THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Dirty Army, this here is Lara a career waitress. If you’ve been to some bar in Montreal, chances are this thick-hipped h*e has been there. She doesn’t last long in places because she tends to get “overly friendly” with customers. She really works for her tips including sitting on my best friends lap and grinding him while her boyfriend waited for her to finish her shift in his car outside. She likes to refer to herself as “Lara the Great” and from what I’ve heard she’s got a pretty great, hot and sloppy mouth.

Keep sucking in.- nik