LA, Hide Your Rabbits

February 26, 2013 Los Angeles, Newport 48 9,118 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Nikki Lavelle, the girl who thinks it’s unique to brag about wearing red sole shoes, while living in Beverly Hills. FYI Nikki- the heel height is from six seasons ago, so you are only indicating that you have not been able to land a sugar daddy to purchase you new ones, in years. If you do luck out and bang some old, ugly moron again, I would first update your wardrobe; knock-off Herve Ledger dresses are an obvious sign of a financial spiral. Did anyone ever tell you drug abuse ages the body? 26 going on 60? And when you got your lips injected(over and over again), did they take the fat from your derriere? They should probably put it back…you can use some cushion. While your at it, go get your breasts re-augmented; it’s sad that you still has to post pictures in the victorias secret push-up bra(which adds 2 cup sizes). Maybe if you fix these things, you can save all the time and energy you waste on the heavy editing/photoshop. And how long will you continue to post about “famous” people you supposedly dated? Face the facts- You blew a Dlist actor one night, he never called you again and now you legit stalk him. You are the 2013 version of Glenn Close! Anyone can be a rebound and you will always be a “hit it and quit it” gal, because you’re three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and no relevant person in LA has time for a mess like you! Oh and please keep telling the world you slept with your ex-boyfriend\’s best-friend/roommate while he was sleeping upstairs. That makes you trash. No one wants to date a dumpster.

Datings a bold statement after a couple of hours..- nik