The Pelican Is Looking Better These Days
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, little miss Amber Dawn AKA The Pelican seems to have stopped with the spray tanning and added some more hair on her head so she doesn’t look so much like a wounded bird. I will say, she is looking a lot better than before, although she still packs on pounds of makeup and takes insanely waaaay too many pictures of herself and whines about how she wishes someone would tell her that she’s beautiful because she doesn’t have much self-esteem. With over 700 pictures on Instagram of you posing in front of a mirror I’d say you have plenty of self-esteem. So, Nik, what do you think? Does she look better these days?
Nope, she still looks like a Pelican.- nik
Looking better? When was she ever looking good. I just can’t see it from any angle, unless I close my eyes.
What’s her Instagram??
Girls with nothing but selfie pics are just showing the world that they have no friends and not much of a social life because they’re too self absorbed.
Only read the title and the reply lmfao
Uck my god, gross….Is she going for the late 50′s early 60′s Motown soul singer hair? Grow the F up child…700 pics of yourself on some lame pic site that lames with no real world social skills flock 2 like flies on poop! Why do ppl with absolutely NO TALENT to try and validate to the the world how great they are based on their looks? Im so sick of the “look at me!, Look what I can do ” generation aka you 90′s babies …. It must have been all those Neon Green fanny packs that were so popular
Children are a product of their environment. Maybe if their spoiled hands-off parents actually instilled values instead of treating life like a chevy chase movie we wouldnt have such a messed up generation of entitled self-centered a**holes. You dont blame an untrained animal for doing something wrong. This is a generation of the “heres a toy, get out of my face” parenting so im not surprised they are the way they are
Actually asshole her parents were very involved in her life and her father died when she was in high school… Maybe she has an excuse for her acting out right now! Learn the facts before you judge someone!
Kathy Griffin long lost daughter? this girl is busted! she looks like an alien to me.
Omg i thought THE SAME THING when i looked at the pic
cover the tits/bra and we have nothing more or less than your average, mediocre girl-this one just so happens to find itself good looking with all that gunk on her face
God this girl is so fucking annoying! All she does is talk shit about her roommate, and use the same 4 photo styles- same body positioning and all. She thinks she is so hot and badass, but in reality, she looks like an ass.
Omg ugh! Totally Kathy Griffen. This girl should not be taking so many pics of herself!
What’s the bitches Instagrammmmm!
Amberdawnx3
Pelican beaks have a 3 gallon capacity. Pelicans occur on all continents except Antarctica.
I think joe pesci put her face in a vise
What about an update on Burnt Bacon? She’s always been my secret crush!
Lol this is so funny I was just coming on here to show a friend how orange I used to be and saw this post! Seriously, 5 years and I’m still being posted on this site?
Ok 1) I put my insta up there saw y’all can see I CLEARLY don’t have 700 pictures of myself lol
2) I don’t ever post status’s asking people to call me beautiful… I prefer radiant *sarcasm*
3) CA Livin sorry you don’t like my past hairstyles , but luckily for you, we will prob never meet so you don’t have to be exposed to the horrors of a style other than your own
4) dude below that CA Livin kid, umm my parents were amazing and very involved in my life and strict as well. I’m proud and blessed to have had such wonderful people raise me
5) YESSS KATHY GRIFFEN!!