Michel Beetz The Ultimate Catfish
THE DIRTY ARMY: Oh nik do I have a story for you! Once there was a bespecled, pimple faced, skinny nerd who wanted to live a real life. So he googled his name and found out he shared it with Michel van Beetz of Elite Models. He decided to become that person. He went to the Salvation Army and picked up a suit. He purchased knock off sun glasses (yes, he wears them at night) and made some free vista print business cards. He lives two lives now. He works at a car dealership in Oak Lawn by day and preys on young naive model wanna bees at night. He has a steady flow of women and over 3,000 likes on his facebook. Well his cocky posts were a bit too extravagant and obnoxious and I found out he is a fraud. Normally I’d feel sorry for him but he is talking trash about the industry and people he doesn’t even know. His fan page [removed]
Sloots never question a suit, its like the blond hair effect on guys.- nik
This was posted by the biggest liar herself Stormie Judith Perry. Google her you’ll see her embarrassing mugshot photo, you’ll see her nude pics and that she’ll suck anyone’s D for some coke also does everyone know she used to be like 250lbs??? And she’s now like 130 cuz she did so many drugs? Oh we’ll now you do! She’s also always on fb liking everyone’s status’s and pics bc she’s so lonely and wants to start over with “better” people but everyone knows she’s a stupid dead beat mom and her ex is a fat chink who treated her like shit cuz she’s such a slut!!
Listen Jenn.. I know that this probably hurts your feeling since you have slept with him already in hopes of making it as a makeup artist but you have to look at the obvious. Have you ever watched Cat Fish the show? You can Google Image Search.. Search his photos, they all belong to someone else. The photo of a bag of money is stolen from an article about an arrest in which a large bag of money was found.. The pic of his personal chef, is a stock photo from a website building site. The images of models are from models.comm – You can click “check in” from your desk top comp on FB and check in anywhere you want. He checked in at Mercedes Benz fashion week from his desk top, I tested it out on my own FB to make sure. He is FAKE
Why would stormie care about this guy? I think you’re just throwing out names
Lmao, I hope this is true because its fucking hilarious if it is…
I am confused though, if he’s a fake then why does his picture say “elite”
Because you can water mark anything! There’s an app on my phone for water marking pix! Hahaha so funny
I actually put him up on the dirty! Michel tricked me into talking to his ugly creepy socially awkward pimpled face because he told me he worked for Elite Models. Well I found out there is a Michel van Beetz working for Elite and that guy is hot and has a real facebook and if you google his name you can see him at actual Elite events. Google image this freaks photos THEY ARE STOCK IMAGES! Seriously people it takes 5 google searches to find the truth for yourself. I’ve alerted Elite (an actual reputable company) and they responded back to me they are taking action against him. They don’t want some lonely desperate for p*ssy nut job pretending he is throwing parties under their name and taking advantage of dumb girls like Jenn.
WTF?!?! I KNOW THAT LOSER I USED TO WORK WITH HIM AT FORD!!! WE ALL BUSTED HIS BALLS HE DEF AINT NO MODELING MANAGER HAHAHAHAHAHA His name is Michael Shemmel!!! Here is his info LOL! TOO FUNNY Cat fish FO REAL!!
Michael Schemmel
Business Development Manager
Packey Webb Ford
2150 W. Ogden Ave.
Downers Grove, Illinois 60515
United States
Again, Stormie striking back with her fake name “anna polish princess” i mean really?? get real we all know its you. as if making fake profiles adding people isnt enough, while u were in custody a couple days ago my newfeed was blowing up w your pics and everyone putting u on blast
stormie stormie stormie stormie dumb whore get that dick out of your mouth so u can come back with a better come back
that dumb whore still exists lol all shes good for is fucking peoples bf’s i called her work the other day to get her fired lol stupid bitch
All the stormie comments are the same typing and seconds after one another. So obviously this creepy dude! Lol
We are all cracking up here on the sales floor!! We always knew you were WEIRD BRO!!
