Trailer Trash Trokes

February 8, 2013 Hamilton 1722 10,362 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet the Trokes, Christina, Michael and Thomas. They are the ultimate scum of Hamilton and Im not kidding. Im shocked that they have not been posted yet, so I did the honors. Where do I begin? They are siblings with incestous familial relations, with part-relatives of every ratio splaying into the distance. I mean, the aunt is with the brother, who slept with the cousin and banged the daughter, who had a step-son, then who slept with her sister, if you understand where I\’m going with this. They all live together in a filthy home with grease-streaked floors, piles of piss smelling clothes, never washed, and smelly disgusting odours, ranging from underarms, to unwashed crotches and 10 dogs(who they beat with sticks when unruly). I mean, look at the oldest one, Thomas, he clearly hasn’t seen a razor in 5 years. And Christina, she will fuck anything that moves as evidence of her numerous abortions and dropping children off at the hospital and running. I do not have a picture of her mother Fran, but if you can imagine a huge blob of disgusting smelly flesh with hairs protruding from her nipples, then you get the picture. This woman has not worked a day in her life, has the IQ of an avocado (and that’s giving her credit) and breasts that dangle freely without the confines of a bra, to her ankles. Her only activity is dealing with her freaky weird children, bizarre sexual practices with her husband John…or is it Tom? I can’t keep track because they’ve all inner-bred. And then there’s Michael, their gay, (but pretends he’s straight) younger son who sits in his room 24/7 watching BBW porn and wanking. I don’t know how else to explain these people, but everyone who has come in contact with them has either caught an DRD, been assaulted or arrested and slapped with a charge. They are absolutely filthy excuses for people, to call them trailer trash is to make the biggest understatement that has ever been in the history of mankind. The oldest brother has as much intelligence as a steaming cow turd that has sat in the sun for hours, and the stench that comes off his body can be compared to that. Their mother even condones their weird sexual behaviour in their own home, I think the police should be involved because Christina has ended up with 2 children and no boyfriend in sight, (obviously) so it must be said that either her father John, or one or both of the brothers obliged in a drunken frenzy…who knows, I feel sorry for the children, who look starved and beaten. SO Nik, what is your opinion of this screwed up, dysfunctional family? Will we be watching them on Maury soon to figure out who is the father/brother/cousin? I think so…Hamilton, you have reached a new low with the existence of the Trokes.

Nice belt Batman.- nik