THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m in love with Valerie Andreyva. She is a beautiful famous 23 year old model. How do I tell her I feel? I have the chance to but I don’t want to ruin it and lose any chance I had. Please give me some advice on how to sweep her off of her feet.
Buy her an iPhone case.- nik
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You start by not putting her on the dirty…Oh wait you already screwed that up
She looks like a dumb porta-potty. NEXT!
Self post!!!
lol @ the lazy eye
Start by being worth over 80 million dollars and being able to make her famous.
Try 17 years old haha
Try
23 ? More like 17 years old haha
You can win her over by killing yourself so the world doesn’t have to feed another loser with no life.
Dangle something shiny in front of her
Ew girl cut that nasty dead hair off!
Hahah nik ur awesome
Uh she’s definitely not a famous model. All that comes up when you google her are a bunch of selfie duck face bathroom pics. She’s just another model with the instagram agency. Girls like this are complete self absorbed so all you have to do is shower her with compliments and inflate her ego a bit more.
Don’t…
1 if she is what you say she is than she has had every guy she has ever met since she was 13 trying to do the same. Its why all thses super hot girls get with ubber douche bags. They have become so desensitized they only notice what’s different and that’s douch baggery. My recommendation is be yourself, no one is themselves these days its amazing how people react when you are genuine with them its as jarring as being an ass but its easier. Oh work really hard and get some cash flow, be real and have cash.
I wonder if she has to lean off the toilet to get to the toilet paper roll on the wall.
show her the greg, b!tches love when you show them the greg and its bigger than normal. True story. just make sure she is a lil buzzed or it wont really work because her morals will be in check.
Tell her to stop making that dumb f*cking duck face!!! Why??? Why do dumb b*tches do this? God it’s UGLY
A roundhouse kick to the face should do it.
Famous model???? Are you joking? Famous models don’t wear bad weaves, take duck face photos, and take photos in trashy looking bathrooms.
Try sweeping her under the rug and simply forget!
Lol soto’s ex ahahaahahaa
She must go after guys with roid rage… there is a hole in the wall of that bathroom
There is more than 1 way to sweep a prostitiute off her feet?
Lol. She’s 17 and a high school drop out…
Um original poster… you are an idiot lol and clearly not even from the same city. This girl and her best friend Kristine are 17 years old, both high school dropouts that constantly post pictures of their tacky fake gold chains and fake louis bags. 17 years old popping xanex and posting pictures of it like it’s candy… great influences. Buy her a gift certificate to Chinatown and a haircut, that should do it.
this girls 17, she pretends to be famouse shes a cake face, shes got a homie thats on the same tip but worse looking they popp zanis and get blown and name drop like there someone. fake bitches
this girls 17, she pretends to be famous shes a cake face, shes got a homie thats on the same tip but worse looking they popp zanis and get blown and name drop like there someone. fake bitches
self post!
shes fucking 17
YOU’RE NOT A MODEL IF YOU HAVE TO PAY OR SUCK DICK/HAVE SEX FOR PHOTOSHOOTS, AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON’T MAKE MONEY OFF OF THOSE PHOTOS! These girls are liars! I use to be friends with Kristine, we’re born in the same year, down to the same month, December, & she’s 17!!! & VAlerie is 18…You all are so fucking naive letting bitches fool you because they’re good looking. They use to be escorts for this dude in back when they were living in Tdot.