Does Douchbag Promoter Noah Auspitz Tell Girls He Use To Do Gay Porn
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Noah Auspitz. He is trying to be some major celeb out here in Las Vegas aka big time promoter host. The guy is a major joke, the best part is he always forgets to mention he use to do GAY PORN under the name Dane. On FB he even said, “I used to be Magic Mike, now look at me now”… what a douchebag promoter correct? So next time any of you girls that hook up with him, don’t be surprised if he wants a few fingers or toys but in his butt.
I always knew Noah Auspitz worked his way to the top from the bottom.- nik
Ohh noo he took it up the ass..
Noah is not gay, he just needed the money.
Uhh okay..if you stick it up a guy’s mud hole or vice versa..you are not straight even if it’s for the money..he is either straight up closet gay or bi..mud hole fucker..
No true straight man would ever do gay porn. He’s not straight, and that whole the money was good is just a cop out.
Is he supposed to put gay porn on his resume or something? I’m not sure why the poster thinks that he should be mentioning it to anyone he doesn’t feel comfortable mentioning it to.
I know Noah well, he’s a legit guy love him
His name sounds like a concentration camp.
He’s Jewish!! Seriously
Haha Noah is the best
“Hey I’m broke, I should shoot some gay porn” – said no straight guy ever
That’s what’s up
dude that is the funniest shit Ive read all day thank you
Isn’t that pretty common these days? Struggling male hollywood wannabees doing gay porn for the money? Doesn’t surprise me… he’s one of thousands. Everyones got their own hustle…
He did one solo and never took even a finger in the butt. The site eve
I paid 10 gs to have him toss my salad. His Greg is tiny though so I did all the pitching
I happen to know this is 100% a lie because I slept with him (years ago) and he is rather well endowed, and never asked for anything up the but. Get a life.
I’m sure there are a ton of guys you f*cked a couple years ago you whoooooooooore!
haha oh my god. this is going to be interesting
You mean from being a bottom to being a top!
Noahs a cool guy…obs a hater or some girl he boned over
Maybe in San Francisco? You can’t hate the truth.
Looks hot to me. Wear a condom, that’s all!
He has major gay face!
Vegas is going to sh*t their pants once they find out about this.
http://www.seancody.com/page.php?frame=movie&movie=390
u dic head….give some warning 1st!!!!!
Too damn funny…. Gay for pay…. MAKES YOU Fucking GAY !!.. It’s all good, but if u can get hard to fuck another guy then u r gay… Pay or not !
Hey everyone this is Dane. 7yrs ago I did a shoot that paid my way to Vegas. Who would of known I’d made Vegas my new career and actually kill it with a great following.
So everyone that hides behind your computers can go fuck off.
Haters are the best kind of fans and I love it.
Nobody would be talking about me if I was no one. Keep up the support.
keep killing it bro, maybe one day you could do some more gay porn and make it to HOLLYWOOD
doing gay porn to make it to VEGAS to become a club HOST I literally laughed out loud
loser
Go look at his page on the site. There is nothing gay about any if his content, certainly the haters here don’t have half the guts or good looks he has.
USED is past tense use is present. dumbass. That is 3rd grade shit moron.
I don’t think Noah is the one we need to worry about, what about Sancho?
LOL!!! True DAT!
That’s sexy.
I know someone who has a 3 some with him. He is deff Bi Sexual
Noah I love the shit outta you. These people are obviously jealous of your life. You show the most respect to everyone and are so nice. Keep it up!
This guys for the Gays.
I love Noah…but who the fuck found this? How did u know about this? Lol
Is everyone gay for pay now in Vegas? Gross
Who cares? Noah is one of the coolest guys in vegas. And he probably doesn’t give a sh*t what anyone on this site thinks, he’s laughing straight to the bank at this point. Successful, generous and fun… but I never got a gay vibe from this dude, at all!
I like this comment. I lived with Noah when he started his company, and he had plenty of girls around. If he’s gay at the end of it, he ironically heterosexually humped his way into his fame, and beyond that he earned every penny of his success beyond what any average person could achieve. If you don’t know him and HATE on whatever he may be, well, he’s above you in a lot of ways. He’s still inspiring me to this day. Love u buddy.
You’re probably his gay lover!
Team Noah!
