THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet 19 year old Burberry model, Cara Delevingne. I always see you searching for girls who are nanny-worthy. Do you think she’d make the cut? Something about her smile tells how much of a freak in the sack she really must be. I would die to have her.
We would have to do something about the eyebrows before the Nanny interview.- nik
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HELL NO!! Her eyebrows are the best part!
Wth?!?Do you have an eyebrow fetish???
She needs to lose about 30 pounds.
She is a porker.
The eyebrows, the lips, the crackhead figure…scares the sh*t out of me.
She’s one of the world’s top models at the moment, I’m pretty sure she has no interest in being nik’s nanny…..
If she’s a “top model,” then I’m killing myself. Chick is beat.
the freakier they look the better.
She kinda has this Amber Valletta thing going on.
Those eyebrows though….
Give me a break… yuk.
She is also crazy, and cut her own throat at a party with a butter knife. She has a serious drug problem. Not to be trusted around anyone’s child.
I like how people say “yuck” but youd kill to have a body and a career like hers
Body? She’s a bag of sticks and splinters. YUK
I bet her breath has a hint of puke.
really? just the eyebrows? not the creepy, joker-like smile?
She needs a sandwich, some ice cream, and a nice expensive set of tittays. Unless of course u like the 12 year old boys body look, then shes perfect.
Didn’t she date Harry Styles for awhile? Nik, do you really want One Direction’s leftovers?
This girl is busted. She is all bone and looks like she is too weak to stand up. A lot of models like these look terrible in real life.
if Jaime Pressly and Emma Watson had a son who wanted to be a girl. this is what it would look like
this is freaking hilarious. and great. and correct.
You bitches wish you were a million dollar making supermodel.
She makes money in England where they enjoy scrawny male looking female models
This girls face is beat and her body looks strange to say the least
she is a toothpick. can i get her some food?
She looks like a female Heath Ledger’s version of the Joker.
2nd pic: Why So Serious?
Thought the same. Lol. Ledger, is that you?
is she wearing the joker make up from the dark knight?
Those eyebrows have wiiiiinnngghs!!!!
Her eyebrows is what made her hot in the modeling industry to begin with. It’s different, and that’s probably what got her so many jobs. I agree they should be thinner, but they’re very Lily Collins-esque.
Just saw this girl in a Cosmo advert for DKNY jeans. She is stunning in an unconventional way. Love her look!