Minitruckin Joke
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy needs to go on blast! Dave is a dirty hairy creeper who treats girls like shit. This fat bald ‘mini trucker’ has been single for almost a year slooting around the bar scene bagging on his ex girlfriend for being fat because she dumped him and got all his friends in the breakup. He is nearly 40 but never had a relationship that he didn’t cheat in. He has backacne, manboobs, never leaves the house without a douche hat to hide the fact he has no hair & thinks people like him for his truck. He still whines about his ex on FB where he posts pictures of hot tattooed models. The dude has severe OCD about being clean when he is gross & hairy & as much as he bags on fat girls, he has a secret new girl with giant boobies & drawn on eyebrows. She is just as trashy as he is, needs to spend time with her daughter instead of this wanna be hipster creep. Please warn the city of this one! The only thing he’s good for is fixing your car & being verbally abusive. I have shoes with heels longer than his dick by double. Hope this new fat girl has a Costco card to pick up sanitizer by the gallon & wants to run her hands through his cheating backhair & backacne, the two of them need to check each others phones because both are having text relationships with other people. That’s two fat nasties that deserve each other! I got the popcorn to watch it crash & burn (blubber is highly flammable!)
Fact: this guys never done a deal.- nik
Nah man. Dave would not date this chick! We call him Douche-bag Dave for a reason, guy is an ass but has a sik truck, but his girl is a hot chick with long black hair, not fat either. Met her at a couple times, unless she plucked out her eyebrows & ate another person in less than a couple months this ain’t her. We were all trying to figure out how Douchebag Dave got such hot girls anyway. He wouldn’t date this. No way. No deal. He is gonna flip when he sees this & this chick. He has better taste.
Dont buy it. His GF is a tall pretty thin Asian looking girl, she looks like she has class unlike most of his ex’s. This is fake. Dave might be a total douche but he always dates pretty chicks. he would disgrace his truck by dating her. This post is his jealous ex girlfriend posting shit only she would know. you sleep with half the minitruckers in town and your gonna eventually have to make the loop back around to the ones that will take you back. sure she is just pissed that he wont take her & her fake ass back. She blasted herself on here before. minitruck-scene slut. shut the fuck up & at least get the girl straight.
Give the guy a break. He is a total a**hole but he’s not a bad cat. Never did get how he always seems to get hot girlfriends but the last couple have been pretty girls, he takes them to shows in the scene. I don’t know if he is dating this girl, see her on his FB but they don’t seem to be like that. She is more in his league than the girl he took to Sparks or the one he dated last year, sure both got sick of his dick personality & moved on. Douchebag Dave. That’s some funny stuff there. Take care of the hair pussy! Chicks don’t like that.
Whoa!
Dave doesn’t have a GF. Not since Heather. Girls can see thru his shit. He is broke a** and mean as piss. I don’t know about him dating any hot chicks or taking one to Sparks. His friends won’t even talk to him anymore.
I agree with everyone else. Dave’s girl is on Instagram under the name drinkinpoison. She was always posting pictures of his ugly mug. She went with him to Sparks. She is cute. Not this girl. I’m sure this girl is really cool but just a friend. Dave isn’t a cheater. A douche yes, but seemed to really be into his girl. She was really sweet, also agree out of his league but giving him the starry eyes. This is someone just trying to break them up. Not cool. Let him be happy, he finally has a nice girl. The chick before her was a mean slut who just passes herself around the mimitruckers. She was on here before for being a slut.This sh*t sucks. Go check out his girl, she is pretty.
ya all are wrong. This is Daves current interest because what else can he get. He broke up with that last girl. saw her out in the club a couple weeks ago. my boy tried to get with her and she said she is single but that she thought he was friends with her ex and wouldnt give up her number, wouldnt say who her ex was but we asked around. we aint friends anymore. guy has major issues. he fucks girls over. how the f*ck do these hot girls end up with a loser like that. i want to know his secret. he only hits gold about once a year but the last girl was smokin cute & in a hot little top dancing with guys all over her. heather was hot to. what do they see in this bald fat broke f*ck with his crap tattoos. whats up bra? douche. and leave cassie alone. she is a cool chick. she needs to stay away from dave. she may not be skinny but she is cooler than any girl he deserves. he ruins girls for the rest of us with his tiny dick. is it in yet bra? do you take off the stupid hat to f*ck bra?
