THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Geri Zuidema aka “Deenii Zee”. She is a Melbourne crystal meth addict who is obsessed with selfies and kik messenger which is where I met her. She gave me her mobile number one night and the next night she was sucking my greg. You’d think that her big lips would make her good at sucking Greg.  We had sex and and I could not climax. Talk about a dissapointment. What do you think Nik?

I tried that KIK app. It sucks.- nik