Elena Semikina Will Do Anything For Fame
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you can tell by this photo that she’s an accomplished, professional lady. Miss Universe Canada 2010, Elena Semikina will doing anything for fame. The self-described model, actress, entertainer, singer, dancer, philanthropist, producer, and director is producing a film to tell the true story of Ken Taylor, the Canadian hero portrayed in Argo. She is obviously doing this because Argo is a hot topic right now. Elena barely speaks English, yet is apparently going to produce an entire full length film. Her previous film credits include “Pepe’s Girl #2″ and the part of ”Lara” in a low budget horror film. Elena is also currently producing a documentary on transgender beauty pageant contestant Jenna Talackova. Now is the time Dirty Army, what should Elena call the documentary about Jenna Trannynova?
The picture looks like a major Throwback Thursday.- nik
girl, fire your hair stylist
yea….not feeling the bleach blond extension mullet. Somehow it looks too big for her giant head?
Elena Semikina is the type of person who walks one charity runway and is a model. Or is a small non-speaking role in a film and becomes an “actress”. This “producer” title is no different. She calls herself a “philanthropist” because she volunteered with the S.O.S. children’s villages….which EVERY Miss Universe Canada pageant girl does as a part of her contract. You aren’t being charitable or philanthropic if you are only doing something because it is part of a contract. She is exactly the kind of person Nik always calls out for their pretend importance. She believes with her whole heart that she is a celebrity because she won a beauty pageant on her third try three years ago.
This movie is going to be about as succesful as her shoe line and skincare line “Crisele”…haven’t heard of them? But they were so wildly sucessful! The fact that this girl tries to do it all just shows her dedication to each pursuit. She spends five minutes deciding she wants to be a shoe designer and then when that gets too hard she becomes an actress. Elena realizes she can’t get roles because she has a hard accent and limited english…so she becomes a producer.
What is there to document? Jenna Talackova just spends 4 hours putting on makeup and then tweets all day to her “fans”. That is going to be one boring documentary.
who would make a documentary about pageant sluts? will this include such important tasks as bikini shopping and practicing smiling while walking?
No wonder Canada can’t win a pageant. They choose Russian shims to rep them.
oh look a pageant girl realizing pageants are worthless and making attempts to legitimize her career and life. good for her.
pretty, but right on the model/actress/singer/producer/entrepenur part. classic case of tryin to do too much. if u are everything u aren’t any of the things u say u r.
she looks like a flatchested dolly parton
If u pull down more than 100k a year she will be on your jock faster than you can say bottle service.
I just imagined her without the mass of hair and the make up and it wasn’t good.
its true. she gave some club promoter a handy bc his cousin is jian gomeshi.
how is she still relevant?
beat famewhore- I decided