THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok kids.. if you happen to see this little number trampin around any and all major cities, be warned. she is a psyyco bitch. She’s done more drugs than Jim Morrison and McJagger combined and is a total freak now. she thinks she’s hot shit cause her dads some douchy film director, but she wasn’t pretty enough or something to go into acting and now desperately tries to get porn gigs. she calls herself an “artist” and a “goth” cause a psychic told her she was posessed by some demon. so now she’s all tortured and all she does is sit in her room and write shitty poetry about boyz she likes and will never have a chance with. she’s probably going to die soon.. but whatever she told me it’d be a relief. probably good for the world too. ugh, lorelei linklater is fcking confuzed sonuvabitch she’l give you a great time but she’s a fcking evil maniac.

There’s something about those heart shape lips chicks pencil in that makes me think they have a T.O.D’s…don’t do it.- nik