I Thought It Be Cheaper To Keep My Wife Than To Divorce Her
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was having some problems with my wife and decided it would be cheaper to keep her than to get a divorce so I got onto seeking arrangement to find someone I could pay for play. Every chick I met was NOT as attractive as their photos, and most of them seemed like straight up pros who wanted at least 5K a month. I finally met Tawnie Lynn and when we came up with the very affordable rate of $200 a visit 3 times a month I thought I was getting a huge bargain. Well buyers beware, you DO get what you pay for. I didn’t want to be seen with her so I got a room nearby and had her meet me there. I wasn’t expecting to meet someone and take them to bed right away so I didnt have a condom but Tawnie slobbed my knob without one, even went as far as licking my starfish. Ill be honest, it felt great because my wife never even did that. Anyways I pay her the 200 bucks and feel like I hiit the jackpot.. that is until about a week later… put it this way, Ill be taking a popular prescription drug for the rest of my life. My own fault for not using a condom and I’ve already come to terms with that. My point on putting this girl on here so nobody else falls victims to her scam. She claims shes a single struggling actress but when I research the b*tch, I find out shes married to some guy, (not sure he even knows what she does in her free time, maybe hes her pimp for all I know). She has some cheezy masturbation porn online, and all her “acting” credentials are actually nothing but crappy extra roles she got from blowing whoever she meets. Beware guys, this girl uses several different profiles on seeking arrangement and other sites. One last word of advice for you Tawnie, maybe get into porn, because thats the only place for filth like you.
Were you paying per pound?- nik
lol nik.
op, you are a nasty sham of a human being. i consider myself an extremely docile and stable chick… i never even raise my voice. but if i was your poor wife i’m pretty sure i would fucking shank you. karma is going to get you, dude. you will end up with absolutely nothing, mark my words.
The posted is the biggest scum bag here. Hope your dick rots off.
Is this true? I worked with this girl at the Playboy mansion. Send proof!
You should not blame her. It’s your fault for being an idiot. And the reason you didn’t bring a condom is because you wanted to go bareback. Fix the relationship with your wife or get a divorce. Loser!
Looks like gollums mother giving birth in the second photo!!
Hahahahahahahahhaha! You sir deserve every uncomfortable moment that comes from your “present” you worthless peice of shit
Holy sht LOL
You get what you pay for, I hope you paying $200 to get drd was worth it
Lol, you’re a cheap fck
Hey I have an idea, “I am going to cheat on my wife with a whore and not use a rubber.” What a genius. Enjoy the gift that keeps on giving year long you f-ing idiot!!!
You dirty whore hopper!!!, due to your own selfishness now every person you come in contact w/is at risk of being infested w/your disgusting choices.your wife deserves better
Who would fuck this disgusting thing?? Is she trying
To be sexy??? One
Of the most hideous girls IV ever seen. For sure!
I hope she tells your wife you POS
Is this pig expecting sympathy?! Ha what goes around comes around loser.
Karma working at it’s finest.
That’s disgusting! Your poor wife! So because your a cheap bastard and couldn’t do the right thing you cheat on your wife and probably gave her whatever it was that you got from that nasty ho. Your a piece of shit coward.
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! That’s my wife.
Hopefully you’re keeping the DRD to yourself and not passing it on to your poor wife. You’re despicable and should get AIDS.
Aaaaand ladies and gentleman, we have a winner! If you gave your wife a DRD I hope she gets alimony/child support/medical costs paid for her by YOU for the rest of your life. Normally I don’t advocate alimony but the poor woman needs to be paid for all her suffering of being married to a scumbag like you.
If you ended up on Oceanic Flight 815, no one would come looking for you.
So you paid a hooker 200$ got herpes gave it to your wife? A divorce would have been more money but you wouldnt have nasty bumps all over your d**ck!!!! YOUR NASTY AND I HOPE YOUR WIFE TAKES ALL YOU GOT UNTIL YOUR DEAD….NASTY PIECE OF SHIT
As if paying $200 for that ugly cracker face to fuck you wasn’t dumb enough, you didn’t wrap your shit??? You deserve your herpes, & I hope your wife finds out and snips your wiener off. That’s 1 less moron reproducing in the world as far as I’m concerned…
OP u are a cheap POS. First u decide “it’s cheaper to keep her” then u settle for some some poor lost soul because her rate is only $200. U got what u deserve. How much is your monthly medication costing u?? Are u buying the brand name drug or buying the cheaper generic version?? My guess is that u are buying generic. U get what u pay for. Loser.
