Can You Please Make Staci Doll A Dirty Celeb

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Staci Doll again. The DA loves her and she needs to be a dirty celeb. She is a major escort, she is currently in Miami hooking and I’m sure she will be back to TO when she is done with her “tour”. The girl is delusional, has a fake butt and monster fake +2′s. I mean how can we not make her a DC?
What should we name her?- nik











Twin Pillows sounds perfect
idecided
asalicious
“Stay Puff”
I.T.G.FREE BARBIE
Hulk Hogan
Thunder Thighs! Look how far she is standing her legs apart so they don’t rub!
They are so ugly,i wodn,t throw a stone in them.they should go to be cremaited…burn,freaks.
I’m thinking we should name her Jabba the Gut
Jabba The Gut
purple kush(ion)
Straight of Gibraltar… Refund gap looks awfully similar
Or
Spanx… It looks like she could definitely use them.
Wideload
Going strictly off of her looks, I think “tank” would be an appropriate name.
I like Shim Kardashian
she is gross. her before pics she actually looked normal
Shawn wayans in white chicks that’s who she looks like
what about “yuck dangles”
yuck for obvious reasons, dangles because she dangles everywhere.
Sausage Barbie
Goodyear, the blimp
It is beyond me that men would pay for this or even consider this hot…
Staci doll, chain yourself to a treadmall, you look like a linebacker. The one on th right sure looks like a NATURAL blonde.(sarcasm)
PILLSBURY
Wide body kit!!!
Coke-co, or faux-co. She’s obviously trying to be Coco. But she just looks a mess. You, without a doubt, have to be high on something to think “damn I look good” if that’s what you’re seeing in the mirror. But I think I like faux-co better. Doesn’t getting any faker than this.
What do you think about Coco Puff? Or Classless Coco or maybe even Ghetto Coco? Its obvious that she is trying to emulate Coco so I think we should play off that. Is there a word out there for an actual substitute for “cocoa”???
White chocolate . Cuz she thinks she’s black
I’d go with “Stay Puft”
Call her Jessica Simpson
Michelin
XL BIMBO DOLL
fat azz ,supper bowl,cuban refugee
fidels fishation
deportation
deportition
Faux-Co! Love it!
you need to name that other monster with the melting face and strange irradiated color! I vote for the toxic avenger!
Beast
I don’t even want her to be a DC because I don’t want to be updated on this chicks life in any way or even see her again. She’s gross. DCs are hot and glamorous this chick is Bomba part 2 (the only waste of time on this site)
Name her Pug Ugli
This one is easy… will call her ” Play Dough “
F.A.B. = Fat ass bimbo.
Hippo – she probably has to buy 2 plane tix whenever she travels with that wide ass.
Orca
Staci gives horrible head. She takes it in the ass like a pro!
Shamu
Mis-Proportion
How about just plain old Fat Ass.
BMD = Black Man’s Dream
Her name should be “thickopolis”
Clown fish
She looks like a clown and she is always making fish lips (or duck lips, whatever you want to call them) in her pictures.
How about Thunder Thighs?
Butterball
Spanx
Spongecake
I’d call her Linda Hogan.
Humpty Dumpty
“She-Bulk”
Sperm Whale
Her appearance and “job” make this one a no brainer.
She’s hot. Ya the ass has to go but she has feelings too. U ppl r the ones making her famous
Jabba-the-gut
butterball
Sheboon.. Resembles an ugly baboon
Mud Flaps or Mud Flabs
Thickopotomus
Fat mess aka FM
The linebacker.. Team porta potty
Hatchet face
TIT TANIC
Biscuit Barbie
Slob-o-pot-amus
SwissMiss
Why do black girls claim to be proud black girls yet dye their hair blonde? Oh that blonde hair on your black self looks great said no one ever!!!!! Dumbasses.
Beth Chapman
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