I’m In Love With Crystal Kuns
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m totally in love with Crystal Kuns and have been saving up for 18 months now so I can fly out and take her on a 1 hour date. It is costing me a total of $4,800 including my flight, hotel, limo, dinner and the girlfriend experience. My wife recently just found out about this and is contemplating on leaving me. I don’t want to lose my wife, but at the same time, I don’t want to look back and realized I missed this opportunity. What do you think?
I think you are an idiot.- nik
Karma’s going to bite you in the ass.
she looks like pam anderson in the last pic
This is a self post from Crystal.
I agree with Nik.
Self post. What a retarded escort. Looks like an overblown Barbie with a water weight problem. Take a diuretic Krystal and ease up on the filler.
Nik is right…you are an idiot…how dumb can you be? You are married first off…now you are gonna blow over $5k for this thing? She’s not even hot!
Yeah your a fucking idiot. Why would you leave your WIFE for a hooker. Thats breaking a law in life, you dont cheat on your wife man thats messed up. Esp with a whore.
@NIK….sometimes you talk senses. You are right….this guy is a true idiot. Why in the world would a married man be in love with a girl you have never met? Just seeing her pic online makes you wanna go gaga… He need to go to rehab.
She’s beautiful do doubt but looking at her face & expression….she was born to use men of low life & rich men with disorderly sexual conduct .
Stupid man….I hope your wife leaves you & your life destroyed while you wank off on CRYSTAL KUNS for the rest of your life….idiot hahaha
…hey honey, Just wanted to let you know I’ve been saving up all of our money for 18 months so I can fly a hooker here for a one hour date… I just want that girl friend experience…. N*gha what?! .. Id go Lorena Bobbit on him then divorce/sue. Duchefag.
Agree with Nik…You are an idiot.
Can I get a pronunciation guide for this last name, please? Is her dads name Harry? Jw…
YOU’RE A MORON! I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU AND FINDS SOMEONE A LOT BETTER!
I completely agree with Nik, your an idiot, and I hope she does leave you.
Lastly I think you should tell crystal all of this when u see her.
You are an idiot!!! You are willing to destroy your life for one night with a hooker…? Pathetic!!!
I hope your wife leaves you and takes everything this woman you are obsessed with is a whore and will bleed you dry and she is not that good looking either I second Nik on this you are insane
Your an idiot! Your wife should leave you. You were gonna cheat on her with a girl that will cost you probably over 5k once it’s all said and done and she’s not even hot! I would leave my man too if he planned on spending money like that (which obviously you are not rich since you had to save for a year and a half for) on a girl that’s not even average in looks. Go out and get your wife some +2s, a nose job or lipo and make her hot if you don’t think she’s as hot as this nasty ass girl who has probably had a million dicks in her
..i agree with Nik. if you have to save up for a date with her, you shouldnt even be contemplating this whole situation! i think your wife should leave your desperate ass and find herself a man who wants that whole experience with HER- even though it should be you! you’re a moron.
Poster you are a dumb ass…hope the wife leaves asap, by the way if you waste the money on the bimbo eventually you karma will come kick you in the pinky greg.It does not matter how long it took you save the money it’s marriage money and you will have to give back to the wife…
What’s wrong with her mouth area? Bad nose too.
She looks like Nicki Minaj. She would be on a whole different level if she didn’t have YELLOW hair.
Girls need to stop making those stupid duck lips. Were going to have a whole generation of chicks with bad mouth wrinkles in a few years.
This dude is a complete idiot. You will realize that you made a mistake once you “Finish” your business. Your wife should leave you for even thinking about doing this. It seems like you dont even have the money to spend b/c you have been “saving” to get to the $4,800. Why dont you use that money to buy something nice for your wife to make up for being a dumbass!
I disagree … Simply ask crystal what the up charge is for adding the wife and voila! Problem solved!
Sorry ….. 1 hr date? By the time you order you drink at dinner…. Times up! Welcome to LA ….
Crystal do yourself a favor and get your nose done. You are putting on weight now that you are almost 30 and it makes you nose look big. Lose the 10 pounds you gained and get the nose done. Nobody wants to pay top dollar for a fat hooker.
I didn’t realize you could go into space for an alien for under 5 grand. Amazing.
Self post. No one this stupid has $4,800.
Your wife should leave you, you are a joke of a husband. Poor girl
Crystal is a diseased old cunt. She photoshops herself so much that you could have a heart attact when you see how ugly she is in real life. She has no true friends and all her family members disowned her because she is a meth addict whore. Get over yourself miss kunts. Photoshop is for liars- are your pathetic self post shows how desperate and lame you truly are.
Crystal kuns is a 33 year old escort who smokes on her meth pipe all day and photoshops her pictures. She has given numerous men herpes and her p*ssy smells like rotten tuna. She dresses like a train wreck tranny in hopes to one day be Pamela Anderson. Sorry crystal you will never be a playmate, only a washed up junkie who is on sugar daddy websites and spreads her legs on webcam.
It took you 18 months to save 5k?
go ahead and go on your date that you have to save up for, once you find out she’s a bitch and she finds out you’re broke what do you think is going to happen? this chick isn’t going to stay with your retarded ass and neither is your wife. It’s pretty pathetic when a married considers fucking/spending time with another woman an “opportunity” and is afraid he’ll regret his whole life if he doesn’t. you’re so disgustingly pathetic. You don’t deserve a wife, let alone any remorse for your situation. boo hoo!
