Dead Beat Brett Johnson

February 5, 2013 Halifax 148 8,816 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this mentally unstable government leech is Brett Johnson. cant hold a job doesnt want a job good for nothing dead beat. all this guy complains about is being the best dad on earth and never having enough cash yet he can ALWAYS afford tailor maid smokes and weed and his kids are embarrassed to be around him cause he is a creep and never has decent food in his fridge when they are there unless his bleeding heart mother bought it for him. his daughter fights about having to see him everything month and thats saying something. he cried at christmas about not having enough $ for decent gifts but had enough money to go and get a bunch of new tattoos and always has smokes weed ect… his biggest priority is obsessing and boarderline stalking any girl who shows him a little bit of attention age doesnt matter 14 to 50 its all the same for him. LADIES do not BELIEVE HIS GOOD GUY ROUTINE its all acting to get you to like him and distract you from the fact thats hes broke as a joke. you show a little bit of interest he will be threatening to kill himself or telling you about how depressed he is if you try to leave his life. this guy is a manic depressive creep with no friends or life who will do anything to make a friend or get laid. his exs are embarrassed to know him his kids are embarrassed to call him dad and the only friend hes got is his mother. PLEASE WATCH OUT

Whats that smudge on his chest supposed to be?- nik