THE DIRTY ARMY: He calls himself Eduardo Scissorhands. He frequents Eddies V’s, other high-end restuarants and lounges in the West Ave/Galleria areas. He targets attractive successful women. At first you may think he’s gay… But he could possibly be straight or bi. This is still an unanswered question. Mr.Scissorhand’s first question is “what do you do for a living?” If you meet his criteria as his next prey… Your credit card will/ tab will suffer the consequences. Once he finds a target that he likes his con-artist personality start to show up. He brags about is PHD and his success. He will smother you with his presence and never leave you alone. Drink and food will be then added to your tab by him… His unsuspecting victims will not know… until he slides out the back door.Scissorhands will be targeting his next victim another day. Be careful and watch your tab/bill. Oh! He likes to eat your dinner too. He will literally cut into a steak you ordered and devour it mean while YOU are paying for it! Gold Diggers are not just women they are men too! Ladies watch your wallets!!

Nobody ever suspects ‘the gay friend’.- nik