This might be the new girl on Douchebag Dave’s arm cause he isn’t with the hot chick anymore. DD is a free agent. Let him be. Be nice to the girl with the cookie. He doesn’t always have to date hot chicks.
Damn bra! Shave that fur. Reals chicks ain’t down with that. He ain’t tagged in all those IG pics no more but one. He aint with that girl no more, She dumped him to the curb. Dave’s gotta get lovin where he can. Truck already sits low this girl ain’t gonna hurt it. Dude quit losing all the pretty girls, your dick must be golden for them to stay with your ugly mug as long as they do. Dating within your league is a good bet anyhow. She has cookies. She looks like a woman that will pack ya a lunch. Legit. Don’t let the haters hate on you. Truck is sick and just cause you lost the cute bjork lookin chick doesn’t mean you should give up on finding the real deal. Maybe you just need this booty call to get you through. Chin up. Get your tranny fixed before summer.
Dude. Good to know that’s his ex. Saw her in the Riot Room looking like Bjork but dressed like Bettie Paige. Sexy septum & Monroe piercings, those bangs. I almost sent homeboy a message that his girl was out n the only hot girl in the bar but then watched her blow guy after guy off n figured she was a good girl. Stayin true to her man just havin a good time. My friend that was spinning even tried to pick her up. If I’da known she was fair game I woulda hit that. Those hips, she can move, sky high red heels. He should keep the Girl Scout cookie girl up there, son leave the hot girls for the men and like everyone else pointed out, hit the ones in your league. I gotta get on Instagram, that’s where the f’in chicks hang out.
Why with those stupid looking glasses? Wanna be hipster minitrucker? When two rediculously dressed groups meet you get Dave here. He should feel lucky to have this girl. Any girl. He looks like a tool and she looks DTF. Perfect! (Shudders at the thought of this girl naked) thought he had the DRD anyway. Just cause your on Valtrex doesn’t mean your safe.
Im not afraid to put my name here like all you pussies. This whole thing is horrible & mean. Im getting blamed for this. Obviously whoever wrote this doesnt know Dave very well as he hadnt been single for the past year. I dated him but we broke up a while ago. All I see about the minitruck scene is mean judgemental people. Let me clear a couple things up. Ive never heard him be verbally abusive. Ive never heard him call his ex fat or make fun of peoples weight. He obviously doesnt date ugly girls because he isnt ugly. If a guy doesnt have any body hair thats creepy, its not like he is chewbacca. He isnt fat. Thats messed up. He doesnt have gross backne, I dont think he would cheat on a girl. That girl up there is beautiful. I dont know who she is but if he is dating her thats fabulous. You say something mean about a girl and she will never forget it. You should be ashamed. Here it is out in the open, I think this girl georgous and you people should look in the mirtor, ugly inside is the worst kind of ugky. Stop getting involved in other peoples relationships and let people be happy. Dont be jealous and make up lies to bring other people down. Put your name on your mean comments cowards. Stop blaming me for this. Anyone that knows me knows how I feel about mean words and self esteem, I wouldnt wish this on someone I hate let aline someone I used tocare about and someone I dont even know.
Girl you are hot. You look like a suicide girl for sure & those eyes are amazing
To all the people blaming this post on Karena, she blasted to all her friends how messed up this is & that Dave’s new girl is hot & to check her out & tell her the truth. She would never try to bring another girl down like this. No way & last time I checked she was into a guy that worked at JJ’s.
I was with her at Twin City when that f*uck hit on her, they were talkin about IG & he was scrolling thru hers & saw a pic, said he knew Dave & started talking shit. She told him she doesn’t like to talk to friends of ex’s & blew him off. He was a creep. She told him we were leaving for Riot & we didn’t even go there that night. This is all a bunch of people telling lies. Tring to bring down a beautiful girl, ruin a relationship, be pissed they got turned down. None of it is true. Again to the girl in the picture, you are drop dead hot, I’m sure all the comments above are from the same people hating on Dave & you got caught in the crossfire. Stay beautiful & keep smiling!!! You have the support of a bunch of strangers because of Dave’s ex, not haters because of her.
