Do I Dip My Greg In It
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this chick Meghan not too long ago. Immediately she’s sending me sexy pics of herself and asking me to come see her at work (some cabaret club where the chicks don’t get nude–not my idea of fun unless it’s full nudity). Plus I’m a boob guy and this girl has none to speak of, has a huge ass (from years of riding horses she says), her face is kinda beat for someone in their mid 20s and I’m not down with all the stupid tattoos. I have a feeling the sex would be great but trying to distance myself afterwards would be tough because she’d get all fatal attraction on me. Do you think I should even bother?
She only wants you for your money. The $5 footlong and cheap hotel room should be huge red flags. Plus, the Hawaii tattoo by her belly button looks like sperm deposit outlines.- nik
These “Hey Nik, this ugly chick wants to bang me” posts are getting old fast.
Seriously why would you ask Nik? Why don’t you just talk to your boys about it?. Do you need to ask Nik if your allowed to take a dump. Plus if this girl does look at The Dirty and sees this post you obviously have no chance now.
I would like to hear his opinion on the Jodi Arias case.
Ya cause it’s a real post…..
No, this girl has probably sent these pics to 1000 guys — she’d have no idea who posted them.
If you dont, you are gay!!! What is wrong with you guys? She looks ok, she isnt fat…dude try it once!
Isn’t it safe to say ALL strippers just want you for your money. And to watch their 2-3 children.
My eyes are telling me no and my greg is saying HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she screams DRD!!!
Hell no! That thing looks like a lot lizard (truck stop hooker) to each their own, I guess. You could wear a condom. But! Condoms dont protect from herpes, venereal warts, crabs. Nope no way in hell.
Gee, –you make her sound awesome. Stupidest post ever. But I love the horse riding/fat ass excuse. Stupidest excuse ever. Daily Double!!! (horse riding/fat ass enthusiasts will know what I`m talking about)
Low.Budget.Hooker.
#notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat
I’d fear for the health of my knob, meself.
Just put it in her butt. Hopefully she doesn’t have ass herpes or gives you shitdick. Then you should give her a nice pair of Arabian goggles.
OMG hahahahaha megan is grosssss, trashiest hoe i ever met. Not even close to a cute face, her butt is great but everything else needs to go. She wanted my greg but i did not have one bit of itt
OMG hahahahaha megan is grosssss, trashiest hoe i ever met. Not even close to a cute face, her butt is great but everything else needs to go. She wanted my greg but i did not have one bit of itt
Shes been with more guys then anyone ive ever heard of. but she gives decent head hahahahahahahahahahaha