Jessica Green For Valentines Day
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was browsing online for V-Day gifts for my boyfriend when I stumbled across who I’m pretty sure is Jessica Green modelling for Aussie lingerie company Triumph. I personally used to think she was pretty hot but I don’t think these pics are very flattering… shes looking pretty soft and a bit average. What do you think Nik? Any of these pics changing your mind?
Why are her boobs so small?- nik
because INSTAGRAM is the only ‘modelling job’ that allows ‘models’ to wear tripple padded bras. She has thick thighs, is FUCKING HUGE, taller than most guys, and is beyond average, nik i suggest the DA start a poll to STOP publishing Jessica Green posts, its soooo lame
Bitch is hot. Stop being jelly.
Theres no denying that she’s a pretty girl but without all of the photoshop, angles and instagram filters she just looks average
Weird how some women’s boobs can go from a D or F cup to a B cup and back again. Even weirder how they’re okay with falsely representing themselves.
Men, please stop basing your attraction to a woman on how she looks in a picture. It’s all lies, a moment of beauty easily attained by most women who know their angles.
Same with faces — a woman can have a narrow face in her pictures and wide chipmunk cheeks in real life. Be careful out there, guys and gals!
again with this chick. omfg.
and did you realize ask why her boobs are small? why are you a small man, nik? why is the sky big?
again with this chick. omfg.
and did you really ask why her boobs are small? why are you a small man, nik? why is the sky big?
In my professional opinion, we probably wouldn’t sign this girl at my agency. I don’t really think she would work all that much (work as in real modeling jobs, not promo work or look books).
We can tell by what you just wrote that you are not a part of any agency and are insanely jealous of this girl.
I think Nik should ban all Jessica Green posts until her bf lets her be a guest on NRR.
I look at this girl and think, “she’s pretty and everything, but she doesn’t do anything for my greg.”
She is one of those girls you marry, not rub it out to.
She’s OK. But that’s it ok.
Her thighs are HUGE!!
I don’t know why, but that picture where she’s pretending to run really pisses me off. You’re not fooling anyone skank.
Her boobs are so small to make me sad…
Anyway I think Nik is weird with this whole ITG thing but look at her running pic there is no way she has Niks raved about 4 finger ITG.
Her face looks photoshopped into these bodies. These pics look weird.
must be something to do with her fat legs and face that makes her look disilusional