THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Hilary Anthony. She used to be a Hooter’s girl, but apparently wasn’t even hot enough for their incredibly low standards. She thinks she is hot shit, but in reality, she is a low life whore, spreading her DRD (Chlamydia) all around Kansas City. I have a couple friends who have gotten it from her, and a friend who got it from someone she recently slept with. This bitch needs to be put on blast, and hopefully this will be a wake up call for her to keep her legs closed, and stop being such a nasty little twat. You’re not hot honey. You’re face looks like a horse. Get a nose job. And anything else Nik suggests. Nik, what all suggestions do you have before you would?
I’d suggest a switch to baggier clothes and ones that cover the mid-riff.- nik