Selfish Elliot
THE DIRTY ARMY: Jordan Elliott, loser. This dude got my friend pregnant and when he found out he just left. coudlnt take the resposibility of helping look after what he helped to make! To top it all off when she told him, he said “what do I do” she said start by telling your parents, sad thing is his parents have a gradnchild that they dont even know about thanks to this loser who cant own up to things. The guy will make you feel good, do everything you want, right up until he finds out your pregnant and falls off the face of planet earth. by the way, his kids almost a year old now and hasnt been seen since he was told he was going to be a father. douche bag.
Who can’t count, him or his artist? Or is that Chinese…- nik
Ummm….. there’s this new thing called birth control. It comes in many different types so that even learning impaired lazy asses can figure out how to use at least one form of this innovation. Please, for the love of all things holy, stop having unprotected sex and bringing unwanted children into this world. It’s not fair to the children, or to the taxpayers who end up supporting them because the “parents” weren’t responsible enough to use birth control.
One not a people are bad just because they have a child some do acutally work
I don’t think Matt Serra would appreciate being on this site with some random. Just say’n.
This guy took advantage of me when I was drunk passed out woke up beside him with my pants off finally ! I know what his name happens to be
Thanks who ever posted this
I deffinently said no! Then fell asleep and woke up next to him..pants off thats not okay …skeezy!
So happy I have his name
You know you liked it, all you girls like it and you’ll keep coming back for more.
Hahahah keep wishing, go cheat on your girlfriend some more. I’m surprised theres not more written about him lol!!
get a life , pretending to be someone you`re not .
Doesnt he already have a kid that he doesnt take care of?!?
I wouldn’t put it past him.
where does this ass live, have some papers for him.
If you figure it out , let me know . I’ve probably got identical papers, bastard.
This guy is pathetic, tried threatening a chick because he got called out for cheating on his 14 yr old gf hahahah
When was Serra in Saskatoon???
I wouldnt come back for more if you paid me !
Gross want to be cash boy right there if I say so myself !
Agreed with that comment on there, couldnt pay me to even hangout with you ! Pathetic excuse for a guy thats forsure!!
I have said it several times SASKATOON GIRLS/ WOMEN ARE SO DUMB AND FOOLISH FOR WHAT SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED.
Anyway, I like the fact that most of them are so stupid….then I get to fcuk a lot when I come to the city this summer.
Shitty Saskatoon full of women with no dignity….good for us fucker haha
im his girlfriend of a year and you guys are all being awful. you don’t know him, and whoever is posting pretending to be him stop. you guys are so full of crap, blaming it on him. if the mother wanted help she could have found him. i HIGHLY doubt he raped you when you were drunk, he’s not that type of guy. you people need a life. for all you know this is someone trying to get back at him. for all you know that is his ex who he cheated on all the time just trying to get him mad. seriously. i bet you’re all on here too. 20 bucks says you check everyday to see if your name is on it. don’t judge until you yourself are perfect.
For your information, she tried to find him , and still is but it’s kinda hard when someone falls off the face of planet earth and they’ve been looking for half a year. Karma will catch up to him, and he will be served with papers by more than one person I’m almost sure if that!! Poor excuse for a man! You can only hide for so long.
Lol if your his gf of a year then i feel sorry for you, bcuz i was with him last year too haha, the drunken sex thing doesnt seem like its true, i’m with you on that one. But this dude is never gunna change, he knows how to hide his cheating really good! Until i found out he was also dating a little high school girl at the same time! And fucking some other chick too, Hes a cheating immature guy!
you can say that all you want but I’ve lived with him for 6 months and he has no idea he had another kid. you guys are all so judgey but in reality its not all on the guy. like go to court, serve him with papers that way, get the damn dna test through the court. it takes a while but that’s what id do. that’s just laziness on her part.
Bull shit! He knew he had another kid but he ran off cause he couldn’t grow up and handle the responsibilities , because after 6 months if he didn’t wanna contact to see his own child she gets full custody and now he will never see his son, but he will pay for it, oh I promise you that I will help her until he is found !
she’s only been looking for half a year and the kid is almost 1? that to me screams LIE LIE LIE. she obviously doesn’t know for sure he’s the father or she would have been looking since she was pregnant. maybe she should go after the other guys she slept with first then come find him.
