New Orleans Porta Potties
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you say that NOLA has no hot girls? Check out these porta potties that were at every party in the city VIP style for Super Bowl. These girls are always putting pics of exotic vacations on their facebook. They have no jobs or education and can barely hold a conversation in real life. I’m thinking the pee was running strong for this Super Bowl. The blonde is actually really pretty, a low life sure, but she’s too hot to give up on.
I wonder how much “modeling” money they raked during Super Bowl weekend?- nik














Does the dark haired girl have a HUGE refund gap or is that a shadow? I think it a huge gap…
Hers might be worse than LeAnn Rimes’….eeew.
top photo caption.
girl on the left…only 24 more hours to go, get him drunk, have icky sex, pretend to enjoy it….ick….think of the money….think of the money.
girl on the right…this man repulses me, thank god i am compensated well for laughing at his stupid jokes, telling him he looks wonderful, and cheering him on in bed and telling him he is the best….god, when will monday come? i need to go through a car wash to clean myself after this
Oh wow!
Seen it in person, she has a HUGE refund gap. Me thinks her boobs hate each other.
Completely off-topic, but I don’t give a fuck… The top the blonde is wearing in the first pic is soooo cute!
I would pay $300 to poop on the girl on the left.
Ew haha
I was thinking the same about the girl on the right — $300 to pee on her hair.
My Gawd these girls look like they have the same IQ as a bed board
What is the blonde’s name????
Jenny Lynn
They look completely vacant
The cuter blonde is thinking, “Oh damn, my dumb ass is landing on the dirty. How do I explain this to my PO?”
Totally could pee on 1, 3 gets pee, maybe pee on 2 but most likely she gets the shake….wait for it #3…wait for it…wait for the shake
Who is the blonde on the left, bottom pic? She is gorgeous, she is prettier than 95% of the people who live here.
Exactly and that why she doesn’t have to work lol She’s a sweetheart too
Maybe she should get pregnant by a wealthy asian guy so she’ll never have to work….oh wait that’s what you did…oops. Maybe you can give her lessons?
Check out Jenny Bodker on FB…that’s her.
How do you get into the PP business? I’m thinking about ruining my life. Where are these average girls meeting all these rich men seriously?
I’d pay 40g’s to Hershy squirt across all of their chests
Her name is Jenny. They seem like nice girls that happen to party alot.
I really hate the comments of negativity on here. It is cyber bullying which can cause people a lot of hurt.
The girl on the far left is family-oriented, adventurous, goofy, compassionate, and fun. I’ve known her for years. I’ve never met the middle or left girls.
I’m calling this guilty by association.
Based on looks and social nightlife they could seem empty. Possibly.
But like I said, I do know one of them and he’s an amazing person. I know her family.
Why do y’all need their names? Why degrade these women?
Even if they are hanging with wealthy men and going on adventures, they’re traveling, conversing with successful people, and networking. They’re smart business women. Bottom line.
Instead of hanging around talking about shitting on women on the dirty, act more mature.
You’d only be so lucky to experience life as they have.
FYI, successful men are also tall and attractive. Stats prove most are, actually.
These are women living their lives and enjoying every moment with great people, I bet.
Please just stop the bullying. It’s quite pathetic and unnecessary. You’re only creating bad energy when in all honesty, their travels are helping them see the world and talking with people that can open their hearts and minds and inspire them to be great.
Love you, JL
-HM
Shut the fuck up cunt !! There enjoying there lives because their hi paid hookers !! Get outta lala land ! Get a real job and career ! Fuck off !
Jealously is what all you guys sound like, its probably bc you’ll never have a chance with girls this hot.. Don’t get jealous that they live a great life bc dumb guys like to give pretty girls free shit, it just comes with the territory. Pretty girls are blessed
I know this bc I’m one of them and I never had to sleep with anyone for anything. We dont ask for shit either, they just give so why wouldnt we take? Free shopping sprees, vacations, why not? You would if you had these opportunities, you’d be “dumb” not too. Soooo Haters are gonna hate :-p Honestly every pretty girl I see on FB has nice things, fun vacations and pictures from fun nights out.. Pretty girls are doing something right…
just saying!
You heard the saying “if you have beauty who needs brains” so whatever if they aren’t in college, I bet haft of you haven’t been and/or work a POS JOB you hate. lol They’re obviously doing better than you haters, your online talking shit while they’re living a fabulous care-free life.. Think about it?!? Who’s really laughing at who
-Si
Does the blonde have instagram?
to ‘the blonde’ are you the one commenting on how hot ‘the blonde’ is..cuz i just dont see it? none of these hos stand out to me! the blonde looks like every other idiot who is posted on this site. oh right…her name is kelly her instagram is this..oh how can i contact her for her um…services/
The blonde on the right is pretty and natural. The other two just look fake
These chicks are really hookers , they bang old guys for cash ! True story ! Just like renae decker !
I know for a fact the one in the middle does have a college degree. I went to college with her.
Hating because jenny has more money than you? poor thing! jenny you look beautiful
jenny is broke, has been broke, and everyone knows it. if she had money she wouldn’t be stripping and hooking.
Imagine your photos ended up on the dirty. What would people say about you?
I’m so shocked at all of the tattle tale gossip here. I’m sure you’re adults by technicality, but by maturity? I’m not so sure.
Hookers, dumb, fake.. All of these names and allegations from “anonymous” safely insulting behind the computer.
I’m not sure what you’re all trying to accomplish here? Does this level of insult build your self-esteem? Like a whole team of dirty gossipers?
I don’t get it.
Go outside. Play a sport. Travel. Do some charity work. Respect women. Respect their privacy.
None of what they do is your business. Not sure why all of the anonymous strangers are comparing notes. Great job you have gathered enough info about them and their lives to……… Um…get a life of your own?
Isn’t the girl on the far right in the third pic the same girl who moved to New Orleans after she graduated college and started doing cam shows? She was on this site a few weeks ago but I can’t find the post now. It might have been taken down…
Anyone who is sticking up for anyone on here is dumb. It’s the dirty, why are you on here in the first place, you are just as bad ass the rest for being here. On another note: those girls look dumb as shit and fake as fuck. Who cares if she is family oriented and what not, still sleazy and dumb and would probably pop if they fell forward.
All I’m sayin is big off the dirty, it’s for filthy skanks and dumb fucks to get the negative attention they deserve… That’s all
they are all tacky looking. i know dark haired one is a slut.
this is what most men want, easy, tacky hot skanks…. get over it and date a decent guy.
I know the girl far on the left.I know she dances, but I doubt she is a hooker.She may have some sugar daddies who buy her stuff just for her company,and natural or not, she is very beautiful and I got to hang out with her couple of times and she is very sweet.I think whoever posted this did that out of spite or have problems with the other girls. I don’t know the other two, but Jenny is a very likeable person.Pictures don’t do her justice at all.She is much prettier in person.
Where does she dance at ?
penthouse when she is in town.But she doesn’t live here,so I wouldn’t count on it
attention whores
I also know for a fact that the one in the middle was banging old guys in the Houma area , in fact one of the old guys had a video of them banging these girls , it’s the one in the middle with the hard spaced out tits and another one that’s not in this pic .
post the video
Shes always at Babes cabaret pullin customers to support her whore habits. And she isnt pretty. Shes skinny and blonde whuch is the best recipe for a prostitute on bourbon.
Allie Howard is the girl in the middle. She’s been featured here a few times