closet yet.
I bet the brunette posted this so she could get some major compliments.
She looks like Katie Price with a bigger nose
No pass…
She kooks like a man, no tits and ahe looks like she got the worst genes from 2 hot parents.
Photoshop fail? they are ridiculously skinny….
It looks like someone put a mans face on a lil girls body!
Is that Fabio’s son?
I legit thought it was a joke and the first picture was a bad photoshop.
Why self post a picture of yourself and your clearly way hotter friend??? You’re not that cute, you know you’re going to get torn apart.
Unless the brunette posted it?
God, bitches are crazy. haha. Find happiness in a hobby, or family, or something. Not from compliments from strangers over the internet.
Hope you feel great about yourself now, attention seeking trash. Go hug your Daddy.
Brunette for sure posted this as a confidence booster. And all the comments below asking “who’s the brunette?”
hahahaah…psycho.
Brunette looks like a wet rat. Blonde is, as said, beyond gorgeous. Would love to see some of your pics up here…since you must all be supermodels with these comments.
Brunette is much prettier and actually looks like a genetic girl
3.2567839 at BEST
You cannot be serious. The blonde is definitely not hot. The brunette is ok. Neither is “hot”.
Maybe in your tiny podunk NE town. Not to the rest of us in the real world.
Horse face, head is too big for her body, she doesnt deserve to have a bad attitude. I’d only hit it from behind or with a bag over her head.
Both of them have huge heads. Their bodies are meh.
Do ppl seriously think that elf on the right is attractive? Paaalease. Have seen the blonde in person and other pics, these were poor choices. Much, much hotter than these make her look.
This post is sickening. This girl is one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. Her hair and skin are perfect, and her body is beyond belief amazing. On a less superficial basis, she’s extremely accomplished both academically and professionally. She also gets hit on CONSTANTLY by the HOTTEST guys. Have you seen her current beau? Anyway, “BAD PRESS IS GOOD PRESS,” so you haters should definitely keep commenting. She is LOVING this attention! Bravo.
This post is sickening. This girl is one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing. Her hair and skin are perfect, and her body is beyond belief amazing. On a less superficial basis, she’s extremely accomplished both academically and professionally. She also gets hit on CONSTANTLY by the HOTTEST guys. Have you seen her current beau? Anyway, “BAD PRESS IS GOOD PRESS,” so you haters should definitely keep commenting. She is LOVING this attention! Bravo.
Is the brunette missing her bathing suit bottom? Or is that the aftermath of bad photoshop?
Terrible representation of New England which does have some cute girls. These girls are not “gorgeous”. They are completely and totally AVERAGE.
Your friend shouldnt post herself, I mean her “friend from college” shouldnt have posted her on this site based on her appearance if they didnt want to hear people’s opinions. Neither of these girls are hot. Facts are facts.
Guarantee whoever posted this is a “Frenemy” of the blonde.. Every comment above is within five minutes of each other. Likely the brunette girl posted it.
This is definitely posted by a frenemy of the blonde. The comments seem fake.
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING!!! There is no way ALL these comments are real. Trust me, I’ve followed TheDirty for a while now and can tell that there is no way all these comments would have been posted by different people. Posts like these only get this many comments if the girl did something severely wrong or she’s being catty in the comments section. Someone clearly dislikes her and is OBSESSED.
Yeah and on that note, I think the brunette made the original post (or a friend of the brunettes). There is no way that many people would be making comments on how “hot” she is. There is nothing special about her, not ugly, but not gorgeous…just bland.
If you don’t like what you see here then you definitely watch Men’s Figure Skating.
The brunette’s name is Danielle Epstein. Lives in NYC.
http://www.facebook.com/daniepst
Are we all looking at the same pictures? This girl is drop dead gorgeous
Right?! Some ppl. Girl’s hair and face are to die for. Obvi ppl hate her cause shes skinny.
I think that its only a handful of people who keep coming back and posting hateful comments.
I would hate to share a bag of coke with her ….
They both are very beautiful girls yup I agree.. jealousy is a sickness, and yea u wish u could take a lick man but that’s why your one here trash talking them nice ladies cuz u couldn’t get a lick in. Keep up the lovely appearances new England ladies!!