I would love more than anything in the world for my kid to call someone else dad and believe me he will. But sadly this sperm donor practically lived in my bed for 3-4 months ! I only wish I could ! Who ever put him on here was a god damn genius ! Kisses and hugs to you , I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one !
Close your legs for everything that comes your way.
Sleep around much? Lol it isn’t sleeping around when your with the SAME person .. Duh!
and its funny how no one has put their name. they all hide behind anonymous. that screams truth. oh ya.
Hes a coward and obviously you dont know him well enough if he was cheating on you when you first started dating
Haha half a year because she’s been to busy raising him and they have been tying to serve him but when you can’t find someone it’s totally impossible!! He should of manned up and took after his responsibilities instead of running like a little bitch, and it took that long because she wanted full custody and that is now hers . He will be found and he will pay up! That shit isn’t cheap ! And by the way when he practically lived out if her house for 3 months it’s kinda hard to have sex with someone else , I guarantee you she would gladly have her kid call someone else dad! He’s a piss poor excuse for a father, sure he might have changed but when he found out he should of manned up! There’s a few girls he’s done this to in sure of it ! He should just turn himself in if he’s such a good person! HAHA what a joke !
Where abouts is he then gf? Stop beating around the bush. He’s just going to owe more in time & it’s a pretty penny right now!!
Selfish Elliot doesn’t even begin to describe this Jordan douchebag dude. He sure made a cute kid. Too bad he’s an f’n idiot.
honey, i know him better than you do. and im not beating around the bush, unless his name is on the birth certificate he doesn’t gotta pay shit, you gotta go through court and get the court ordered dna test just like everyone else who wants child support, you aren’t special. if you didn’t even know him enough to know who his parents are i bet you were sleeping around. until the dna test says he’s the dad you’re on your own honey. you made your bed, now sleep in it.
Haha put him on the birth certificate?! You think I’m stupid enough to do that! If I did that he’s be able to fight for custody I want him no where near my kid I waited 6 months he knew I was having this kid he didn’t contact me within the 6 months of the child’s life so he’s is MINE that was my first concern keeping my kid away from him, but it’s expensive and will pay I have papers but he keep running like a chicken cause he knows it , it’s when he use to live with his dad in the hamptons! Showed up there sure enough he was gone!!!
He has a daughter and he knows it
and notice how you’re still anonymous. “k” is not a name sweetheart. coward.
but im done with this maury show bullshit. until you have a lawyer and court order, you have nothing. have fun.
I do have a lawyer and the papers loser keeps running!
Lol gf of a year? If so then he was cheating on you and me! Bcuz i was with him for about 3 months last year haha so you dont know him!! Lol, hes a lying cheating immature guy and all of us girls know it
You’re so tough ’cause you put your name? Who cares if it’s anonymous. He’s still the same old douche bag. He’s probably cheating on you right now. Lol.
Lol girlfriend of a year ,
I totally got with him within that time ,
sorry hunnie
Hahahahahah thats so funny, the true side of jordan is coming out now!! Sucks that you been with him for a year and didnt actually know him lol!!! But we all know jordan, he doesnt know what commitment means! So have fun with a cheating lying asshole
You girls are always going to come back for more, just saying. To the ones that got papers for me send them to someone else. Only papers i want are to smoke with. You ladies know my number, hit me up.
we live together, spend all of our time together. he finally knows what commitment means, sorry none of you know how to keep a man faithful and happy. but anyway, im done with this. you have nothing until you have a lawyer and a court order, until then he doesn’t have to pay shit.
Haha yeah easy to say when he’s so hard to track down! Lol keep him I don’t want him , don’t even wanna be within 10 feet of him but raising a child is expensive shit and I didn’t get my self knocked up . He makes cute ass kids but can’t man up and be a parent!
Honestly I don’t think she cares who he’s with or what he’s done , I think she more so wants the douche bag to pay for not being man enough to father the child than ever have to be with him let alone be within 10 feet of the guy!
You girls love it and keep coming back to me. i stay strapped and i got no kids so good luck with that.
You didn’t even know what a condom was when we were together “pulling out works” and FYI I was on birth control , doesn’t always work and yes I’ll take the blame as well but at least I admit I did wrong thank you for the amazing son you will never see but will pay for it some day!