Listen you stupid 12 year old c*nt.. THERE IS NO STORMIE, he is making everything up. Have you ever watched the show CATFISH? Let me dumb things down for you a bit… You can Google Image search his images to check if the images exist anywhere else on the internet. You know that picture of a plastic bag full of money? That is stolen from the internet, an article about a drug bust and the photo is the money found at the crime scene. The photo of his personal chef? That’s a stock photo you can use when building your website. ALLL the modeling photo? Those are all stolen from Models.com if you actually look into the models he is claiming ELITE represents you will find that ELITE DOESNT EVEN REP THEM! They are represented by another company. You have to be a complete brain dead retard to really think his ugly a$$ has anything to do with the real industry. He has been pulling this crap since MYSPACE. ELITE doesnt even exist in Chicago anymore as they were bought by FACTOR WOMEN. I want you to go to your facebook and look at the status bar… if you click “place” you can literally put any place in the world you want. I am sitting at my house in Schaumburg and it will allow me to check in at Fashion Week.. This is how he is “checkin in” at all these places. If you notice… CLASSIC CAT FISH RED FLAGS… the nerdy f*ck doesnt have any mobile uploads or photos of himself at any events except busted chicago clubs… He is a FAKE.. I know you are defending him bc you probably have s*cked him off so many times in hopes of him helping you make it in the industry and now seeing that you did all that for nothing is making you ill.. I know it hurts Jenn, but you have to face it. He is not real. His name is Michael Shemmel and he works 40+ hours a week for a car dealershship. The real Michel Van Beetz lives over seas, google MICHEL VAN BEETZ and feast your eyes on the handsome long haired stud who is the REAL Michel Van Beetz, not this ginger fag*ot.
lol stormie why do you keep replying with fake names? you obviously got that info off google. you fucking psycho nobody cares if hes fake, clearly only you do since when you got arrested for stalking him a couple days ago cops reported back to him that u had pics of him up in ur room everywhere. and he doesnt lie to girls to go anywhere u pathetic whore ur just mad he embarassed u outside of proof and u went home crying. come back to chicago again bitch anywhere u go ppl will recognize u and put ur ass back on blast
LOL!! Mike Shemmel I know no girls would cry over you.. Internet sales representative! HAHAHA
stormie liking her own comments lmfao ^^^^
STORMIE JUDITH PERRY IS A FUCKING SLUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT “MICHAEL BEETZ” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like the op is an idiot. Google before falling for some “agents” tricks. Everyone knows that
I work for BMG Models and personally know Michel… He lives in the Netherlands… Here is the link the the real profile.. https://www.facebook.com/michel.vanbeetz
TO CLARIFY THIS IS THE REAL MICHEL VAN BEETZ! THE PIMPLE GINGER IN THE PHOTOS LIVES IN OAK LAWN!
Lmfao, i’m dying right now. That Stormie girl is such a slut whoever posted that is so right shes always liking everyones shit on my newsfeed i see it everyday. I cant find her fb right now she prob deleted it but yeah i had no idea who this bitch even was until one day I saw her blowing up my newsfeed liking pics of ugly guys and liking everyones status’s what a desperate slut!
hahahahahaha
That bitch would hit me up on fb all the time messaging me saying she wanted to come over and fuck me i even planned out a day when i was gunna have her over , fuck her then have her drop me off at this other girls house hahaha
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH THIS GUY GET OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND STOP ARGUING WITH YOUR KEYBOARD ITS CLEARLY YOU RESPONDING WITH DIFF NAMES ^^^^^^^^^^^ GO FIND A REAL JOB AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAUGHTER YOU STUPID WHORE
I love that you have to make a fake stalker. Look at you. Who the heck would stalk you?!!! Lmao you’re a nerdy ginger. Stormie does not exist. You know exactly who I am. PS buy some deodorant next time to meet a model for an “interview”. You smell like sh*t
Ok, I will pretend to be “Stormie” Mr Cat Fish Fantasy LOL You’re just mad bc someone is calling you out!
Ok we get it, Stormie might be the biggest drug addicted hook in the whole wide world but that doesn’t change the fact that this guy is a fake right? Let’s go back to the reason we are all here today. Soooo why did you do it dude?
Who cares stormie ain’t no model so why is she trying to talk to a guy who supposedly is from Elite in the first place
WHO CARES IF HES FAKE STORMIES A DUMB SLUT!
THOUGHT SHE WAS! HA THAT BITCH AINT NO MODEL ROFL
Does she have model mayhem? I think she deleted fb
Stormie doesn’t exist! LMFAO
Clearly this douche canoe is having a panic attack because this fake world he has built up around him is crashing down. Mike Shemmel.. GET A LIFE!!
haha that’s what you get for trying to sleep your way to success. More power to this guy.
