THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Cassandra. She is a cheap sk*nk from the Gold Coast, Australia who moved to America a couple of years ago to ‘Star in Playboy’. The only photo I saw was with Hef at some party in the index. Hardly ‘starring’. She got cheap Thailand +2′s since she only wanted to pay $1000 for them and since moving over there has gotten a fake butt too now since it was flat as all hell when she left home. She has been busted on instagram 4 times now posting fake pictures and claiming them as her own (including Kendall Jenner’s photos) and has gone out and gotten horrible copies and celeb inspired tattoos. This is when she isn’t getting photos with ‘celebs’ in restaurants and posting about how she ‘caught up with her ‘girl’ Ciara at lunch’. All this when she isn’t rapping for her hit CD, hosting parties at ‘all the hot clubs’, starring in music videos and commenting on her own instagram photos with her fake profile as ‘Anna’ who is ‘Goldie’s #1 fan!!’ She was escorting when she first moved there but has since downgraded to stripping in some nasty club. She has also had 2 fake marriages since moving there to remain in the country since her visa ran out. Please put this bitch on blast. She needs a reality check. Cassandra, you look like a man.

Can she suck in any harder.- nik