Everyone Was Asking About The Brunette



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the brunette from the post “Beyond Gorgeous New England Babe”. Her name is Danielle Epstein. I submitted pictures of her with the blonde that was originally posted. Maybe Danielle posted her to get attention on herself because the blonde is in desperate need of a nose job and if the poster knew anything about Nik, they would never suggest her. Danielle is a pretty girl and is skinny like Nik likes but she has absolutely no boobs and she just looks old in the face. Nik, what do you think of the brunette?
I don’t like her. Too boney in the toe/feet area.- nik
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at least her friend keeps her 6 head polished
Holy long torso! Seriously her body is longer than her legs
Don’t forget manly and weathered-looking! Lay off the tanning, please.
She should be wearing a giraffe print dress
You never ever wear nylons with sandals or open toe shoes.
Never seen a giraffe in leopard skin!
Is it the dress or is her torso as long as her legs?
Whoa, that is longest torso I’ve ever seen! She must be so awkward with her seat settings in her car. Yikes!
She has to wear two belts….one for each waist.
LOL I know this girl… She went to college with a lot of my friends. She has such a HORRIBLE nosejob. Granted, she is a sweet girl. But she’s constantly changing her looks and hair color, eyebrows, makeup, etc… So she never looks REAL. She always looks like a plastic robot. She’s actually quite scary looking.
This chick is so trashy and gross, ew! What is she, a 35 year old man?
These two anorexic bobble heads don’t even belong in the same category as most of the skanks posted on this site. Danielle does outshine that cannon ball nosed man face blonde, but that is not saying much. She is way to skinny, has pancake tits, a weird elongated gumby like torso and a face which looks 41 w/o a ton of makeup. I am sure as this post was uploaded she is on a giant manhunt to find some Jewish doctor or lawyer to marry fast because her clock is ticking on overdrive…if she hits 30 and is single, its bad news for that old haggard face.
She looks like my friend’s mom growing up. I think she is very pretty in the face, although I’m wondering what her age is based on the comments here. I was assuming she was already in her late 30′s-40′s? If she’s in her 20′s still, that’s a bit frightening, but I have a hard time believing that she’s any younger than maybe 34.