Douchebag Mike


THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik here is Mike Fitzmaurice yet again. This dumbass is up to the same old shenanigans….although I’m not sure what happened to his National Guard gig, probably got thrown out from doing too many drugs. He thinks Social House is still cool and will fck anything that walks. He used to date this cool girl for a long time but he was such a douchebag to her and then they broke up she moved on yadda yadda yadda….so now he is with some new girl who looks like the product of a brother/sister hillbilly incest relationship…but who knows honestly. He will stalk you and talk crap on you if he doesn’t like you. He is seriously the biggest DOUCHEBAG AND TOOL to ever walk this planet…dude quit with the “holier than thou”bullshit we all know you were in rehab for doing her**n and co*aine and shit. Apparently he almost died in a car accident from crashing his car for what has to be like the 45232nd time and as you see above he has stitches in his head and shit. Not even two days later he was ready to go party again….fcking dumbass. Time to grow up Mike! Let this douchecunt know whats up Nik!
Sounds like his basement privileges are wearing thin.- nik








hahahahaha. ohahahahahaha. this is great. What is this like his 23rd time on here???
Lmfao dude got me so weak with that flexin pose! Hahahahaha Okay Gollum from lord of the rings!
ahaaaha! He does look like Gollum lhh!!
my bet is that this is from the ex. i mean im sure hes a douche bag loser, but you sound jealous.
Okay hunny I am not some hillbilly brother sister thing you don’t know me and I think this is some funny shit! I’m sure your jealous because I’m prettier than you. I’m a nurse with my BSN I make 14.50 a hour 40hrs a week and I have a 2mos old son. But you can take your drama some where else because baby doll he’s never done cocaine dumb ass. Bahahahahaha you got what you deserve coming to ya
love how you have to put him on the dirty say he’s a stalker… Hunny I’m pretty sure you are stalking him:D
well he’s obviously been lying to you if he says he’s never done cocaine “sweetie honeycheeks” But that doesn’t surprise me because you are dating the lowest of the low to ever walk this earth. Please go get your nasty teeth fixed you would think that if you were actually a nurse you would have money to go buy nicer things for yourself, as well as some dental insurance for that nasty grill? LOL. My dogs ass is prettier than you LHH.
Wow 14.50 an hour 40 hours a week?!? Lol you must be a shitty ass nurse…cause most nursing positions start off at about…oh idk…A 40K a year SALARY…not an hourly wage…god you’re a dumbass…lol. Do the math, you’re not even making 25K a year I bet LOL. and I hope that’s not Mike’s baby…good lord…he needs to be sterilized.
$14.50 x 40 hours x 52 weeks= $30,160. Learn math.
He didn’t mention that he had a girlfriend last week when we hooked up….
You finally got what you happen coming to you
This guy doesn’t like the word no. I gave him my number and he obsessively blew up my phone for several weeks straight.
he’s psycho and when I told him to leave me alone, he freaked out.
Oh ok my bad 30 grand a year. Lol trash truck drivers make more money than you. This dude is nuts and so full of himself. Biggest piece of shit ever. He will trash talk anyone that tries totell him what’s up. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s cheating on this chick too…anything to get his 2 incher wet. Hey Mike if you’re reading this HIIIII! Lololol
This guy is a drug addict! Pretending to be clean but buying tons of pills still!