San Francisco’s Dirty Celeb
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, allow him to introduce himself: His name is Param. At least that’s the name that appears on his Black AmEx card, but he’s better known as LavishP on Twitter, or @itslavishbitch to almost 14,000 Instagram followers. He humbly describes himself with this bio: Calling myself poor is just an insult to you. — B*tch I’m rich, rude, cocky and arrogant. — 17yrs. San Francisco Livin Hoe. I stumbled across Lavish P.’s Instagram profile late Thursday night. He’s posted more than a hundred photos depicting what a 17-year-old who spends too much time listening to rap and watching Scarface might define as luxury. He claims to only sh*t in sparkling water, use iPhones as playing cards, and routinely posts obscene amounts of cash, some still in shrink wrap as if straight from the Federal Reserve. In addition to posting images of cash, he chronicles his penchant for all manner of designer goods, including Louis Vuitton, True Religion jeans and Rolex watches. He’s also posted one photo showing what would appear to be a small bump of cocaine, and another featuring a handgun, though according to California gun law, you must be 21 or older to legally possess one. And though everything would appear to point to the contrary, he isn’t a monster.
Isn’t this the kid that bashes Kim Kardashian on Instagram? He is always calling her out saying Kanye is broke. I really don’t think this kid has money… it seems like it’s all a front (nice model home tour).- nik
The Submariner doesn’t look right against those RR keys. Nobody drives a 300k car and rocks a 4k watch.
you obviously know nothing, ralph lauren “rocks” a submariner and is worth 7.5 billion.
This kid is taking pictures of the items in an attempt so show off. RL isn’t trying to show out, he’s just wearing it be casual. I’m just making my observation and I can tell you’re mad.
You’d be surprised. Plenty of people driving $1mm go fast boats with Rolex. In fact, Rolex is the watch of choice for these sleezeballs.
I knew kids like this on a smaller scale. Their parents come here and raise their children. Then when their children get in high school, they move back to their home country leaving the kid behind. Usually the kid stays in the parents house and uses everything the parent left. The Rolex is probably a product of his obscene allowance. Unfortunately for him, pappa and mamma didn’t give him enough personal cash to buy a better watch. All the cars and the house definitely belongs to his parents.
Not to mention the really rich do not wear Rolex often. Patek Phillipe seems to be the choice. I would know I own 15 of them and over 60 watches in the collection.
Shut up idiot. You have no idea what you are talking about.
what color is the sky in your world?… dreamer.
it could be a submariner in platinum…. so 45K.
You got it nik he is the same Indian MC. He ll
Understand what i meant if he reads this.
Barf. You’d think with all that money he supposedly has he could afford to be better looking.
Embarrassed to share the same city as this douche.
Typical new money trash….
people have false pretenses on what items coincide with money. How does a single watch, of many, have any correlation to the kids car lol thats a decent everyday watch.
He needs to use some of his supposed $ on his eyebrows…damn!
typical DuneCoon living in the u.s. living on Sheik Daddy’s cash. I see these Arab nation kids all the time in LA/B-Hills. None of it’s theirs, but their dad’s don’t give a shit what they do with the money as long as they stay out of their hair. He’ll probably do like the others, go to a really good univ. get busted 8 to 20 times, eventually get booted and end up working for daddy til it’s his chance to own the company at which point, his lack of education and love for the gangster life will impede his civil rights. I see this kid on the FBI’s terrorist list before his 22nd bday.
This kid seems delusional living a fake hip hop lifestyle, he’s skinny as fuk..he’s anothern p.c thug talking a big game on face book and Instagram. Kid probably has no real friends and the ones he does, probably buys them things
Wait until someone beats on him
Sure you got money Lavish P, but you’re still ugly, short, hairy and a punjabi. Sorry!
I would rather be punjabi than white trash !!
Not me.
And he is still ugly and likely only has friends who hang around for the perks due to him flashing what he has. Must be awful knowing none of your relationships are genuine
No parents who care about their child would let him show off like that and do such things. He is begging for attention because he was probably raised by nannies and his parents ignore him. It’s sad.
He’s just asking to be kidnapped for an ungodly ransom. He’s a little asshole..I’m just going on his Instagram captions, calling people ‘peasants’
I just went through a few comments and he’s gotten all kinds of nasty threats.
