THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, theis is Jeffery Hammer, he is 19 years old and goes to Western Oregon University. I believe that he is secretly gay but he wont show it. He is always hanging out with his “best friend” amber, she is nasty also. All he does is drink and smoke pot, I caught him making out with my roommate Michael back in october. All girls hate him becasue all they think is that he just wants in their pants, most guys want to kick his ass. He doesnt know when to stop. I think its time everyone know who the real Jeffery Hammer is.
Lemme guess, he just got a free tanning membership..- nik