I have some unique insight here. At least 90% of the comments here were written by the same person. *gasp* That person is clearly hurt and garnishing attention. Never realizing it’s her punishment for seeking that same”type” over and over again. Filtering out most of the good ones for lack of tattoos..
Bitter much? Let it go.
So here is a funny story about all those comments above. One night at a bar off State Line some guys start talking to my friend while we were playing on IG, asking about IG he starts scrolling through her pics & gets to an old one of Dave here, when he said he knew Dave they all start talking smack on him. Used to be friends, even called some girl over to talk about him. Funny that my friend didn’t say anything bad about him at all, just said they dated a super long time ago & got uncomfortable with the whole thing. Decided to leave & wouldn’t give her phone number to the guy asking. He asked where we were going & she said Riot Room, we didn’t even go there. I’m sure this post is a bunch of lies put up by one person to destroy this guys relationship, then comments by someone who was butthurt they didn’t get a phone number. Funny that there is the Riot Room, IG, off timeframe of when they knew each other & meeting his ex in a bar connection up there in all those comments, most of the info in the comments could be found on her IG. The chick in the picture up there could be a suicide girl, she is hot. If this is a post put up by a bitter ex, people are assuming it’s the wrong one, clearly by the comments someone is trying to make it look like it’s a specific person & I have to say, it looks a whole lot like the same person. Couldn’t be more a more obvious attempt to divert attention & right after a group of his ‘old friends’ meet her. Old friends who obviously hate Dave for something. Just thought after reading through those it was funny how easy it was to connect them to that one brief encounter and a bunch of bitter losers hanging out in a bar hanging on to some old fight. Good job on this one, you were able to try take down 3 people, 2 with the post & 1 in the comments. From what she said no one else should even know who she is but they wouldn’t have known that, the stories in the comments don’t match up to the truth but they sure match up to that one night. Cool story bro!
to add to my comment & seal the deal, he told her she has a Bettie Page thing going on, she responded with most people say i have a Bjork thing going on. LMFAO Captain obvious with the Bjork/Bettie comment. Gotta call bull on this whole thing.
Ha ha ha ha. Those last comments! Heather & her trash friends she met through Dave. Said Dave’s ex was some ugly preppy girl at Twin with a dyke nose ring. Ha ha ha! Called out. Ha ha ha! And that is why everyone hates you. Cause your FAKE. Ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome that you said you didn’t do this but that last comment explains how you knew what you did. Your friends know the girl in the picture too. Ha ha ha!
She is some stuck up girl with a bull ring. No one is trying to break up Dave’s relationship. If Cassie wants to date this loser she will get burned too. She just got drug into this by having bad taste in friends. That’s too bad. Looks like all his ex’s are bitter they wasted their time (: maybe Dave should get a gallon of hair remover & not talk about other people or start drama. Maybe he put himself on here to get pity & attention. Poor sad Dave, everyone is out to get him. Boo hoo (:
Why don’t men stand up for their women when people talk smack n put them down? I no this guy has to have seen this. This guy doesn’t deserve any girls. Not this one or the others. Stand up for the woman you love chump.
Stop blaming a bunch of girls. I know who did this. Think about who would know names, the guys who did this are spiteful joksters who thought it would be funny to mess with Dave because he is a drama queen. Watched them do it, it was funny at the moment, but watching the finger pointing at these 2 girls is messed up. They are purposely trying to make it look like his ex girlfriends. Someone is going to get hurt. A bunch of immature guys messin with these people. Stop pointing fingers ya’all. Its just as bad as them. Quit harassing people, these girls dont deserve to be talked about like this. I dont like the guy but too many people are getting dragged into this fight. Fight man to man guys, or in all caps on facebook like normal adults.
All this, over that guy?
Dave never dated the cookie eater. Silly homie hopper might be mad. Poor dave