I’m In Love With Crystal Kuns

February 6, 2013 Hollywood, The Dirty 340 83,261 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m totally in love with Crystal Kuns and have been saving up for 18 months now so I can fly out and take her on a 1 hour date.  It is costing me a total of $4,800 including my flight, hotel, limo, dinner and the girlfriend experience.  My wife recently just found out about this and is contemplating on leaving me.  I don’t want to lose my wife, but at the same time, I don’t want to look back and realized I missed this opportunity.  What do you think?

I think you are an idiot.- nik