Haaa too funny I was just on here randomly and my psycho ex pops up “stormie” yuppppp whoever just said all that stuff bout her is rite man that bitch is such a psycho still fckin obsessed w/me I let her and her friend do a line of coke off my d**** big slut fosho don’t fuck that botch unless u want stds
We get it so some girl Stormie posted this and has been replying comments under diff names lol wow what a paycho and apparently she doesn’t know what CATFISH means either. He might not be who he says he is but at least he’s using his real photos you dumb c**t that’s not catfish bc you’ll go to his house and what you see in the photos is what you get minus occupation. This isn’t even about Michel anymore. Clearly if stormie didn’t care or “exist” she wouldn’t be so mad still repying trying to defend herself
Have you seen Catfish? People have used pictures of themselves and lied about money, occupations, sex ect. Clearly this is Michel using a fake name defending himself. Notice how all these “Stormies” never try to defend herself? Not once has someone came here and tried to defend Stormie’s honor. However there have been a bunch of “people” trying to defend ugly pimple freak. In fact why don’t you post Stormie on the dirty? Make a whole post about her and what a low down scumbag she is. Because Stormie doesn’t exist! Who the fuck is named Stormie anyhow? Sounds an awful lot like a made up name to fit into a made up world.
If a guy that ugly is fooling girls using his real photos that’s crazy more power to him
Thats my ex gf she used to come over and do lines on my d**** she a slut fosho (stormie)
haaaaaa my nigga he snapped ^^^^^
I was scrolling down to be like who cares if he’s fake this is the dumbest post ever then I saw all the comments that this was posted by some dumb whore I went to beauty school with. I just wanna confirm that everything those people are saying above is totally true, that girl smells so bad and she would sleep with anyone it’s true her ex was Asian nd fat and he did treat her like crap. It’s also true she dated Johnny p who also hates her because she’s a crazy stalker and said her pussy smells like rotten cheese also I saw her out a couple weekends ago downtown (not going to say where) but she was with an ugly crew of like trannys they were all fat. They were standing there hoping guys would cone up to then we were in te corner watching then making fun of her, i made sure everyone knew not to take that std infested slut home. That girl is a complete joke it’s funny how she posted this about that fake Elite guy and it turned into a post about her lol
She looks real dumb right now for exposing her business that this nerd used her lol I mean how dumb can girls be stop letting ugly rich guys suck up your values
Except he ain’t rich he drives a dodge stratus
He looks like nerd damn you gotta watch out for nerds these days apparently now they’re chasing whores
This is crazy, dude needs help. I hope he doesn’t hurt himself over this mess. If you say he has been doing this since MySpace, he probably has it imbedded in his mind that he really is rich and too good for everyone.. I looked at his profile (the fake one) and saw all the crude comments he is posting about the modeling industry. He has mental issues and they need to be addressed – Mike Shimmil or whatever your name is.. You don’t need this make believe world anymore. I talk to someone who can help you quit and make a real life for yourself.
Why is stormie acting like she isnt real? You may act like your kid isnt real by negelcting her and not being there for her because your dumbass gets arrested all the time, but Stormie Judith Perry is a real live person. Who just got caught up so she deleted facebook
Fuk you!!!!!
Um no, this is Chi town bitch if you’re here its our business if you put yourself out there like a slut trying to do porn that’s our business too because you MADE it out our business you wanna act all hard behind your computer when in real life when you come out to these clubs you’re a big hairy pussy won’t say shit, wont do shit you’re done backdown you’re fucking dismissed.
I know her too she’s white trailer trash and she smells really bad so sad that she can’t take care of her kid so her mom does she chose sucking d and drugs over making a career and being a good mother. Time to grow up girl cutting hair isn’t going to buy you an apt or support you for the rest of your life
OMG he is so gross! Girls if youre going to be a gold digger be smart about it! I found out the truth about this douche nugget in seconds. It is one thing to try to sleep your way to the top but f*cking an grease ball is another!
Word sister!!!!
So I googled the name above and face booked her. She doesn’t even know you! Nice try using her for your scape goat tho.
I confirmed with Packey Ford that this is MIKE SHEMMEL! So you can stop bringing in this random stalker story. No one would stalk you. Lol look at your nasty face and untailored too big for you Salvation Army suit coat lmao!!!
