THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet 19 year old Burberry model, Cara Delevingne. I always see you searching for girls who are nanny-worthy. Do you think she’d make the cut? Something about her smile tells how much of a freak in the sack she really must be. I would die to have her.
We would have to do something about the eyebrows before the Nanny interview.- nik