THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, little miss Amber Dawn AKA The Pelican seems to have stopped with the spray tanning and added some more hair on her head so she doesn’t look so much like a wounded bird. I will say, she is looking a lot better than before, although she still packs on pounds of makeup and takes insanely waaaay too many pictures of herself and whines about how she wishes someone would tell her that she’s beautiful because she doesn’t have much self-esteem. With over 700 pictures on Instagram of you posing in front of a mirror I’d say you have plenty of self-esteem. So, Nik, what do you think? Does she look better these days?
Nope, she still looks like a Pelican.- nik