He is in sales at Nissan, I used to work there.
That makes complete sense Stormie lmfao.
Millionare that don’t have glasses that fit? This is what happens when dude gets bullied in high school. Sad.
What is wrong with everyone on here. Stormie got punked out right to her face LOL. That crazy girl claims she does not do drugs. What a joke. Chicago rocks, but those who have been to the clubs know everyone is fake. Just amazed to see blogs when those posting are the same way in life.
Stormie is on these blogs the most LMFAO.
This site is awesome. Just got word that the drama with Stormie was some dude telling her to piss off. Another makeup girl in area, do not know her name submitted something looking for work. Was told her city is fake and she went crazy. Who cares who this is. What is so stupid is that these attackers will ruin the very name. Tryin to get my boy to find out who this high end client make up artist is? Living in Chicago, she must be a part timer LOL. Stormie is drama 24/7.
Idk y my name is being brought up here?? But y’all can go f. Yourself all u so is talk bad about me to make yourself feel better. Ya I made my mistakes but I don’t do drugs and I’m not a slit
Just to clarify.
I like that even his cigarette is fake. Continuity.
And I even called her out I was like thats not even you in the pictures, and she said no its not. but my gut told me it was Stormie because all Michael complains about is her how she stalked him at PROOF and he called her ugly and got her kicked out they wouldnt let her in and as she was leaving everyone shouted at her calling her a WHORE. So she left with her ugly tranny friends. ALSO, the fake FB NAME IS MARK FARBER. She created a fake location, and evrything and if you look at the likes on that profile they all match stormies. and she even liked ELITE MODELING. Why would a guy like ELITE MODELING ON FB? HE WOULDNT. exactly because it was stormie. You dont do drugs and youre not a slut? But you try going downtown every weekend? YEAH OKAY
Hi Jackie! I remember you too! You want to see your big nose, ugly, man face, fat ass up here next? Too bad I’m still not Stormie! Further more this is not about what a whore Stormie is or how she smokes crack and blows it into her kids face. No one cares! It is just you and Micheal Shimmel under different names posting about her. This post is made to warn retards like yourself about the Catfish. WAKE UP he is a fraud and you will never make it as a makeup artist even if you were friends with the real Michel van Beetz and didn’t live in bo dunk Kentucky. I suggest you take the Micheal Shimmel route and find yourself a day job!
Damn, LOL I didnt know she did lines of coke on dudes. Ratchet ass hoe
Google Michael Schemmel at Nissan of St Charles
Liars and Tigers and I’d drop dead from alcohol poisoning before I had enough Beers to drop my panties.
LMFAO. This site rocks, but people all need to get a life. Mark Faber is Paula something. Crazy women has four profiles? LMFAO.
Like am I the only one that sees that all of the posters replies are in bold? She’s Anna polish princess and she replied fuck you!!! Above. And she’s “mark” and Anna”
You’re welcome
please scroll through this page…..lol
http://nissanofstcharles.com/Meet-Our-Staff.aspx
Wow their ^ internet advisor looks a lot like Mr. Michel Beetz!
This guy tried pulling the Im a head at elite shit with me. Knew he was a fake right off the bat. Anyone who is actually in the industry knows that ‘Elite” in Chicago is not called ‘Elite’ Its FACTOR. Years ago their was a lawsuit about it so it was changed to the present name Factor.
This guy tried pulling the Im a head at elite shit with me. Knew he was a fake right off the bat. Anyone who is actually in the industry knows that ‘Elite” in Chicago is not called ‘Elite’ Its FACTOR. Years ago there was a lawsuit about it so it was changed to the present name Factor.
He really needs help. He is a pathological liar
You really are a strange bird. Do you still let Jasari, your four year old daughter, put butt plugs in her mouth?
Stormie is now pregnant with Johnny’s baby.. The same guy up in those previous comments calling her an Std slut, doing coke off his dick and drama 24/7. They’re also married. She is definitely real unfortunately. It’d be better if she would go somewhere tho bc Chicago hates her. Everyone does. She lets people shit on her chest and gives free BJs at the Burger King she worked at. When she’s not stealing money from people, she takes it from the government and spends it on anal plugs and give them to her ugly kid to suck on after.