CMBSO
THE DIRTY ARMY: CMBSO, (the guy in the yellow shirt in photo) is his official user name on POF (Plenty of Fish). Anyone seen this guy?? His real name is Brian Slot and really should be Brian Slut. Notice his initials are even BS-as in he’s sure full of it. He has a high end career as Marketing Director of Travel Alberta…just imagine what he does on his many trips away, all over North America. He lives in Calgary. I met him on line a while ago. I’m not posting him because I really want to trash him, but rather a warning to other women about his manipulative, calculating ways. He has a very innocent profile on POF, with pics of children and parents on there and claims he’s looking for a “relationship”. When really his intentions are “not seeking a relationship or commitment of any kind”….Also keeps his profile hidden, primarily people do this so other cannot delete his profile when they realize his sleazy ways. I was very reluctant to go out with him, since I was finished with men looking for only one thing. Mind you it is perfectly OK to have multiple partners etc, except don’t lie about your true intentions from day one. Call it what it is! He immediately asked me to see him at his house on date #2 and asks you to even bring your own wine! He is very sexually aggressive and was even upset with me I chose not to sleep with him, saying “is this some game to you?” I never put out, so he dropped me. However he kept texting me off and on for months and using lies like “we are incompatible, outside of sex” and “im skepticle”. All lies. His tactic is to hone women in to trust him and then sleep with them. Believe me girls, he only wants you a few times at his convenience and his rotation for when he is “in town”. I don’t believe he travels a lot either. He said he is away 18 times a year on average of once a month…then why is he away 3 times a month and he gets his dates mixed up also and cities as to where he’s going. Again…lies. He even admitted later he has a sexual addiction. He really is good at what he does. I’ve been in touch with him months on end, so I know what he is up to. He is just a player that lies about his true intentions and then he’ll throw you away. One more thing…he has a belly button ring…I mean he doesnt even have Tatoos or anything. Is this a sign he may be confused?? Looking back on everything, I really loved his original email to me on POF, “I’m really sorry the last guy was a creep…” when he really meant was “i’m really sorry the last guy was a creep…BUT LET ME BE THE NEXT ONE!!!” Again, there is much more to him but I’m not here to trash him completely…it’s just a mere warning to others.
Looks like he’s combing over the wrong side.- nik














When girls even meet a dork balding loser like this and can say he is a player shows that the girl in question is a hog as NO real hot women I know would even talk to this little weiner. lol
Who cares he’s an ugly fucker. Only hurtin girls would want somethi
ng that ugly lookin.
Not necessarily. Way to assume shit. Especially if he has as much money and status as he claims, I could see a lot of hot women taking to this “little weiner”.
His buddy Ryan is just as bad…Duuuuurtay!
OMG totally!! They are the dirty duo!! Glad these losers got posted!! YUCK
Grow up guys!!! Like to see you pull this in 10 years with reciting hairlines! Still at it eh? Nothing has changed it seems. Too bad.
This friggin guy is a clown…. Hey Brian remember when you cheated on Rachelle and banged that girl on the ski trip when she was on her rag and there was blood everywhere!!!
Shave your head already for gawd sakes!!!!
Well, now we all know how dirty he is….What he doesn’t know is I played it out to the very end…my suspicions were correct from the get go….Treat others how you want to be treated…
That s absolutely revolting!!!! He must treat everyone like this
Ya! At first glance it’s even like…” um….NO THANKS
” well his ex found someone better!! No need for this god aweful disgusting insignificant creep!!!”
Yuck!!! Im embarrassed to admit I’ve gone out with him…. Hez a real creep. Good on ya girl for posting him!! He doesn’t even wash his sheets!!
Who cares he’s an ugly fucker. Only hurtin fat girls would want something that nasty looking.
YUCK!
His crotch smells BAD!!
Her crotch smells like rotten fish tacos….
