“Rolls” Upton Ruined My Dreams
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, okay, I’ll be the first to admit that I fell for Kate Upton aka Rolls Royce. I googled her, and several unattractive photos came up. I can’t believe how much photoshop can fix. Not only is she fat, but I can’t even get passed her nose and mouth area (look at close up). Is that a mustache? I know that several women have “mustaches,” but I mean come on. This woman has supposedly been on cover of SI for 2 consecutive years. Why choose this thing. I can honestly say that there are way more beautiful ladies than her. How in the world did Rolls Royce get into the modeling world again?
It’s because modeling scouts are gay and they are trying to piss off the straight man by purposely placing Kate Upton in projects.- nik
Wrong Nick. White people are now the minority. Get used to seeing fat white whales (BMDs) on everything.
People are so hard on Kate. Who cares, Really? besides, I understand that woman of her frame are starting to become the peoples’ choice for new models… wait and see
i assumed she fucked somebody or had a rich relative to get into modeling??
Terry Richardson.
Rich relative. Her uncle is a congressman.
This is the most overrated woman in the world!!!
I’m never going to get the public obsession with this chick. Give me Candice Swanepoel over Rolls any day.
Damn, I hope that mustache pic is photoshopped because if its not she’s so so far from being a natural blonde. All women have a little hair on our upper lip and other undesirable areas but the beauty of being a natural blonde is that it’s thin, blonde hair – barely noticeable. This chick must have enough money to laser that sh*t away. Oh and she’s lazy. She’s naturally thin, you can tell by her long thin limbs but her laziness causes the round pudgy middle. Her job is to model and look hot! That’s it! UGH these laze b*tches
Nik got that right — the Gay Mafia in Hollywood has been doing its best to make women look shitty.
The Gay Mafia hates women, heterosexual relationships and especially the traditional family. You can see its influence in everything from using whales like Kate Upton in modeling as the ideal women, to underwriting rapping monkeys like Snoop Dogg as the ideal men, to awarding Academy Awards to anti-family dreck like American Beauty and Brokeback Mountain.
Clint Eastwood was the Last Man Hollywood has produced. The rest are misogynists, apes, stoners, sociopaths, losers, and fags.
She hasn’t “supposedly” been on the cover 2 consecutive years in row. It actually happened. Don’t use words if you don’t know their meaning.
NOT HOT!!!! only looks good when she has makeup caked on her by a pro and her stomach is covered.
The people that think her body are attractive are little boys that have never got a nice dime or old a$$ men that have had sex with the same women the last 30 years.
get real I see a ton of girls in the city just walking down the street hotter then her.
Call Kate Upton “fat” all you want, while you’re at it call NIk Richie a scum eating douchbag…they’re both laughing allele the way to the bank, haters!
I call her fat and nik richie a bozo but have more cash then both combined… so who is laughing all the way to the bank now?
Right and with all that cab, your on your moms computer spending time commenting on The Dirty. Riiiiggghht!
Loser
Right and with all that cash, your on your moms computer spending time commenting on The Dirty. Riiiiggghht!
Loser
jealous you bust your ass in your cubicle or as garbage man all day and only make 5 figures?… quit being so miserable.. clown
No comments? Anybody???
I have a feeling that this post, and the other recent Kate Upton post, were both created by Nik to cause a stir.
Rolls Royce? W/ those square hips,lard & yellow teeth more like Mazda miata. Tired of seeing her. Gross!!
2nd pic is obviously photoshopped. I agree that she has a sloppy body but her face is lovely.
Still better looking than Nik’s washed up cum dumpster of a wife…
jesus christos, that close up is not kosher.
Nik you also forgot designers, photographers, and fashion PR.
I wonder if her and Verlander’s mustaches intertwined.
I’ve seen cleaner T-Zones on wild animals. She’s cute in a Rachel Ray kind of way. But is she model material? I don’t find her to be New York runway acceptable. But she can definitely get down with the modern woman section in Target catalogs.
Modern women section lol.. true
LOL-ing at the Target comment. Seriously…doesn’t her “job” require DermaSweep facials? Geez…that skin is the LEAST of her problems, though.
DA Strong! xox
I think fashion designers chose her because she looks kind of like a chubby teenage boy, except with boobs and a female face.
Unfortunately, I’ve seen some of the submissions to The Dirty asking “Would you?” and “This girl is sooo gorgeous <333 I wanna look like her xx" and the girl has no sex appeal.
They should really have straight men choosing Men's magazine models…
Roller Pig!! Also Nik’s wife is a cum dumpster I jizzed on her face
Finally someone says what I’ve always been saying, gay men and ugly women are the reason there are very few hot models. All of you sheep are too dumb to be objective. If someone is famous and is cute you all fawn all over them as if they are goddesses. So called “super models” are 9 times out of 10 lanky dorks. They have no ass, no boobs, no curves. Even Adrianna is WAY overrated. So she has exotic eyes. Big deal. She has no ass and no shape. Models and actresses have bodies that only a gay man could love. The body of a 12 year adolescent boy.
There’s a Burger King out there somewhere missing its’ drive-thru girl.
If Kate Upton was a foot shorter, the world would have never heard of her. The only reason 90% of women in the modeling industry who are actually famous and successful is because of their height. Their faces and bodies aren’t that great at all, all they have is the height.
Kate Moss is between 5’6″ and 5’7″- about average, most females I know (self included) are about this height-so no height is only part of the factor for female models
She’s the exception, and she was representative of a new era. We’ll probably never see a 5’6-5’7″ SUPERMODEL again. There are some girls who have broken through and gotten successful, but still won’t ever make the big leagues. I think Terra Jo is around 5’6″.
The kid’s face in the first picture says it all…
Who did she blow at Sports Illustrated is the question.
That little kids face is like “Mommy why does the Nun’s boobies look like yours?” LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
There are better fitted girls for SI, but shes still pretty….she just got lucky
She is a very pretty girl with curves. I think SI made a good choice.
AAAAAANNND, they are marketing to the “average American woman”, who these days is F-A-T.
Don’t be fooled!!!
(Plus, I don’t think Kate works nearly as much as the regular-sized models do. She just gets more pub for her jobs, because of her gunt, I think.)
So where are all the other kate moss’s? The fashion industry is shying away from skinny models. Just look at paul fisher and the network. Upton will be the norm
i don’t think she’s fat. I just think that she’s the same shape as Spongebob which makes her unattractive. Kind of reminds me of the typical mexican body. Square.