Says she gave him herpes and he had to hide from her psycho ass. As good friends I know all her dirty secrets like how she let a dog hump her bareback. He found her bottle of Valtrex and was horrified
hahaha…noo way, she really let a dog hump her??when was this…
Crystal got punched in the mouth by her ex. I hope she she has her teeth fixed now. She got to drive her sugardaddies Aston Martin for a measly day. Fronting like it was hers, HA! She is the Hollywood joke, nobody takes her seriously. old haggard and washed up.
^ what a loser 18 months for 4800 dollars damn this guy sounds like a keeper! What a loser and most likely this is a SELF POST.
18 months to save $4,800? Ouch. This can’t be real. Self post. Stop spreading the herp beeeoottccchhh
Your wife is contemplating leaving you? She’s stronger (or would this be weaker?) than me, cause I’d totally leave your sorry ass, and not even feel bad about it.
so, your married, and rather than use that money to build your marriage, your ‘legacy’ if you will, use that money to fix the house etc…you are dumb enough to blow 5grand on some used up HOOKER because her pics make your dick tingle? you are a fool man! what happens once your all done with the hour? your out all that money! she goes off to her next client! reconsider, but do your wife a favor, LEAVE HER you dont deserve her
This is just a self post by crystal herself to stir up more clients, business must be slow
Crystal is beautiful and you guys are clearly jealous!
Says Crystal
She is ugly and fake. I wouldn’t have her for an hour even if she were free. Nobody wants a whore.
Old Hookers are gross..Young fresh hookers are much better…
It is all good. Save more money, find a more attractive girl in Vegas, and bring your wife. It will be the best night of your life and well worth the money.
Let your wife pick the girl in Vegas. It is critical that she like her.
it’s a damn shame that your wife is only CONTEMPLATING leaving your douche a$$, as you clearly don’t deserve her….
I think guys who pay for prostitutes (escort is a lighter word for the filth they all are) are closest homos, they get off on hookers who has a 100 dicks in them a day. so technically they are all fucking each other. their job is to suck dick how is that attractive?? hahaha god youre such a loser
LMFAO damn..look how involved and concerned all you minions get over a totally fabricated BS post …you sheep are sheer entertainment to me…baaaaaaa baaaaaa
Dumb prostitute
Helenke ? Isnt that Helen? I booked that girl for cheap years ago Haha She’s hardly one to talk.
Just because she hooks doesn’t mean she is a homewrecker
I 100% AGREE with nik on this one! Why would you EVER say vows to one when your saving behind her back to pay for this busted hoe? Even if your wife wasn’t a dime to look at, you decide to spend your hard earned money on this tramp? I hope from the bottom of my heart your wife realizes what a piece of trash you are and leaves you for someone who will honestly give her the emotional support she needs. She deserves WAY better than your middle school/wish you could/rockstar dreams piece of s*** self! GROW THE F*uck up & MAN UP TO YOUR WIFE!!!!!
Yeah, the wife is making a smart move leaving this fool. Let his whore put up with his broke, pathetic dumb ass. If I was his wife, I’d lose weight, find a new job, divorce his ass and take him for all he’s got. Then I take myself to a nice peaceful vacation into somewhere exotic
Your wife should have left a long time ago because you’ve been saving for 1.5 years to spend an hour with a hooker. Not to mention that you had to spend 1.5 years to spend an hour with a hooker.
She looks like some kind of Persian cat ran into Nicki Minaj, idk dam her face is wide as hell…..quasimodo-ish. If u were my dude op u would be picking ur teeth up off the floor while u cried about being robbed of ur cash. Ur a lil p*ssy b*tch and ur wife deserves waaaaay better. U checked out a long time ago and ur delesional as hell (not to mention broke).
I can’t believe this is real. Either Kunts did this herself, or some retarded friend of hers did this. If you break the cost down, Kunts really isn’t making much on the deal, and we ALL know, that she banks, by her own submission, $$$$$$$$ off of her webcam scam. I have heard through the grape vine, that she really isn’t all that great in the sheets. Just my thoughts. You decide.
* If you notice on her latest pics, you can see the multi layers of camo she must sludge on her face to just look reasonable.
she isn’t…but she does give head like a champ !
I feel sorry for her. She truly thinks she has the whole world believing that what SHE says she is, she really is. Actor/Director. You said a few measly lines in a few commercials, a voice over when you were just a kid. That’s it Crys. Your whole fab life is in your head dear. Any, and I mean ANY, female can spread them for cash. Why do you lower yourself? To appear to live the high life? No one believes you Crys. You are a pathological liar. I just feel sorry for you. And why don’t you take some of that money and get a nose job. Really, you’re going to continue to sport that nose in the future. Just give it up girl, and become real.
I’ve hung with Crystal a few times and she’s a sweet girl. I feel sorry for her because she’s a lost soul and a poser. My family has money so I can always smell the bullshit miles away. I’m now sober, pregnant and happily engaged and I can’t be seen nor do I care to engage myself with people of this caliber. I wish nothing but the best for her
She let me put it in for $150 and a Louis Vuitton bag. Try to talk her down, I’m sure she will give you a good bargain
L M A O @ BUMMER((u got ripped off buddy))
Looks nothing like that in person. She has meth eyebrows., horrible skin, nasty razor teeth, platypus nose and a gallon of makeup. She should have been the Dirty Celeb with the name Adobe
You sir are retarded…
Crystal Kuns is 40, shouldn’t she be in the cougar section
hahah…DEFINITELY A SELF POST..you can tell from the lack of creativity and education in the writing of the post .That is exactly how a dumb ass trying to write as another dumb ass would sound!!! hahaha.WHAT A WHORE WILL DO FOR ATTENTION NOW DAYS !!
the girl friend experience huh? …in that case she should pay you fool…BELIEVE ME !!