Chico State Student

February 28, 2013 Chico State, Sacramento 148 5,987 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty thing of a Chico State student here is Candance Lang, aka The Stage 5 Clinger! This chick follows helpless drunk guys around from bar to bar, trying to pick up on them. Don’t be fooled by her fake sweetness. This bitch is a CNT! She thinks she’s hot shit, and puts other way hotter girls down by making stupid remarks about their clothes, hair, make-up, etc. I’ve heard she sent pics of her nasty beef curtains to a former bartender from the crazy horse, who she also stalks on occassion, whenever he’s in town. She’s a nasty bitch who will suck and fck anything guy’s dick as long as they give her the time of day, and their drunker then shit. Once they wake up to this troll, they run screaming, and are forced to scrub their dicks with bleach and steel wool. She claims to be going into the police academy, and work for the Oroville Police Dispatching Unit, which she’s never going to make a career out of the field because of her trashy pics from the Beach Bikini Contest, and Crazy Horse Halloween Parties. What they should do is throw this hussy in jail with a bag over her head. Guys beware, this skank is as clingy and as nasty as they come. Someone please tell this hoe that fur boots died in 2008 along with the Low song.

I’m shocked they allowed her in the competition.- nik