THE DIRTY ARMY: WARNING: CONTACT WITH DIRTY DORIS SHROYER PUGLIA MAY LEAD TO VENEREAL DISEASE AND POSSIBLY DEATH. APPROACH WITH CAUTION! Nik check this nasty creach out, its name is Dirty Doris Shroyer Puglia. Dirty Dori is by far the ugliest beast I have ever had the misfortune to lay eyes upon. It has the nastiest body, and a total man bear face! The worst part is, its personality is just as ugly as its appearance. It lacks any form of intelligence, and common human decency. Dirty Dori seems to think that she is Gods gift to men.. The only thing God ever did for this beast was beat the he&& out of it with the ugly stick! Can you believe that in person this dog is even uglier? If your ever in Eastpoint Mall [which i hope no one is bc its gross] and your in the mood to see some zoo animals, stop by the Piercing Pagoda and ask for Dirty Dori. f#@%ing Ratchet!