Press Could Learn Swedish From Her
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I came across this girl from Sweden, since she’s blonde, skinny and has +2′s… I figured she would be a way better nanny than Joselyn Cano. It is definitely a tough call but at the end of the day, I would easily take a hot blonde over a brunette. What do you think?
OMG she is like the perfect Nanny… who is this chick and how do I get her a work Visa?- nik
this has confirmed my theory that nik is into butterfaces
Looks like perfection to me…ITG, +2′s, waist to hips ration…I’d say it’s time to put her on the pay roll at Casa Richie. I assume you’ll provide business cards with her new DC name “Perfection” clearly printed on the front.
Stunning! Prob not as insecure as your wife either
What a dime.. I would wife her up prenup of course..
Again with the fake rich persona. If you were actually a trust fund baby you would know that in the state of new york if you get divorced your ex has no right to your trust fund or whatever you went into the marriage with. Such a loser.
I’m a Florida resident you MORON!!!! I live 181 days give or take a few days here and there.. NY/NJ/Dubai split the rest….
You have a lot of a jealousy. Would you like to come over to my PH in the Upper West Side?
Also you idiot.. Trust funds are meant to protect from things of this nature. How about businesses/real estate that are not in the TF?
Get real you bozo
Yes, businesses and real estate as well. Like I said, if you were rich you would know that when you are married you are only on the hook for what you make. Being someone who ACTUALLY makes a lot of money in New York, I know this. So yes, I would love to see your fictitious PH apartment on the UWS. Where everybody knows all the young ballers live. Or maybe just old people and orthodox jews. I don’t know any single person living on the UWS. PHONY.
You are a nobody. Stop trying to desperately convince people you have more that a couple hundred bucks in the bank dipshit. Those who have it, don’t need to come on here jerking off about it. They get what they need all day long while you are left wanting, scab.
You are constantly in every topic where money is mentioned. Why? Because you have none but in your warped head you think by talking about it and posting under your stupid moniker that people will buy it. They don’t. People who have it don’t google “rich terms that people use” and then bring them over here. It’s just funny. They say if you lie to yourself long enough maybe you will believe it. Go get in your Honda Civic and see if it works, dumbass.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that sees this. Could not have said it better.
wonder if this dude is candycane’s husband lol.
she’s in every damn thread sht talking girls and bragging about how rich her husband is
honda civic? every post about money? I saw a dime and offered my services.
I would love to meet both of you! let me know time and date.
I accepted your offer to see your “Upper West Side PH”. Such a joke. Just let me know your address and I’ll come up. You probably wish you have a Honda Civic, if you actually live in New York you definitely don’t have a car.
Make Money is Fake. So easy to tell the wannabes. They aren’t intelligent enough to know that the overkill on each post about money shows their lack of knowledge on it. Keep trying, stool sample. All that work and nobody is buying it. Must be depressing to have your hopes shattered.
Exactly. A PH(of course) on the Upper West Side. Let me just make up a place. How about a PH in South Beach, a mansion in Bel Air and why not grab one in Malibu? This loser is a lying phony.
Time to change your name, fake boy. You have been called out and you’re done.
What’s funny is that only somebody who wasn’t rich from NYC would say a PH on the upper west side. Rich, young, single guys all live downtown. In Chelsea or Tribeca. UWS is filled with couples, families, old people, and orthodox jews.
lol all of your are phony… why would I live downtown? I don’t live in NY full time you morons. Florida is my declared residence.
Let us put everything in perspective.. I could be a TFB or I could have inherited the property, or bought it myself… Why do I need to buy a place in Tribeca Chelsea Downtown? Obviously you do not know sh*t about UWS… 66th and broadway… once you go to that address look up towards Amsterdam.. one clue all black building BOZO..
I come on this site as a form of entertainment.. nothing more. I leave comments once in awhile depending on how hot the girls are.. If YOU HAD A BRAIN you would know 99.99% of females are all about money and future security so as a normal person who understands finance money and living the high life I insert a quip or 2 here and there regarding money hungry hoes..
Get real loser.
And here he is again. What he doesn’t realize is that his lies are chasing lies. He doesn’t even know how to come up with a good fake story. Now he has to go even more overboard after coming back here to see all those calling him out and backing it up. He has nothing to back it up. Again, fail. MakeMoney is a total loser.
HAHAHAHA. So your excuse as to why you don’t live downtown is that you live in Florida for half the year. You are just showing your complete lack of knowledge of Manhattan. Also, there have been multiple articles that identify buildings on the UWS as NORCs. Look that up you phony. And I know all about real estate in Manhattan, because I’m an INVESTOR. Your posts scream FAKE.
Ummmm, I think you have your own made up address wrong because there is no black building there. I would know, I go to law school at Fordham. I think you are talking about the time warner building on 61st? Or trump on 61st as well?
