THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Zack Payne and Tyla Holt, The most disgusting couple in the mid-west. They must have found each other while he was trolling transsexual chat lines, considering she looks like she’s packing a huge greg, and he admits to going down on multiple dudes. He cheats on her constantly but I guess when you’re as fugly as she is you have to take what you can get. These two are as degenerate as they come, They pose as “hippies” but it’s really just an excuse to not bathe and do whatever drugs they can get their hands on. The worst part of it is they’re planning on having children. I can’t imagine the grotesque abominations that would result from these gene pools coming together. Please put these stinky trolls on blast.

She could re-robe for the perfect picnic cloth.  Just saying.- nik