#teamNoah
Noah is the biggest loser! He is a moocher and a wanna be. Keep doing gay porn braaa
OldSchool is a Hater as well as most people leaving comments! I’ve known Noah for most of my life. He’s not gay, He’s about his paper and is extremely successful. He did 1 Solo scene over 7 years ago (even though it was on a gay site) and got PAID for it! Now he runs Vegas better then anyone else in the business! Keep Hating, Keep talking Shit….Noah will keep driving his exotic cars straight to the Bank!
To have haters you need to be somebody. Not a loser who did gay porn to make it to the top of the illustrious vegas hosting game..was doing gay porn worth it ? to be a real ballers errand boy for a weekend in vegas. At the end of the day hes just a male bottle rat
Haaaaaaaters. Noah is a really cool dude.
Whoever says Noah is a cool dude probably had sex with him!
Noah is a huge douche. From working in a club in Vegas I can tell you that he’s a scumbag who never pays and never tips! Him and Sancho “I’m straight” Van Ryan should go fuck each other.
Sancho Van Ryan is the biggest joke in Vegas!! Always running around and taking pictures with us girls so he can cover up the fact that’s he’s 100% homo. Everyone just laughs at him..
Independent hosts are inherently scumbags.
God Noah, are you having fun sitting on thedirty with all your self comments about yourself. You’re a nobody! oooooooh awesome you work in the vegas nightlife sucking dick for money figuratively YUH DUMB
okay… Si I gotta lovvvveee this when I see it cause I ALWAYS KNEWWWWWWW something wasnt right about this guy!!!!! I am in the “adult biz” here in Vegas and Noah is a “private host” of ours……meaning Noah finds clients/customers/tricks for us to see that are spending good money… Noah then calls us and gets the date all set up. Noah gets 30 % of whatever his customer spends. Now here is the funny thing and I knew something was weird about Noah. There are a lot of private hosts here that refer us calls and they get a kickback from the money made….. BUTTTTTTTTTT Every single host I have ever dealt with (and i know quite a few) they refer you the customer, you go see the customer, then u call ur host and let me come meet u and pick up his %. But NOAH!!??!?!?!?!?!?!? He always stayed in the hotel rooom with me and the customer Noah said it was “to ensure that u are getting paid and i get my cut”…. But if thats the case then …Noah????? Why even after the entertainment started di u still stay??? and even sometimes ask to JOIN IN!?!?!?!?!? LMFAO I ALWAYS KNEW U WERE A LITTLE FRUITY IN THE BOOTY!!!!! he knew i was a working girl so he knew i charged…but he would say nooooo i dont need to pay u … thats my friend … pointing to his customer lmfaooo
Omg did he know Kenny Clutch and Ammar Harris?!
Sancho Van Ryan is a total poser. That’s not even his real name. He has no money and is totally gay. Kid needs to buy some new clothes and eat a sandwich. He would be homeless if Vegas peeps didn’t buy into all his made up stories. Actually kinda feel sorry for him. I think his real name is Sanjay.
Now it all makes sense why him and sanch van ryan are always hanging out. Oh yeah and i bet that fat kid who wears all those rented costumes is in on the action too!
If I was a woman I would ask Noah to have a STD test or use protection (Condom) STD easily are spread more frequent in the gay community. Since Noah is Bi-Sexual, just be cautious he may have other men (Sugar Daddy) in his life. He is handsome and has a nice body. So take into consideration you may be replaced or cheated on with another guy. Rememeber Noah the White Party is coming to Palm Springs in 4 weeks. Hope to see you there!
fucking love noah, hes hot, who cares- hes amazing….sweet and just happens to be good in bed with GIRLS
Noahs hot, im 21 so have an excuse to be on this website.. all you twats with no lives taking the time out of youre day to hate is just embarrassing! Noah kicks ass in vegas he loves it people love him and I happen to know a ton of hot bitches who fuck him on the reg. If you could YOU WOULD! he was young, does anyone else make mistakes and learn? look at him not you losers. I am in college so have an excuse to be writing this. I adore the asshole and anyone who hates…you still take time out of YOUR OWN day to think about him….too embarrassing.
LOVE YOU NOAH
do you
love, julie/mackenzie ;]
oh ps! Noah…dont you own a maserati or yah know some 110k car? Jealously !! I know i am– go back to your 90s POS and get a real job that doesnt require putting someone on the dirty. LMAO