THE DIRTY ARMY: His name is Chris Shane Aho. Asshle for short. Asshole has 3 kids. Two aren’t even his. Asshole’s daughter is 1.5 years younger than his ex girlfriend. He gave his cousins girlfriend drugs and convinced her to have sex with him and his uncle. She left her boyfriend for this predator and caused hell between her and his cousin. Asshole is a bum. He has no legit job and he borrows money from anyone. If you borrow Asshole money, you will never see it again. No matter what he says, it’s a lie. He is known for stealing girlfriends and convincing them to break up with their boyfriends. He lies about being in love. He thinks he tucks his boy in every night but he spends weeks at a time away from his child. He fucks his babys mama only because he’s too scared to lose custody. So he fucks his babys mama, then when she starts bitching, he goes and cheats on her with the first girl he can seduce. He has multiple drd’s. He will probably tell you that he is clean but only if he begins to think the chick he’s with doesn’t want to have sex with him. It’s one of the many things he lies about to get in womens pants. He borrows money from his friends to take girls on dates. He claims to have multiple bank accounts that “nobody knows about” yet he gladly shares it with the world. He steals electronics. Be very careful if you have Chris Aho(ASSHOLE) in your house. Anything and everything of value can and probably will be stolen. He stole an expensive leather jacket and 2 iPod touches from a couple he stayed with for 2 weeks because he cried to them and said his babys mama kicked him out. It was a lie(he still lived there) to steal from them. He lost his job over a year ago because of his addiction to snorting cocaine and hasn’t worked a day since. His own mother won’t even see him anymore- sh ewont allow him in her house. He blamed the guy he stole the ipod from for him losing his job when he did it to himself. So Asshole tried to ruin this mans life by stealing his girlfriend, cheating on her, and then trying to get the guy to become addicted to cke. All the while he did this, it was all for his own selfishness. Asshole hated the man for losing him his job so Asshole convinced him to spend all his rent on coke and cigarettes, and the man being heartbroken because his girl just moved out, agreed. Chris convinced this guy that if he spent all his rent money that he would take care of him when the time came, that he would have money ready for him cause they would go to work together. Well, the money’s gone, the cke’s gone, and so is Asshole. He left a man with no rent with the intent to get him addicted to drugs and homeless. He also played that mans girl by convincing her that he was deeply, madly in love with her. He told her she made him feel things he hadnt felt in ten years. He told her he was moving out of his baby mamas house so they could try to start a life together. He got obsessive, the girl got smarter, and found out that he was lieing about everything. This girl even bought his babys mama a $65 purse because he said it was for his daughter to give to her mother, but she found out that he gave it directly to his baby’s mama from him. he made a girl he was cheating on pay for his babys mamas present from him! He would tell her he loved her and then go fck his ex and any other girl that was willing. So please girls, stay away from this man. He has genital warts and I really don’t think you want a relationship with a man that has 2.5 kids, is addicted to cocaine, and only sleeps with his babys mama because hes too scared to lose custody. He enjoys watching people suffer because he’s a psychopathic maniac. Too much cocaine make u insane! He’s been an addict for over 10 years. Girls, don’t approach this disgusting man. He is a thief and he’s no good. He will try to make you think he is in love with you but don’t believe it for a second because he’s still having sex with his babys mama and cheating on her, so your just another notch for him! Do’t let this -covered thing come near you. He has the hairiest dick in the world.. I don’t think he’s ever heard of a razor before. He claims to have a lot of sex with waitresses, probably because he thinks that if people hear that they will think he’s a good tipper and he has money so he gets pussy. We all know thats not that case though. He borrows money from anyone for everything. He owes so many people thousands of dollars and does not give two shits because he knows they’re never going to get it. He lives in the North End with his babys mama and he often leaves for weeks at a time and sleeps on a friends couch to hide because he fucks up so much that people come looking for him ready to kill him. He mostly stays in the north end-his kids are there-why would he leave? Stay away from him. He will steal anything he can from you. He will use your girl for sex. Always watch this guy very carefully if you ever let him around you, which is HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED. He is a predator. He finds a cute girl and doesn’t care if shes married, he will say and do anything to get in her pants and use her. A person like this is uncapable of loving. Even once he’s been caught lieing he doesn’t admit to anything, he just continues to lie and disappears. So never believe him if he says it. Just stay away. Unless ofcourse you like genital. Then be my guest, I guess.

Is he Amish?- nik