THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fcking guy, always stoned and then driving Detroit’s finest drunks home with his red glazed eyes, ketchup on his chin and McDonald wrappers all over his floor. He’s going to fcking maim or **ll someone driving all fcked up. He does that to my gramps, I’ll kick his fat ass all the way to the curb. Then there’s that ole raccoon eyes waiting for the Chauffeur of the Year to bring home da crck.

Your wall doesn’t count as a napkin.- nik