Yeah…that’s a low blow here and cliche. Who’s this idiot that posts these?
Ok…I’m the one who posted this! Haven’t been on here in days….NO bad mouthing….he does not have a smelly crotch. If you have nothing of proven fact to say…don’t say anything of unimportance.
The girl who posted this, is awesome! She helped bust my cheating boyfriend…she’s really good at what she does, very smart…and really helps others out who are emotionally suffering and in distress. I only wish there were others that would help each other out in recognizing warning signs of bad apples.
The girl who posted this, is awesome! She helped bust my cheating boyfriend…she’s really good at what she does, very smart…and really helps others out who are emotionally suffering and in distress. I only wish there were others that would help each other out in recognizing warning signs of bad apples.
The girl who posted this is an idiot who can’t cope with rejection…
Actually nice to see someone is after these losers! Nothing to do with rejection.
Lol!!! Seems she set him up… Knew what she was doing.
Ya no. Lol. Clearly it’s her that does all the rejecting. Thats obvious
lol.
Judging by how nice she was in general about the whole post and the fact she wasn’t talking like a psycho ex girlfriend … it sounds like rejection had nothing to do with it.
Ya…it’s definitely a set up, on her part. She should make money on busting aholes like that.
Yes…I totally agree. It’s not fair to see so many jerks take advantage…also, some women are bad too. Goes both ways of course. I just think she’s trying to give a warning. Nothing more.
OMG!!! This makes me not want to online date!!! Thanks for the info!! As I’m also on POF!
MAN!!! You’ve been HAD! You even cheated! Sexual addiction is right! Belly button ring and straight?? Hmm.
DID SOMEONE SAY belly button ring!??? That’s not normal for a straight guy…..
The guy I was seeing also screwed me over…found a girl when I came home early from a business trip. It was BAD. And considering dating again…NICE to see what is really out there and appreciate her post. She has BALLS! And yeah…he deserved to get busted. She was smart!! Wish I had someone to spy on my BF while I was away.
Um…. Rejection?? I think he was the one that got screwed. She seems shrewd. Maybe she’s either a very cold person and calculative too OR she really is doing it for the greater good … Not sure.
Karma… it’s a bitch…
Lol!!! He deserved it!!!
Wow!! This one really had him fooled!! Karma is a bitch!!! Lol
Doesn’t he coach women’s volleyball?? Or used to!?? Yikes!!!! He’s a perv!!!
Omg!! YES he does!!!
Well this is certainly a playground for sex addicts…is it not?
Yes…I even know of Brian…he definitely got what he deserved for everything he’s done…don’t you think it’s time to seek professional help here??
Yeah…I work with him….now we know.
Oh yes….DOA… Designated office asshole… That’s him for sure….
I feel bad for this guy…i think he needs help. Sexual addiction is serious and very self destructive…but nice of the girl to say she’s not there to trash…like so many others on here do.
Dude is a total white trash douhe. Why bother? You post a douche on the dirty cuz he played you out? Really? Look at him as if he could keep a marriage together. Bahahaha and to the poster if you can’t keep this raging tool to yourself I’m sure there’s something fishy goin on with you! Lolol
Yeah… Although he is a douche…. Was this girl super ugly? Hates sex?? I can’t imagine why this loser thinks he can be picky and choosy unless she really was gross !!
I’m pretty sure the whole point here is that she didn’t want him at all. You know because of the whole being a weirdo sex addict with a belly button ring. She was warning everyone else about what he’s really up to.
It’s obvious what he’s been up to!!! Look at the girl he went out on a date with?? What is wrong with this guy????? Hard to deny he’s not like that, even if he tries !! I know guys like these… They are never accountable for their own actions. It gives us guys a bad name. No wonder we rnt liked much by women:(
Keep a marriage together ? Ahahahahaha. It seems he can’t even keep a date together.
Thank god he isn’t married! He’d cheat left right centre! But no excuse to treat when as disposable items either!!
