DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful drunk of the week
“even though your night ended like this… you can still wake up feeling great … thx NOHO”
Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this caption wins a case of NOHO (The Hangover Defense)
Last Caption winner: Nicky (contact [email protected] to claim your prize)
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You shall not pass!!
Nooo mom I don’t wanna go to school today
and you wondered why I keep a pillow on the bathroom floor…
Well Donnie, where should we hide the body?
If I pray I’ll feel better
“This isn’t the first time something white and hard has been between my legs”
Not impressed.
Wow this skank is everywhere! She’s even got two other pages on here about her, lol.
http://thedirty.com/2013/01/theresa-gordon/
http://thedirty.com/2011/01/home-wrecker-6/
” I’m drunk!? No bitch, you’re drunk”
Got NOHO?
ooooh free lay, *whips out greg and puts it next to sluuuutttsss mouth.
Kick her… see if she moves.
Self warming floor mat and it only cost a six pack of Smirnoff Ice!
Is it still good luck if you sh*t on your own shoulder?
I said PORTA POTTY, not POTTY PARTY!
show me yours and ill show you mine (shirt) guess she wasnt impressed she passed out
God, please make this feeling go away, I promise I will never drink again! By the way, please don’t let this pic make it on Thedirty.com. Thanks, Noodles!
Poke her with a stick..see if she moves
No I will not throw up in ur dirty toilet!!
I think I see bukakke in someone’s immediate future……
“Weren’t you here last week?”
It was a great night, even the toilet got laid!!
Thanks for paying my tuition mom and dad.. this hugs for you
Great another dead hooker, so what do you think guys.. Short straw cleans up this time ??
Slipped on some noddles, bumped my head and couldn’t get up in the morning.