Love At First Sight
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Huge fan here. Really appreciate the breath of fresh air you bring to stuck up American society. Love the brutal honesty and no bullsh*t approach. Bet you hear that all the time, huh? Anyway, was looking through some fashion blogs and came across this girl – a 21 year old designer and student from Minsk. If I could rearrange my face I want I would look like her. The lips, eyes, the teeny nose, her hair – in my opinion perfection.
Something is wrong with her teeth, I can tell by her protruding wisdom teeth cheeks.- nik
Maybe she has TMJ.. My teeth are close to perfect but I have TMJ, which swells my jaw and gives me a chipmunk face like hers. Invest in a night guard, is my advice.
I have TMJ jaw also and it sucks. I even get the scary lock jaw and I cant open my mouth very wide because of it
She has very nice shoes
She probably used a manual lip plumper. She’s good looking, but has no sex appeal though.
Her lack of facial expression isn’t a good look
Damn I’d kill for that hair, wonder if its real or not?
I think her hair is fantastic but I wish she’d smile or something. The blank look doesn’t do much for her.
Why… She isn’t ugly but she isn’t THAT hot either. Her cheeks look weird and she looks perpetually confused.