Tina “Teeny” Segovia

THE DIRTY ARMY: I have several friends who “personaly” know this chick. She has a history of getting plastered at work since last time I saw her she worked as a bar tender at Klusoz but was told she now works at Green lantern or knife and fork. Being taken home by drunk customers after work or after parties is her thing, Don’t understand how her canary nose smelly self can get a man anyways unless they are beergoggled. She’s got a thing for acting like a sloot behind the bar throwing and squeezing her boobs at customers and dry humping what gets in her way. Several men have told me she gets drunk takes them home or goes home with them and she just leads them on into thinking they will get a piece just to get a ride home although at times they will get lucky. She’s crazy, slooty, and an aggressive drunk and just makes me wonder how dirty she is. She needs to grow up, not to mention she hangs around with Ryan
She makes me feel like a space cadet (on account of the eyes).- nik














This is just silly. Everybody who knows me knows I don’t go home with customers….meh. I’m not even gonna try. I know who this is, and you’re just pissed cuz you suck at bartending.
Wow straight hatin this girl is a straight dime!!!! And she has a job?! Haha unlike half of these sa hoes.she can hit me up!!!!
She’s hot! Someone is just hating and she has a job!!!!!! Shot better than most of these sa hoes! Tell her she can come holla at me
…and who’s Ryan?
Hey Teeny you can hang me!
I have 2 jobs, thank you! Not much time to after party and sloot around like this person said I did, but thanks. lol
I’ve seen this girl before nd she is a drunken wreck at the bar. Weird how she didn’t defend herself with the getting drunk at work comment. Don’t know about her going home with customers since I’ve never stayed late enough to find out but as drunk and stupid as she gets at work I wouldn’t doubt it. I’ve seen hoes with 3 jobs hun. Truth sucks.
lol she has a job?? The bitch bartends and is dumb as rocks, can’t even make a decent drink to save her life. Go back to the south side and get a job working over there nasty ass fattie
I’m not from the Southside.
You’re an idiot. You’re just contradicting your self. Just stop. Everybody who knows me knows I don’t go home with customers, and I don’t sleep around. I know who this is, and you’re not upsetting me, but you’re pissing off people I know. I can’t control their actions. I’m just sayin.
You know it’s not true CODY. It’s my my fault you got fired. And it’s not my fault I had to remake all your drinks. This is slanderous. You know it’s not true you jackass.
I would be more than happy to post names of people that have been to the bars you have worked that that you have slept with. Slut! By the way I have no clue who Cody is this is my first post and seems most post about her are true.
Didn’t you meet the current guy your sleeping with at the bar?
You have two jobs and now you’re stuntin?! Lol honey your a bartender that’s nothing to be proud of and no one important. People don’t talk trash for no reason at all or because they’re jealous. Your another sa Mexican whore. That by far is nothing to be jealous of. Go get a real job n defend yourself when your an educated woman making close to six figures instead of working penny pinching jobs.
Anyone who knows Tina knows this is not true. Whoever wrote this is obviously bitter and needs to grow up!!!
And the only person dumb as rocks is the idiot who wrote up this ridiculous post and can’t even spell correctly!!
Smh…..
I can vouch for teeny! She is not a sloot and may get a little drunk but who doesn’t? !? The only reason people post mean and slanderous stuff on here about others is bc they are unsatisfied with their own lives! Seriously, grow up and then grow a pair!!!
lol! I’m not a slut.
Nice toucan sam nose.
how original………retard.
Funny how all these people are talking trash without knowing the truth. I’m her boyfriend of several months and to stop this shit cold will say I work with her at the bar and suprise suprise I take her home every night after work EVERY NIGHT sooooo if anyone can vouch for this woman its me. All these idiots being cyber brave know where we work, come by for great service
She does give great service.
Wow! This is ridiculous!!! Teeny is a sweetheart. Just because she has a personality, people shouldn’t hate! She is hardworking and loyal to her friends. And she doesn’t have to get rides from customers when she has a million friends that would love to help her out. You guys need to get a life and stop the bullying!!
I have known Tina FOREVER and she does not go home with customers. She is one of the coolest chicks you’ll ever meet and by far the best bartender I know. Honestly, she knows how to make any drink out there, she is quick, and customers love her because she can hold a conversation. Whoever is talking smack about Teeny is jealous because she is a much better bartender.
By the way, I love Tina’s nose.