Idiots, you are all missing the point. This poor guy found himself in the exact same position as 10s of millions of other men. Why do you think hookers make so much money. While his actions may or may not be acceptable to you, I think we can all agree that you shouldn’t be on multiple web sites getting with multiple guys and spreading drd. This is Absolutly the girls fault 100%. Isn’t it illegal to do what she did?
Agreed! I know this skank! Grew up with her in Ohio and she will do anything and anyone for some attention because her dad was never there. She also has genital warts and cries to her friends about being a cancer victim! Get real Tawnie- you’re a WHORE and a very cheap one at that!
You’re both assholes just like the OP. Please kill yourselves.
This chick is fucken nasty no doubt about it, but mate you’re missing the bigger point. This bogan is married, and not only is he fucking behind his wife’s back, he’s fucking with with a 2 cent penny whore. Scroll back up, look at the second picture; would you fuck that? I sure as fuck wouldn’t. NO ONE should ever fuck something that looks like it’s in physical pain.
Naturally one would assume that a creature like that would have some kind of poisonous stinger. So it’s technically on the guy, because he trapped himself into this mess.
If there wasn’t pigs like the OP..there wouldn’t be hookers.
For $200 bucks you got ripped off! That porky pig would have done it for a taco bell party pack and a six pack of PBR.
so now you are gonna give your poor wife herpies.
Karma for cheating on your wife you fool hahahahaha
eww that fat cow isnt even worth 200 look at all the work she has had done and she still is fat and ugly – i feel bad for the guy haha
Should have used protection, end of story.
Most porn companies, do check their staff monthly. Alot of high end working girls and brothels check their staff too but you most likely have to dish out more than $200.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaa ASSHOLE
I paid her 150 last week to do the slot machine.
I put 150 dollars in quarters up her ass and had her sit on my stomach. Right before I blew my load she screamed jackpot and shat the quarters all over my chest.
I hope I don’t get some kind of nipple herpes…
I feel bad for her husband. Does he even know who she really is? Maybe he’s as stupid as she is.
so basically you paid 200 bucks for an std. you’re an idiot and got what you deserved. stupid hurts, doesn’t it?
The Gambler, that sounds fun I’m gonna try it with my BF tonight. He’s gonna love it. Such a good idea. Hehehe!!!!!
Phil glad to see you have a boyfriend. Your moist.
Cheap, nasty losers like OP love SA because they can get someone to fck them for $200-250 which is like a discount escort. However, YOU DO GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.
The hot girls on SA can hustle way more than that, but some hot ones that ask for a lot do get tested
I hope he at least have the decency not to go home and screw her like up. My brother divorced his wife when he found the emails, bit at least she didn’t screw him.
Thought my ex sister in law was horrid. This guy takes the whole damn box of cases
soo…now your poor wife is going to need that prescription too, right?
I hope your dick rots off.
That’s what you get you dumbass. I hope your wife leaves you.
look at those toes and shoes!!!!!! hahaaaa her body is 5 shades darker than her feet cruddy skank…
OP, you are a terrible human being. If you have any scrap of decency left in you, you’d tell your wife so you don’t infect her with your nasty disease as well.
Because guess what, you’re screwed anyways. Once your wife gets it, which she eventually will, she’ll realize that you must have cheated and leave you. Like I said, if you ever loved this woman at all, spare her from sharing in your disgusting, life-long mistake.
So let me understand this, you went to meet a hooker, who you worked out a deal with, but you didn’t bring a condom because you didn’t think things would happen on the first meeting…was that part of the deal?? Idiot!!
How are you going to get herpes from her sucking you off unless she has sores? You couldn’t see that?
So you decided NOT to divorce your wife because you assumed it was going to be cheaper but you decided to go out and pay for a hooker who gave you the life long virus which you will continuously have to purchase the medicine for the rest of your life. Yeah. That sounds cheap.
Did she give you herpes on your chili ring as well? That’s awesome!!
And this should be a learning experience for tricks and johns everywhere, don’t ask or hound a hoe for bbbj(bareback bj) because you can garuntee 5 other dicks have been in that trap earlier that day, if a pro is gunna suck ur dick raw, she has already died inside, don’t be stupid and let her take you down with her. DUMMY THA FUCK UP
Um, a week later??? That shyt takes weeks or months to show up so either the OTHER HOOKERS u paid (mulitple site dealer) or your wife screwed you already POS… The end
Hahah trying to be an actress?? For
What? Is she a double for creatures on lord of the rings?
Tawnie Lynn. OH MY!
i thought you left ohio to be an actress and not a disease ridden prostitute? I’m really feeling sad for you girl.
TAWNIE LYNN!! Stop spreading your diseases you nasty little hoodlum.