Loving my Sloppy Seconds

February 19, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, St. Louis 8 6,101 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wow! Let me tell you what a surprise I had this morning. This skank-a-tron’s name is Nitosha Ozment, and apparently she’s fcking my ex-husband. I was just going through some old messages on my Facebook, and saw a message from this hoe in my archived files. First of all, I’ve been split from my ex “husband”, Joshua Borders, going on a decade now. No regrets WHAT SO EVER!!! So, why do you think this bitch has the nerve to message me on what would’ve been our 10 year wedding anniversary (had I not come to my senses and kicked his bitch ass to the curb) to tell me thanks for my anniversary present? Look, you simple bitch, had you not reminded me that it was our anniversary I’d have not known any different. However, he’s your man now (thank God) and yet he’s still tripping over me?? I’m really glad that you’re enjoying my leftovers. But, keep in mind, there’s a ton of reasons I left his stupid, corn fed ass. And I DON’T want him back… PERIOD!! Nitosha, instead of worrying about me, worry about him!! Speaking of worrying… You may want to go get your vagina inspected to make sure you’re not getting bumps like he has.. LMFAO!!! “I can’t believe you’d rather fck a troll than your own husband.” Right, and I can’t believe that you didn’t notice the wart farm he’s growing on his cock.. But that’s what you get when you change your girlfriends more than you do your underwear.

You can tell she leads an uneventful life if she’s searching for drama.- nik