THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me introduce to you Miss Amanda Sibley. At first glimpse you would think \”I\’d hit that\” but lets go over some pros and cons first. Amanda is 42 years old, although she states she is 36, and has a great job as a nurse practitioner making a decent wage. She has a great personality and is a freak in the sheets. So at first you might be thinking \”sign me up\” But this whore has a very dark side to her. First off, she is still (legally) married to her husband which she cheated on repeatedly. Amanda likes to go on craigslist and sleeps with anything with a pulse. Is she a prostitute? No, she has no fee, this is just a girl that loves to get around. And some of these men she shags on CL are a piece of work. For her 40th birthday, her present to herself, she spent $10,000 on liposuction that made absolutely no difference to her appearence. Amanda thinks that anal is first base, and that is usually her go-to upon meeting these men within minutes. More recently she dated my friend, and he came to find out all her dirt once he opened up her phone and took a look. And now shes on to the next poor soul that falls into her trap. This girl is the definition of dirty hoe. If youre looking for a great one night stand, then Amanda is your girl, but you better double up on protection, because if you only knew where this girl has been, you would think twice. Would you?

Answer: No, she has miscolored (dirty) feet, looks like she’s wearing sandles.  + I don’t fall for the upside-down trick anymore.