THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Jamie Patrice Bernard he is a local karaoke host around the city of Hamilton Ontario. He is also one of the biggest douche bags on the face of god’s green earth. If you have a girlfriend and he thinks he can pick her up he will honestly start doing right in front of your face, he doesn’t even try to be discrete about it. I’ll give him one thing he does own his own equipment and probably makes a decent amount of cash doing what he does, but on the other hand his personality is completely fucked. He seems to think his shit doesn’t stink and that he’s god’s gift to everyone. He’ll act all big and tough online talking shit but in person he does a complete 180. His old karaoke handle was Bon Stewart , some sort of reference to the fact that he think he looks like a combination of Bon Jovi and Rod Stewart. The fact that he tries to pick up other men’s women everywhere proves that he has a serious emotional problem of some sort. The girls he usually does end up taking home look like something my dog puked up after eating a pound of shrooms. I wouldn’t be surprised if he hasn’t caught one or more things that he can’t wash off. Fair warning to any and all people that run into this douche nozzle, if you bring your girl around him he’ll 99% of the time try and pick her up.
he’s like a mix between Zach Morris and Rod Stewart(in the 70′s).- nik