THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off lemme say that I am a huge fan of Jessica Shores and her music. I have seen almost all of her live performances…her and her dancers always put on the best shows. Anyway, I guess I’m kinda like a celebrity stalker. Weird I know, but whatever.

So let me get down to it. My friends asked me to go to some dive bar in Orange, California called Chaser’s. Lo and behold, there was Jessica Shores with her groupies. They were drinking and singing. As Jessica went up to the karaoke guy to submit the song she was gonna sing, I seized the moment and approached her to say hi. I was so nervous!! I asked for a photo with her and she smiled and said “of course!”. She was so sweet to me….one of the nicest girls I’ve ever talked to. So here is where it gets fun….she actually let me hang out with her and her friends!!! I was so stoked.

As the night went on, we all sang songs and kept drinking. I actually sang a song, lol. I never sing, but something about being with Jessica gave me the courage to get up there and go for it. I sucked, but at least I tried. So we all got plastered, and Jessica started…get this…MAKING OUT WITH HER DANCERS! It was super hot. So are you ready for the best part? Here goes…..They invited me back to their hotel and I got to watch them make out, fondle and lick each other and Jessica wore a strap on and screwed the sh*t out of them girls. I thought I died and went to heaven! I’m getting excited just writing about it.

So here is the burning question that has been bothering me ever since that night. I think Jessica Shores might be a lesbian. Just something about the way she acted toward me and the way she acted in the hotel room. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this??? Please…anybody…just let me know!!! I have been dying to know because I want to know if I should even bother asking her out to dinner. THANK YOU FOR ANY REPLIES AND INFORMATION!!!!!!

I have never heard of this chick. Is she a pornstar?- nik