Dirty Caveman


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guys name is Matt Wiseman and he is as close to a modern day caveman as you ever want to see. He treats all women like dirt and thinks they are just there to wait on him hand and foot, cook and pop out babies. I overheard him say several times that you train a women just like a dog. This is the kind of guy who would make his woman leave a dance or wait outside while he goes in and has fun with his buds.This guy is obsessed with hunting and would rather shoot a nice buck then spend time with his girlfriend.He also doesn’t wash or shave nearly enough and cheats on his woman behind her back without her knowing.He loves to get together with his dirty little buddies and they pick on and make fun of people behind their backs and start nasty untrue rumors about people who have done nothing to them. He plays beer league baseball and thinks he is this big pro caliber athlete. The worst thing is he has a really nice, sweet friendly girlfriend called Tanya who he doesn’t deserve.I have really come to consider this girl a friend the past couple of years and it would be terrible for her to end up with him because I know what will happen.She will end up with a bunch of kids fat and alone when he gets sick of her.She needs to just find a nice guy out home and forget about this loser before its too late.
He should train himself on getting out of overdraft.- nik













Those are nice sneakers bro I got the same ones still I had them in Waterville there my copper penny kicks
Glad not to be in the same country as this dirty creep right now. he needs a crash course on how to treat people (especially women) and I hope his woman chucks him before its too late because she deserves a heck of a lot better.
Really Ashley?? You are going to come on a public website and talk dirt about Matt. Just lost a whole lot of respect for you. Didn’t you date him for 8 years. Must of had something going for him??
Damn! Sounds like girl is jealous mad at this dude.
who ever put this on here is full shit and if they had any balls they would say there name
Whoever put this is full of shit and if they had any balls they would say who wrote it
If this guy was only a step lower he would be running around grunting and flinging his own crap at people. He does a lot of the first two anyway
I never post on here but i had to when i seen this post. I dated one of his close friends years back… And he was the exact same way as Matt, seems like the nasty cavemen all come from the same dirty ass area! From what I remember he doesn’t deserve a girl that knows how to shower, has a job or a full set of teeth.
How does a kid that has a father as a principal turn out to be such a recluse.. Thank god not everyone came from Hants North Rural High.
Course listing for HNRH:
-How to get your 1st cousin out on a date
-Proper hay bail rolling
-Marijuana one on one
-Insemination of cattle
-How to effectively be a whore while covered in mud
Need I say more..
OKAY, all of this is complete horse shit, as a member of Matthews family I know how he was raised & there is absolutely nothing wrong with him or how he treats females. Growing up he was my favorite cousin!! I don’t know all the details in his relationships but I do know he treats Tanya very well!!! Why else would she be marrying him…? & to the dick who has a hate on for Dave & Matt, get over it. Why do people assume that if you’re raised by a teacher or principal you should be a saint??? We’re all human FYI & no one is perfect. By the way I’m pretty sure I know just as many people from Sackville/Bedford/Dartmouth/Halifax/EVERYWHERE who smoke weed & have since they were young…..that has nothing to do with going to Hants North. The rest of the shit you listed is obviously foolish & a total stereotype from someone who knows nothing about where we come from. This is such a negative site it outrages me! Just a bunch of fuckin haters.
Awwe don’t get upset bud. Everyone knows that Hants North losers are no worse then the rest of the worlds losers.. Foolish stereotypes are what this site is all about. Take your Kleenex talk elsewhere princess.
There are lots of good people around HNRH area thats for sure. Just a few dirty cavemen like this who don’t know how to treat people.He has mistreated girlfriends in the past (I guarantee you that 100%). I have even tried to be this guys friend despite his many faults.He is just totally ignorant and clueless and I really hope for her sake she gets out now before its too late.As for the family member is it possible you are a caveman too and wouldn’t recognize mistreatment if it was right in front of your eyes. he mistreated me plenty of times and I could care less if you are too blind to see the truth.
Matt is a straight up guy! I know Matt and there is a lot more to him than the dirt that’s said up above. If you need help with anything and ask Matt for a hand, he’s there to give one. If you want your little kid to grow up playing baseball and stay physically active, Matt is there to volunteer his time as a coach. People in the community respect Matt. Talking on this website like this is just pure harassment at its finest and cyberbullying (first time I have ever used that word). You should be truly ashamed of yourself whoever wrote this. I don’t care how old you are or how low your IQ is this is just plain wrong. I have nothing but respect for Hants County and it is a great place to live. As for Ashley, I respected you until I saw this crap. You are half way around the world and are suppose to be having the time of your life and you have nothing better to do then write on this site. That is sad and I hope some day you can truly get over it…
Howdy my name is Dwight Shrute I am going to debug some of the above statements:
Nik, this guys name is Matt Wiseman and he is as close to a modern day caveman as you ever want to see – FALSE, Matt is a homo sapien.
He treats all women like dirt and thinks they are just there to wait on him hand and foot, cook and pop out babies – FALSE, Matt currently has no babies, can cook a mean ass deer steak, and has a beautiful fiance .
This is the kind of guy who would make his woman leave a dance or wait outside while he goes in and has fun with his buds – Wait… what?? I go to dances to have fun with friends all the time. Lady was probably outside having a smoke and having fun with her buds. I don’t truly see the problem.
I overheard him say several times that you train a women just like a dog – STUPID, you can’t train a women like a dog. Ohhh….sorry I’m slow. He probably meant that as a joke folks.
This guy is obsessed with hunting and would rather shoot a nice buck then spend time with his girlfriend – HUH?? Everyone has something they love. And if you want to stay at home and suck on your girlfriends nipple all day then your one sick puppy. I envy Matt and his love for hunting. A lot better than loving COCAINE.
He also doesn’t wash or shave nearly enough and cheats on his woman behind her back without her knowing – STUDIES have indicated that men with beards are happier and healthier. LOOK IT UP! STUDIES have also indicated that when a man cheats he most likely wasn’t happy with his previous relationship.
He loves to get together with his dirty little buddies and they pick on and make fun of people behind their backs and start nasty untrue rumors about people who have done nothing to them.
FALSE, Matt and his friends are GENTLEMEN. They sit around fires talking about recent world events drinking a nice glass of scotch.
He plays beer league baseball and thinks he is this big pro caliber athlete – FALSE, Matt plays in an intermediate baseball league. Again, I envy that his hobbies are physically active, involve the outdoors, and being around his friends. A lot better than COCAINE.
The worst thing is he has a really nice, sweet friendly girlfriend called Tanya who he doesn’t deserve. – TRUE, Tanya is nice, sweet, and also beautiful. No man on this earth including Matt deserves her, but hey… He’s the closest darn thing.
I have really come to consider this girl a friend the past couple of years and it would be terrible for her to end up with him because I know what will happen. – FALSE, you are no true friend. (Friendship is a relationship between two or more people who hold mutual affection for each other). The key word there is mutual. Now I could define the word mutual to you but that would lead into various other definitions that I would have to explain.
She will end up with a bunch of kids fat and alone when he gets sick of her. – FALSE, genetics is the best predictor of obesity. Tanya’s mom is in fine physical condition and the apple doesn’t fall to far from the tree!
She needs to just find a nice guy out home and forget about this loser before its too late. – FALSE, she has already found a nice guy and therefore the rest of your sentence is FALSE!!!
Live well and prosper!