MakeMoney is just getting destroyed now by those who know the NYC landscape. This is where it gets fun. You have an obvious chump who is fake and now that he is cornered he is trying to Google as much as he can to back it up only to get shot down. Then it’s “I’ll meet any of you one on one,” which shows the meathead side and the low class element. You are done like dinner. Turn the lights out, you lost. Time to change your name.
If I had to guess he is referring to the time Warner center but that is near Columbus circle on 61st. Because that is a well known rich building with rich and famous people. Guess he’s not so good at googling
lol… jealousy isn’t a good look for you 2 losers.
No not the time warner where I go to wholefoods you moron.
NYC landscape… I know it more so then these chumps.
Thanks for bringing up Fordham you bozo I got my MBA from there.
No excuses I enjoy UWS.. downtown is a 10 min subway ride.
Dude, there’s no black building on 66th. And you just exposed yourself. You are just some wannabe rich guy who lives in a walkup on the UWS. You really are pathetic. You’re probably some junior level analyst slaving away trying to pay off your business school debts dreaming of being rich. Loser.
MakeMoney is an F’in joke. So now you are just saying you magically got an MBA from Fordham. Are you that stupid? You would have said it was Princeton or Yale if somebody mentioned that. You jokers are so funny. You are getting beat to Hell here and you have nothing to back it up. Keep trying. You just keep making it easier. In person you would get your ass kicked the minute you opened your mouth.
He can’t lie quick enough or well enough to keep up. Now he went to Fordham too? You can tell he is gripping. Emotions are starting to get the better of him. They say that happens when pathological liars get exposed. It’s too late for him to get the story back. Now it’s just time for him to try and throw insults against the wall to hopefully deflect the fact that everytime he posts on this site, people will call him out as a fake.
Let me count up the Lies. First it was that he had a Trust Fund, then he is a Real Estate Investor, then he has a Penthouse in NY but lives in FL and now we have him with an MBA from Fordham. And he spends his life on The Dirty. This is the same clown who claims to be a douche’ in another thread. There is so much B.S. it’s comical. But he does have to throw in that he shops at Whole Foods. Must have used Google Earth to find it. Next he will claim to have a private jet that flies him to and from NY to FL. You are a joke.
HAHAHA this dudes is gettin stacked on lol ,again as mentioned, dude cut the loss, your google history must look like you are about to bomb UWS. If your so fucking rich toss over some money to the college kids (me)
her leg gap looks a little suspect… are we SURE that isn’t photoshop?
I second that, the left leg looks a little shady.. Looks like the photoshop was botched on that leg..
I agree
I agree she is a pretty girl and her figure is awesome and why I usually like ITG as well this one is a bit weird looking.
Hate to say it but I think it’s shopped. The second and third photo are a bit grainy but extra grainy around the waist, butt and thigh areas. It all looks a bit too unnatural. The first photo, the thighs look a bit bigger than compared to the other photos.
I think she’s too good to be true.
ITG that severe reminds me of the bottom of E.T.’s body.
I would volunteer to be Press’s bodyguard, if you hire the Swede as nanny.
Yes! Perfect ITG on this one!
This girl is a smoke show!
now that is a strong ITG
Thats more than an ITG. Thats a flipping driveway. Roll out the Nik Richie red carpet down this Swedes driveway.
nanny applicant: “yes, i am serious, my sponsor for my green card application is nik richie of the dirty.com. why are you laughing so hard?”
Any close ups of her face? She’s so pretty
Nik,
I see you quest for the fabled “ITG” is blinded you to the fake ITG this girl truly has look at the third pic, you can see it is not there. Ladies you can’t actually get Nik’s fabled four finger ITG which looks strange “Plastic Barbie Doll”. Your pelvis is angled for a reason and your legs should not be straight down from your hips.
But yes she would be great Nik
I usually suck at noticing when people use photoshop but this is so obvious! Especially in the second picture
Her lower body in the 2nd picture creeps me the hell out!
Photoshop is for liars. We need real pics.
Would your wife allow you to hire a nanny you wanna F*ck? And then to take care of her child lmao. wow
Once I saw the 2nd Pic I knew Nik would have wood! Her face is busted though.
Yes Nik, pick her!!! No one wants dirty Chola Cano watching their child. This girl is gorgeous and could teach beautiful Press Swedish!!
DA Strong! Xox
Being half Swedish I concur. But Nik, Sweden is beautiful. You’re gonna have to pony up for her to leave the beautiful land of beautiful ladies
Nik, unless your wife is into men AND women, she’ll put you out on the curb for hiring a nanny like that. If you love your wife, get a nanny that weighs least 200 pounds and 55+ years old, and very ugly too.
I want to hate her, but I can’t. She’s gorgeous.
That 2nd pic is so photoshopped. Look at the lines on the wall behind her.
NO PHOTOSHOP ALL REAL HER NAME IS ALEXANDRA BRING. Check her out on Instagram
I wish it was true but it ain’t Photo shop city
Photo shop on her ITG, but i’ll take her!!
