THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay, I’ll be the first to admit that I fell for Kate Upton aka Rolls Royce. I googled her, and several unattractive photos came up. I can’t believe how much photoshop can fix. Not only is she fat, but I can’t even get passed her nose and mouth area (look at close up). Is that a mustache? I know that several women have “mustaches,” but I mean come on. This woman has supposedly been on cover of SI for 2 consecutive years. Why choose this thing. I can honestly say that there are way more beautiful ladies than her. How in the world did Rolls Royce get into the modeling world again?
It’s because modeling scouts are gay and they are trying to piss off the straight man by purposely placing Kate Upton in projects.- nik