THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, I get around the chicago social club scene often and lately there has been problems with this guy russ. Apparently he tries and find out dancers (strippers) real information and invades their personal life. while he certainly is a sucker and always foolishly thinks a girl is into them, he takes it a bit to far. I’ve even heard from a girl that he threatened via e-mail that she better not cheat on him and she’s only allowed to dance for him. controlling much? but if any ladies in the Chicago area want to give me a sympathy date go for it, he’ll fall for anything.

Definitely a first timer/virgin.  BOOBIES!!!- nik