I cannot believe this post!!! He totally is into only one thing and that’s it!!!
He doesn’t value anything.
Look up narcassistic personality disorder!!! He’s it!!!
Yeah… A guy that’s lacks empathy, guilt and cannot and does not have the capacity to love anyone but himself… An ego maniac! Sounds like it.
I knew him a while ago !!! Seems to me when he’s board he’s done !! Glad to see he’s here. A predator:(
This guy is gross. He looks older than he really is. Very unattractive. Women should already know know guys like him (aka, creepers) are not to be trusted.
What a dirty fucking faggot. Stupid yellow shirt fuck face cock suckin mother fucker.
Omg.. I met this guy on POF about 6 months ago, he took me out on a dinner date and was basically trying to force himself on me before we were even done our appetizers, saying ” wouldn’t it be exciting to have sex in the handicap washroom”… He was so gross!
The whole dinner he was so desperate to try and get in my pants, saying everything in the book from ” he hadn’t been with woman in over a year & keep talking about how he was such an amazing lover” he even told me he could ” smell my pheromones”
I assured him it wasn’t happening and I don’t sleep around on the first date and that he was starting to creep me out. He got so mad and wouldn’t talk for the rest of the dinner and when the bill came made me pay for half, which was fine with me! I didn’t want to feel like I owed this loser anything!
Omg Amy!!!! I am so sorry this happened to u!!! I was at his house and he tried taking his belt off when I said no!!!! It seems he’s a rapist in the making!!!!!! How disgusting !!!!!!!! Look what he did to his ex Rachel!!! They broke up in 2005!!!! I wonder y……..disgusting is all there is to say about Brian….
Man. Do u ever think that if u were mentally stable and actually wanted a girlfriend shed probably fuck u in the bathroom stall? U can live out some pretty crazy things with ur woman than trying with random. Again, not normal.
Sure knows how to make a girl feel special!!! SO romantic;) instead of U ME into CAVE it’s U ME… Handi-stall. Lol
Yes…. I have my own story with Brian !! Hollllyyyy fuck! I’d rather not say since he knows me, but word was out on him! I agree!!! And whatever the girl said who posted him! Couldn’t have said it better myself. Gross! I shudder at the thought of him now.
As mentioned earlier… Glad Rachel escaped this selfcenterd and narcassistic loser (as mentioned in the posts earlier) the ski trip was a shocker in itself …. How revolting / along with the belly button ring … Really??? He has one? Is someone joking here with this????
Time to get some help Brian…. This is not flue or cold like symptoms u get over… It’s a physcological problem…. Is nt it time to speak to someone ?
I believe this SLOT or Slut got fired for harassing women on his volleyball team he was coaching. The person who posted this is hilarious!!! Full of BS is right!! Lolllll he’s a total pervert!!
What kind of person did you think you were going to meet on POF? It’s a FREE dating website so you’re dealing with every trashy guy around that can’t afford the $10 a month or whatever it is or doesn’t want his wife seeing the charge on the credit card. Of course you find a douchbag like this that’s only looking to get laid. You may as well have met someone on Craigslist and then come on here and complained about him.
Lesson learnt… Don’t meet guys on POF!
Based on everything I’ve read…. Seems to me he should be on ” man hunt” the gay site for men! I mean him being so aggressive towards women and that belly ring !?? Um….. I think the poster is onto something here. Perhapshe IS confused!! But he doesn’t have to be such a douche.
WOW! LOVE this post. I thought I was going crazy, cuz the same thing happened to me!
I left my longtime boyfriend a year ago and someone had mentioned POF, so I tried it and for some reason I couldn’t figure out what is wrong with guys these days, or ME because even if they say they are looking for long term relationship, and everything was going well, they find lame excuses. I am attractive and really naive I guess. So believe when someone says they are “looking”. When in reality, sure they are! For a few times and see you later! So many games and garbage. I completely understand this poster about how they post pics of family etc. on the dating site.
