THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this chick Meghan not too long ago. Immediately she’s sending me sexy pics of herself and asking me to come see her at work (some cabaret club where the chicks don’t get nude–not my idea of fun unless it’s full nudity). Plus I’m a boob guy and this girl has none to speak of, has a huge ass (from years of riding horses she says), her face is kinda beat for someone in their mid 20s and I’m not down with all the stupid tattoos. I have a feeling the sex would be great but trying to distance myself afterwards would be tough because she’d get all fatal attraction on me. Do you think I should even bother?
She only wants you for your money. The $5 footlong and cheap hotel room should be huge red flags. Plus, the Hawaii tattoo by her belly button looks like sperm deposit outlines.- nik