So mean…a real job? I mean, it’s not building houses or curing cancer, but bars and pubs have been the backbone of society for centuries. Hell, the American revolution was put together in a bar. You know who gets people liquored up enough to do shit like over throw the Brits? Bartenders…good ones like Teeny. Hell, she probably would even make you tolerable.
I have known Tina FOREVER and she does not go home with customers. She is one of the coolest chicks you’ll ever meet and by far the best bartender I know. Honestly, she knows how to make any drink out there, she is quick, and customers love her because she can hold a conversation. Whoever is talking smack about Teeny is jealous because she is a much better bartender.
By the way, I love Tina’s nose.
Sounds like hoes defending hoes LOL but on a serious note you should save up some money from your “two jobs” and see a doctor about that thing in the middle of your face its disgusting. While your at it learn how to put on make up tarantula eyes are not helping you at all but maybe that’s why your a bartender so you can get guys plastered enough to sleep with you.
Wow, whoever wrote this post is an IDIOT!!!!
Hey RUN-ON SENTENCE, she can fix her nose, but you can’t fix your stupid. Shut it.
I posted something last night but guess it wasn’t good enough for this website since it didn’t make Tina look bad. Regardless if anyone can vouch for her it would be me since I’m her bf and we live together. She (A) is no where near a slut, and (B) doesn’t ride home with any customers especialy since we work together and she rides home with me. Any other crap you idiots want to make up about her? As far as the ugly comments about her, that’s just upsurd and immature.
Dude your getting played bro you dumb fuck she’s another Mexican SA sloot. And not to mention you date and live with a bartender that you work with. Haha your a joke for defending this sloot.
doesnt she work at tigermart?
I have personally worked with Tina! She’s a great person and makes the best drinks!
Who doesn’t take a shot or two when your working. Get a life people!
She makes an amazing potato egg and cheese at Jalisco taqueria on San Pedro.
Crazy bipolar mean moody psycho scratchy vagina hairy back arm having ungrateful whiny never gonna get married or have kids cat hoarding sloot!!
Sounds like someone is butt hurt over Tina not marrying or having your babies like a typical SA sloot would. She must’ve seen thru your tard IQ
This is the biggest joke I have ever seen… Tina don’t let these ignorant ghetto ass clowns put your shining light out. I’d be jealous of them if I were them too. They are just pissed that they tried to get you drunk at work and couldn’t take you home lol
Hey dumb bitch Sarah, incase you didn’t read my comment. I said scratchy virgina, cat hoarding sloot. Your more than welcome to confirm with her how scratchy that shit is and if she keeps cats at home
You ain’t kidding about that’s scratchy pussy and her ass being bipolar!! Chick needs to be medicated, not to mention she needs to attend some AA meetings
What the hell? Now someone’s impersonating me? I wrotethe first post but not the “dumb bitch Sara” one.that’s someone else…I would have said shut up Sara Terry. As for Tina I just remembered she used to be married so I guess that nulls only that part of my rant.
Everything else is spot on…
My impersonator also uses happy faces at the end of his rant…maybe her pissed off boyfriend getting his shots in huh? Bet you didn’t know about her previous marriage bro! Just wait till you see all her personalities.
this girl has the drd. I let her blo me in the whip and she swallowed. All I did was buy her a 24oz damn drunk.
Tina you know your a south side hood rat. I took you home like a month ago. And to her wana be DDR for several months your a fake. And if you are her dude how does my cum taste cause she been sucking and fucking me for the past 2 months. Tina admit everything. Stop being a hoe. But hoes will always be hoes.
You are reaping your karma…how does it feel? You will never have a happy normal life being a crazy bipolar angry b*tch. Love your misery and bathe in it. Nobody to blame but yourself. All the guys you slept with cant be wrong.
Oh, come on! That’s not true! y’all are disgusting!!
Karma? This isn’t how it works. Let me take one more shot at this…you must be the guy I called out of FB…telling people you slept with me when you know I think you’re disgusting and never would.
As someone who has worked at MULTIPLE jobs with Tina, I can say all of this is BS hating. The fact that you started with “I have several friends that know her” shows YOU DONT know her, so its mind boggling how you have soo much to say. Tina is an AMAZING bartender and person! END OF STORY!
This is all crap. I know this person very well for years. She has her personal issues but as far as her being a hoe or slut it’s COMPLETELY FALSE. Being a difficult person to get along with does not equal a hoe. Keep your chin up teeny. Don’t let this crap weigh you down.