Same thing happened to me!! A guy I was really into had done the same thing by presenting himself as a “nice guy” when really he too was only looking for a quick bang and see ya! “Call you later!” Of course they keep you on the back burner for when an opportunity arises and they can call you on a lonely Monday night etc. Very selfish guys like these that really rnt capable of loving anyone or even caring!
It’s really hard for me to believe at this point there are genuine guys out there. Especially if they are in their later 30′s and STILL single. I also learned that it doesn’t matter if someone is established or not. They all have serious issues and I stopped blaming myself for not being good enough to date!
This is all very heart breaking to see what is out there….or lack of. And when men wonder why women turn into bitches! Such a cold place to be today.
And to a previous poster “Kristy” you are right DON’T DATE MEN ON POF!! I made the same mistake and I felt so used after. Never again!!!! AND THANKS AGAIN to whoever nailed this jerk! It’s good to see I’m not the only one that goes through this!
Came across this post, found it rather interesting since a lot of these career guys are very similar to this and no one ever gets called out on it.
I work DT at an oil company and many of these engineers, directors and some even married are on POF. As a man I do get the non commitment thing but I don’t agree with treating women as objects. I guess it’s my upbringing. Read most of these posts on so called Brian here. Even though he seems to be single all the tell tale signs of a creep are present here. This is what I have heard from the guys I work with: (so as a lesson to ladies-I also have a sister so it’s sad to see this)
A.) if he never wants to take u out in public or is a hassle for him to do so.
B.) sends u dirty texts frequently and covers it by saying it’s you that seems to have this effect in him.
C.) says he wants a relationship with you but mostly is interested in only having sex with you.
D.) unavailable to you most days
E.) lastly he’ll get out of the situation by saying he’s looking for something else or along those lines. Exactly, excuses that are not even valid.
Locker room talk is that these guys do post ” relationship” as their intent and they even laugh about it how they took down another unsuspecting girl. Mostly they hunt for those that freshly got out of a relationship as these women tend to be vulnerable. Please take my post as a male perspective that this is exactly the type of guy to look out for!
I wonder if this guy learned his lesson, but chances are he thinks he’s an ok guy and probably not. Finds the rationale behind his lies.
You know it’s the women that complicate things for guys like these. Ok… So when a guy says he wants casual it means he does not want to take you out introduce u to any of his friends, do anything with you at all except to fuck. So advice to girls (as I am also a guy) when u notice he’s only interested in one thing and who cares about you or how your day is, they just don’t give a fuck! And no you don’t even have to be hot, smart or funny. And go by actions Never what we tell you, since it’s probably a lie just to fuck you until some new warm body comes along.
Of course I’m not leaving my real name here as i have been acquainted with Ol Brian here through some events. We have laughed our asses off at all these posts! I knew this guy was a strange dude!! Pervert and a half!! Even sporting a belly button ring there Brian!? Tell us, does it come with a dangling butterfly? Ahahaaaaaahaaa! Perhaps you do like to be bent over! Nothing wrong with that, but I think you re not only combing over the wrong side but climbing over the wrong side there!! Lmfao!!!
As for the chick who posted this, the previous post questioning the ability to keep this raging tool to yourself, ya. Perhaps it’s because you must be overweight, no personality whatsoever, asexual, does not know how to suck cock well and probably divorced? No way this perv, would’ve walked away from a hot chick. No offense. Although it does seem you had him pegged and posted him and for that two thumbs up! You ARE a friggin little wiener and clown Brian !! It’s clear I’m not the only one!! Lollll you deserved it!
Holy fuck I totally agree! Brian seems he’d like to have girl he could dress like Barbie and take out to a function. This girl definitely had no sex appeal or hot. I’m sure. Otherwise he’d want a relationship just even for arm candy and a good fuck! She obviously didn’t satisfy him in anyway. Shes probably Asexual and a dog! Woof!
