THE DIRTY ARMY: THIS GIRL, SAMANTHA MASSEL… How you ever seen a whale in a tree?! She may not get around (obviously) But she has no problem texting other people’s girlfriends, inviting them to drink and smoke weed with this Custy ginger bread. She thinks shes 100 pounds meanwhile ALL of Hamilton know’s she’s at least 340. Can you believe she’s on Plenty of Fish? More like a Whale looking for prey. Sam thinks she’s the hottest lesbian going not to mention she sucked a greg at a girls birthday party while everyone was asleep and apparently another behind her old highschool. She doesn’t know boundaries when it comes to texting some one’s significant other. She’s nothing but a straight retard who thinks she can become a hairstylist..isn’t that what all fat girls wanna be these days? SO NIK, WOULD YOU?
That bottle beside her is looking pretty empty.- nik