THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, allow him to introduce himself: His name is Param. At least that’s the name that appears on his Black AmEx card, but he’s better known as LavishP on Twitter, or @itslavishbitch to almost 14,000 Instagram followers. He humbly describes himself with this bio: Calling myself poor is just an insult to you. — B*tch I’m rich, rude, cocky and arrogant. — 17yrs. San Francisco Livin Hoe. I stumbled across Lavish P.’s Instagram profile late Thursday night. He’s posted more than a hundred photos depicting what a 17-year-old who spends too much time listening to rap and watching Scarface might define as luxury. He claims to only sh*t in sparkling water, use iPhones as playing cards, and routinely posts obscene amounts of cash, some still in shrink wrap as if straight from the Federal Reserve. In addition to posting images of cash, he chronicles his penchant for all manner of designer goods, including Louis Vuitton, True Religion jeans and Rolex watches. He’s also posted one photo showing what would appear to be a small bump of cocaine, and another featuring a handgun, though according to California gun law, you must be 21 or older to legally possess one. And though everything would appear to point to the contrary, he isn’t a monster.
Isn’t this the kid that bashes Kim Kardashian on Instagram? He is always calling her out saying Kanye is broke. I really don’t think this kid has money… it seems like it’s all a front (nice model home tour).- nik