Douchebag Mike

February 20, 2013 St. Louis 13 5,539 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well Nik here is Mike Fitzmaurice yet again. This dumbass is up to the same old shenanigans….although I’m not sure what happened to his National Guard gig, probably got thrown out from doing too many drugs. He thinks Social House is still cool and will fck anything that walks. He used to date this cool girl for a long time but he was such a douchebag to her and then they broke up she moved on yadda yadda yadda….so now he is with some new girl who looks like the product of a brother/sister hillbilly incest relationship…but who knows honestly. He will stalk you and talk crap on you if he doesn’t like you. He is seriously the biggest DOUCHEBAG AND TOOL to ever walk this planet…dude quit with the “holier than thou”bullshit we all know you were in rehab for doing her**n and co*aine and shit. Apparently he almost died in a car accident from crashing his car for what has to be like the 45232nd time and as you see above he has stitches in his head and shit. Not even two days later he was ready to go party again….fcking dumbass. Time to grow up Mike! Let this douchecunt know whats up Nik!

Sounds like his basement privileges are wearing thin.- nik