THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the Kirns. Originally from Hawaii, these people had the nerve to bring their particular breed of trash right here to Missuori! Lucky us. In short, aside from the 9-year-old daughter, who is the sweetest little girl alive, this is one sorry excuse for a family. where to start? The father, Charan,(bottom picture on the right) has a nasty little habit of dragging his 9-year old around by her HAIR. Why DFS hasn’t been called MULTIPLE times already is beyond me. That’s wrong, and you should be locked up. The mother, Christa,(in both photos) is the type of woman who loves o fight her 18 year old son’s battles for him. Texting girls who are less than half her age to tell them, “You’re a wh*re”; “You make me want to vomit, you little bi*ch”; and yet tells these girls to “get a life”. Newsflash, YOU’RE the forty-year-old slandering teenagers like you’re still in high school. Please, grow up and start acting like a real mother. Last, and undoubtedly least, is Micah, the now 18-year-old son. There MIGHT have been some hope for this poor kid, had he not been raised by the people he was raised by. But hey, the way I see it, nature AND nurture both play a role. This is the lowlife who decided he was a drug dealer, fronted 1 pound each from four different people, and had no intention of paying those debts off. Then when he got caught with it, he decided to NARC on every friend he ever had to get himself out of it. This kid doesn’t care about anyone but himself. Thankfully, it’s started to catch up with him. Nobody believed that he got off scott-free for nothing, and he’s started getting his a*s handed to him. Not that he really cares at this point, with all the smack he’s been using. Seriously, I worry for the little sister. And if the whole family got sent to jail, she would at least be safe in foster care. Much safer than she is now. What say you, dirty army and nik? Rescue this little girl from her family of lowlifes?

Some hard evidence is the missing key.- nik