“She is the perfect nanny”….really Nik you get this from the way a girl looks. Just because you think she is hot doesn’t mean that she will treat Press right.
this girl alexandra’s face is botched! check out alexandrabring and her hott sister victoriatornegren on instagram
Not so fast, Nik.
Please ask for more pictures..these don’t
show her face well. She does have a great body though, that she obviously works hard for.
The OP picked her best photos
Check out her Instagram, Xoxo
Her ass is perfect! It’s not flat or over-sized like those ghetto, video girls. it’s just stunning :’)
I’m surprised nobody has brought up the fact that this chick has a lot of similar features to Nik’s wife Shayne. If your gonna have a hot nanny then at least pic a girl that doesn’t resemble your wife so much. That’s like cheating on your wife with her twin sister. WTF’s the point of that. I’m starting to think you only think the same types of girls are attractive Nik.
Jesus Christ u ppl are fucking idiots. It’s so photoshopped its not even funny. And she’s hiding her ugly face.
Nik! This chick has a damn five-head, like ochocinco cranium type fo’head
Do you have a life other than commenting multiple times on every post on the dirty everyday…
About as much as you. Why the hell are you even bothering with me? That IS what a comment section is you dummie.
I’m NOT going anywhere until the dite is no more, so get used to it.
Scroll past my posts, I ran outta fxxcks a LONG time ago. I think it’s sadder you scan the comments just to be an asshole. You’re kind is getting boring. Ooooo you cut me on an Internet site, you must feel really smart…lol
She has yoga moves! This is my say nice things about people day
Whatever!! This chick looks pretty hot in these pics .. Need to check out her IG tho!! This is why I love blondes !! I’m a straight female and I’d do this chick any day !! HOT !!
Omg she is beautiful. Checked out her website and I love her! Just wish it was in English! I have been wanting to get in better shape and she is my motivation! I usually hate girls that are too skinny, but she has like the perfect body. I need her workout plan
Rickets
The fact that ur so worried about a girls appearance to be a NANNY for ur daughter over any real skills in dealing w/ children is so shallow, and I doubt that some girl who’s self absorbed enough to stand around taking pics like that of herself in the mirror would even wanna be bothered w/ a baby.
ohh yes. Cause this shit is so serious.
Thedirty.com is real life. And he will hire her and she will take bad care of his daughter.
Yes. Everything is real -.-
I love small women…but this is to small- looks pre-teenish like her body hasn’t matured and she obviously got more than just breast implants- eyebrows, lips and cheeks look cosmetically done going off her twitter pictures and kind of freaky looking not ugly just weird in a bad way
I would turn lesbian for this girl! Just looked up her Instagram she is beautiful and her sister is I think even prettier. The brother is good looking too – a genetically blessed family.
She’s probably the best female you have ever put on here I’m blown away by her beauty! Her hair, body, eyes, lips – perfection 10/10!!!
She has an amazing itg! Good pick OP~
her body does look like that,. i have seen her irl. she is butt ugly facewise though. but she has the best fucking body.
Im telling you Nik should hire me to get intel on hot girls, swedish girls and tofind dimes for him.
Her name is Alexandra Bring, you find her under the same name on instagram and her body does look like that IRL. she is dating this really ugly arabic beast who is one of the main characters in this swedish show, BASCIALLY people go there to try to fight with the “guards” – all the guards are from like greek myhtology or some fantasy shit I have never really watched it. You find her blog on alexandrabring.com =)
Your welcome.
OMG I hope that is an authentic ITG. This chick is beautiful. I’m not usually into lesbian stuff but OMG the things I would love to do to that butt! I’m going to go work out for a couple of hours now.
Soooo gorgeous and real as can be. Nik she is perfection and after checking out her website i need to hit the gym now!!!!! She is my new fitspo tHankyouUuu
Her over all look is easily done.. Just look a little more high maintenance in gym gear. She’s not pretty…. She photoshops and that iTg looks like she’s now legged
** bow legged
Anyone else wondering if she has neck problems from holding up that bobblehead?
She looks bowlegged , poor girl she prob needs some Forrest Gump leg braces
woulda thought you’d be all over those ankles, man…
BLONDES ARE OVERRATED, ESP BIMBOS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS.. Please blondes are soooo like 20 years ago. Brunettes with hips. lips, and tits are in bro, get your facts straight!!
second pic is photoshopped – look at the wood shelf behind her butt – it mysteriously doesnt go all the way across.
bow-legged deformity?
Her WHOLE fucking body looks Photoshopped.
Her name is Alexandra Bring and she is a swedish girl, about 22 years old. She’s dating ako rahim, a fitness model and a gladiator on the swedish tv show “gladiatorerna”.. Her boobs are fake, and yes that is exactly how her body looks!! No photoshop, no nothing. She’s skinny and fit and trying to gain weight