Nice self post Brian.. This chick gave you what you deserve and was way too hot for you. We all know you go through women just like you go through underwear hahaha P.S. with your bird lips, pigeon toed walk and receding hairline we can all see from a 100 mile radius I’m almost positive your chances of ever scoring a decent looking date ever again is slim to none!
Nice self post Brian.. This chick gave you what you deserve and was way too hot for you. We all know you go through women just like you go through underwear hahaha P.S. with your bird lips, pigeon toed walk and receding hairline we can all see from a 100 mile radius I’m almost positive your chances of ever scoring a decent looking date ever again is slim to none!
Wow. I used to play on the men’s volleyball team at SAIT and I heard rumors about this guy that he was a total creep to girls. So yeah watch out for this guy
He really should keep his Brian the dirty dog costume on. Period.
Sounds like he should be big bird next year, but wait…. That would nt require a costume. He’d just be too perverted for seaseme street is all.
OR cross dresser! That way he can wear a short top to show off that sexy belly button ring! A pixie fairy. Really.
That’s it kept quiet long enough. Tried to post earlier, but I think it was too long. My sister-who posted Brian would kill me when she sees I posted something too as she is trying to forget this ordeal along with other crap guys put her through. She’s away right now in Europe and I know she was reallllllly upset before she left. For the record, there is something seriously wrong with Brian as my sister is fucking gorgeous and an amazing person and fun! I’m not biased as all my friends also think so. I have a message for you Brian: I feel responsible for all this as I encouraged my sister to go out with you as your profile looked safe. I know the whole story here. She was really into you and was more excited over you than I’ve seen in a long time. I was there when you even texted her happy bday and ALL of your texts there after. And as her, I understand you don’t want to settle down, but even for casual you sure pulled a douche move. Isn’t a guy supposed to take a woman out for dinner and maybe to one of your fancy hotels or spend any time doing anything? That’s what I’d do in your position. But you brushed her off and lied by saying it’s something she mentioned from her past and that you found new pussy for the time being. She gave you a fair chance, even though she had played a game in the end, you had not clue and would treat her like shit regardless. She definitely has a broken heart and drained- you were the last straw. I know she felt horrible for posting you, which goes to show she cares about others, unlike you. And yeah, the belly button ring threw me off too, questionable. Brian, I think you should apologize to her, as she is back soon, and all the others you screwed. It may seem stupid I said anything, but I love my sister. She’s a great person, regardless of her posting this.
Hey Good post man! I’m one of your sisters good guy buddies! I agree she’d be pissed we posted this crap too! Lol but she ll live! I know the entire fucked up story as well from day one. Brian definitely is a gigantic douche and had him pegged with his bullshit lies and excuses!! Not at all looking for anything from any girl or of quality of any kind!!! Cuz ur sis is def. wicked and is totally the whole pkg! We r just too good of friends otherwise I’d fucking date her! So Brian get your fucking head out of your ass!!! It’s true man your a creep and face it, your looking for a slut & NOT long term. And that shit you pulled last minute ditching on her! What a fucking idiot!!
Ps, J, I’m taking your sis snowboarding again when I get off the rigs soon. Get her mind off douche bags like Brian!!
Wow! I knew Brian from soccer a while ago and I actually thought he was an alright guy. No problems. But reading all these posts, it says a lot about a guy as no self -respecting man would treat a woman this way. I mean even that date trying to see to a woman in the handicap stall on the first date!? And then you make her pay her tab when she won’t sleep with you immediately? And you can ” smell her pheromones”??? I mean who says that!?? Did you also say that to those young girls you coached for volleyball?? And you do realize in your 40s you will be buying young chicks drinks and praying theyll go home with you at that age. I hope miss poster girl tore out your ice cold heart along with your ego. Really surprised your like this Brian ! There’s issues for sure.
Well…. I know it is delayed reponse. But miss “poster girl” is into two men at once and she should be posted … Nice girl but into dirty fucking shit