THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi, Nik This girl is named Erin Ahern. This bootydoo “belly sticks out more then her booty do” is our town bar fly, slut. She has slept with all the cowboys and every guy in this town! My boys call her “who hasn’t” cause everyone has a turn. She works at Cattlemens so she can meet more cowboys to fck. Beef bitch, your whats for dinner. What do you guys think about her? She’s 24 but looks like 40 to me!!!! Isn’t your most recent dive a trainer? If you chomped on some celery as much as you choked on dick you may look half way decent. Don’t think your special though honey who turns down leftovers? Maybe your weekend trips should be to the gym from now on? Happy hunting.

her pits would be sucking those +2′s up if it weren’t for her arms.  aka, refund gap.- nik