You didn’t even know what a condom was when we were together “pulling out works” and FYI I was on birth control , doesn’t always work and yes I’ll take the blame as well but at least I admit I did wrong and am providing an amazing life for MY child thank you for the amazing son you will never see but will pay for it some day!! Thank you to who ever posted this at least I know your still alive and will be found soon enough
can’t hide forever !
Like twice
lmao jk
I got with him
And dont even deny it Jordon you totally know who I am my friend puked all over your carpet and you gave us fat lines all night hahahahaha
Apparently I still owe you 20 bucks but holla ur fine
lol katelynn ! too true. i was passed out drunk and he was tryna feed me drugs but i puked blood red wine all over his white carpet hahahaha
Must suck finding out your boyfriend cheated on you, especially finding out on thedirty hahaha
maybe all u dumb hoes should stop getting with him and trying to pin kids on him lol he obviously cant handle it, yall are stupid haha!
How many kids does he have?
He has a 6 year old child
And a 1 year old!
I did it
! Much love sweetie , your welcome everyone thought everyone should know what a low life he is. Gf of a year? Wow one of fifty maybe? Lol 
have fun sweetheart .
I slept with this guy last week small world
haha i love that you think that. kinda impossible considering he and i spend every waking minute together. i would have had to have been there. nice try though.
love how anonymous that you are now that ive opened up to who I am, haha, hypocrite.
Was definitely in the new year think hard hunie you werent with him then .
as if. if it happened where does he live then? because i am with him every waking moment.
Ave r!
do you have any proof besides that? it still kinda sounds like you’re talking out of your butt.
haha , she clearly knows where oyu live and you know that.. because it was probably in your bed!, ave r? give me a narrow down
like what’s inside the house? what kind of animal? what colour is the animal? some legitimate proof.
nobody but krissy, shannon, and kayla have said who they are.
Holy shit hahhahaha how do you not believe any of this, when i seen about 5 different comments saying they’ve been with him within this past year?? Hahahaha thats so funny, think about it hun! My friend was with him till about april or may but believe whatever you want hun hahha i know the truth, and dont tell me i’m making this up, hes the last guy i would ever lie about getting with
Ave R? More low-life Saskatoon pieces of shit
Would be nice to have a narrow down on ave R but he’ll just up and run away again because he KNOWS he has a kid!
He gave me warts ….
Haha Jordan. Really? Pathetic! You tell me to say stuff to you and not on here but yet you block me . Why? Let me guess cause YOU KNOW he’s yours .. At least he was anyways , now your just a sperm donor who’s gonna pay!
Hes pathetic!! He says things to you and then tries to deny them like grow the fuck up jordan!! Your dumb and cant believe how fake you are
If anyone, including his girlfriend has slept with him in the past year& a half, then yes he has given you warts, another name is HPV ! Lol
If i were you then i would totally get tested haha
Bs I was tested after him I’m clean!
Lol hpv doesnt show up until at least 6 months after!
you expect people to believe that in six months you didn’t sleep with anyone else? doubtful.
Lol whoa, its true. I’m not saying i have it. I’m just saying a close friend of mine slept with him and later found out she did and wondered about it and the doctors said it doesnt show up until 6 months after!!
Duh, idiots should learn about diseases when your fucking some dude with no condom& he forsure gets around!!
Hpv sometimes doesnt even show up as warts too, you can have it and not even know, dumbass
hpv actually only takes 3 months, one of my friends have it, she knew she had it and did an insane amount of research on the internet to find out how long and 3 months later she got checked and it said yes. i get that you’re taking your friends word for it but its simply not true.
Now you are all taking it to the extreme , the purpose was to make sure he’s still out there .. Alive .. And of course still running! His son is basically his twin, but serving someone who’s next to impossible to find .. Is impossible!!!
His kid is a year old? Get your facts right. His daughter is finishing up kindergarten! Obivously you arent an actual friend of the babymama.
Also instead of asking to see his daughter, he asks people on facebook is they still talk to the mom and if they know how his daughter is. Pathetic.
Other than not having your details straight,
its pretty much true, this kids a loser.
Lol, he must have more than one kid because he has a a one year old SON! Lol .. More than one kid, not surprised !
I slept with him less then a year ago….got all coked up and had to sneak out his bedroom window when he was staying on kingsmere….haha he totally belongs on here…this goof is nothing but a criminal…didn’t he just get outta jail too haha