Money can’t buy pretty or respect…doosh. Hey Punjab…when you think people are talking about you because they’re jealous, it’s because they’re making fun of you.
Ah, someone needs major attention and validation.
No worries kid, when you end up in prison for ruffling the wrong sorta feathers and when all catches up with you, your skinny little ass will get the attention which you crave in the other American sub-society, AKA, The U.S. Prison System!
All I see is “my new haircut” resemblance
Oh look, it’s Candy Cane’s kid
Juan, you missed a spot on my ride and stop handling my watches, I am tired of your hotdog fingers staning the platinum.
Pathetic
This guys a loser, he should use his “money” to get new teeth, a new nose, and a new haircut.
I am jealous that he clearly has never and will never have to work a day in his life. With that said… what kind of person are you when you grow up like this? His arrogance about money he’s never earned, and wouldn’t have a clue how to earn, is pathetic. It’s not that ‘poor’ people have more character… you can have character with or without money, but it is something you learn and earn over time. Trashy and classless people occur amongst poor and rich. He should man up, cut himself off from mommy and daddy, and try to make something of himself. Unfortunately, its pretty clear his parents have molded him to be nothing more than a spoiled, pretentious child.
This little Douche needs to spend some of this money to get his thick ass eyebrows trimmed up. Anyone in SF know of a good salon this kid can go too? He is living off of mommy and daddy’s money. Its not that cool to pose and take pics of something that you DIDNT earn!!! If it were your shit then I would be impressed… IM NOT
that does not look like san francisco
This watch is a Rolex Deepsea Sea-Dweller. It retails for 10.000 US.
In Philadelphia, it’s worth $50
Hahaha!!!
Best line of the day…..thanks
Someone please remind Sanjay that in most other parts of the world he is someones slave or bitch. Fucking Indians are the biggest pricks when you give the a little money and freedom
He is so funny on inynstagram…. im a fan
its all a joke and if its not its even more fun
Enjoy the comedy of the internet… why so seriouis?
Never understood why people brag and show off things they did nothing to earn.
Anyone can be given something. If you will a poodle $1M, you’re looking at a millionaire.
Why be proud of being a mommy and daddy (or sugar daddy) cash bitch?
Good job posting instagram pics of your parents car. He’ll probably be designing socks a few years from now
Most houses in San Francisco look nothing like that…He’s putting himself and his family in danger because now everyone knows that some scrawny kid lives in one of the few luxury houses in the entire bay area etc. Will probably get shot or robbed -__-
he is just a kid, people on here get so worked up lol.
Okay he is only 17 umm mommy and daddy’s money get’s him far no REAL MAN would act like such a pussy and take such gay photos . 1. He looks GAY as hell . 2 He is Indian so nasty food and small penis .3 GAY .4 He has it on his page he has to PAY chicks just to fuck him nasty as hell !!! I feel bad for his parents to see what a fruit there son is .
La_queen Not all Indians have small penises. I was working your girls pussy yesterday and Lahr was loving every minute. I even busted a big nut inside of her
Sadly, I followed this kid on Instagram. The thing about it though, is claiming he has all this money- the kid has on the same outfit in every fucking picture. He also “gives away” money. apparently his mom owns a bank or is the CEO of it and was in Forbes magazine for one of the richest women of 2012. Kid is worthless living off his parents dime.
His mom is probably the maid or cleaning lady. It was take your kid to work day
Good for him. Wished i could have some of those things. Okay off to better post since its really not a big deal.
Even with all that money he still has that indian peasant face lol
Omg, this thread is despicable! Clearly, this kid is rude, and not very discreet. But that doesn’t mean it’s okay to attack his race. You all sound way too affected by this child’s actions. It’s not cool to bash him on the Internet. He’s still only a teen!
He claims his mom is Shikha Sharma; CEO of AXIS Bank/India. I live is the same city as him in the bay area. Rumor is that he’s a high school kid and a fraud. He has these pretend giveaways with $20-$60k as the prize. But the people who “Win” never receive the money. Its believed. That he only does the contest(s) to get girls addresses.
Param Sharma (a.k.a. @itslavishb*tch)