THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I know you and your readers don’t have much respect for strippers but I’m writing to you because I need your advice and hope you’ll be open minded and unbiased in answering it. I know the majority of strippers are crazy, drug addicted b*tches who go way beyond the duties of a stripper if you know what I mean… But there are some strippers out there who don’t do drugs and just strip so they can make some quick cash and start a life for themselves, like myself. I’ve been a stripper for about a year since I got my degree but haven’t got the financial backing to start my own business I thought this would be the quickest way to make the money I’ll need to be able to do that. As I said I don’t do drugs, don’t overindulge in alcohol and don’t do extras at work. I dance in Australia and things seem to be much tamer in the clubs here compared to what I’ve read here of the clubs in America. Anyway I’ve been doing well at work since I know what I’m there for and I’m a pretty good hustler. Also not to brag but I’m more attractive than most of the girls there, which is not much of a brag by the way, as I’m sure you know the quality of strippers is in decline. I like the club that I’m in at the moment and do not want to lose my job. What do you think I should do? And quitting right now is not an option, I have saved up most of the money I need I only need to work for another 6 months and I’ll be out of there so please tell me if you have any suggestions for me. Thanks Nik, all the best!
I say you strip for another year… it doesn’t sound so bad.- nik