THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik let me introduce you to Tristan Henning aka DJ Hellbound. This disgusting excuse for a male, considers himself a “10″ and to be “boss” no matter what, he figures he deserves girl of like rating as well. Tristan can be found in the rave scene, following girls around the bar, or sitting home getting high and drunk. Anyone that is friends with this douche will tell you they swear he is more gay than a spice girl ablum, however he spends all of his time trying to follow the girls that dont seem to have any bfs around the bar in hopes of getting his dick wet, that is until he decides to target his friends, or their gfs. As you can see from the one picture, he is also very “close” to fellow Saskatoon sloot “RanDee Fox”. This poor excuse for a human has a young son, and claims to be “world’s best daddy” yet he does not make any effort to see him, and only owns 1, thats right 1 toy for him! That\s a dad? but wait there is more, when he realizes that he isnt going to get what he wants he will stoop as low as to attempt to harm his friends not reputation, or physical i mean using life threatening allergies against them. Tristan is known to have no problem raising a hand to a woman or child, and has in fact assisted another woman beater in beating his gf. This guy needs to stop before he costs someone more than they deserve to loose. In my opinion, he choose his nickname well, as he really is hell-bound!
Becoming a DJ won’t get you laid.- nik